"... but if he thinks he's getting a max after this *gestures wildly* then he's tripping."

My sincere condolences to Pelicans fans.

Jalen Duren must have lost an absolute shit ton of money this postseason. He went from All-Star to playing like a backup center.

People have questioned why I've said I would be denied entry if I tried entering the US. This is why.

Okay.. The Bulls are, surprisingly, thinking outside the box this time around. Interesting.

Oh no. This is absolutely horrible.

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Oh wow. That's actually pretty dope. I like Schmitz a great deal.

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Matthew Lillard landing role after role after Q dished him is utterly DELICIOUS.

This is my shocked face. 😐

Jalen Suggs is one of the toughest SOB's in the league. If he's hurting like this, that's probably not great.

I genuinely love how we've already made it to the cup argument as if it means a damn thing.

76ers. Knicks. Cavs. Raptors. Magic. Pistons. Those are the teams that could end up representing the East. Yeah, the WCF will be the real Finals for damn sure.

Philly's defensive rebounding these last two minutes may have won them the game.

If the Sixers pull this off, that's their version of a championship, and I fully embrace it.

"Should Jamahl Mosley coach Orlando in Game 7?" is an entirely reasonable question right now.

Pistons/Magic has the unique distinction of being the most intense, shitty-played series of all-time. It's exciting, but it's just godawful basketball.

So. What's up with Denver? Because you can't convince me it's nothing.

They're really wasting Spud Webb's prime with this performance.

Just woke up, and oh my god what is this my eyes are bleeding

Oh, hey. Best-Cade Scenario tonight!

I concede I'm not a smart human being, but I've read the 3-2-1 rule like seven times now, and I'm still utterly confused. I'm sure the fans will love that! It's not like they're confused about the apro.. oh wait. Well, they definitely keep track of the league's All-Star forma.. oh fuck.

Just saw Game 5 of Spurs/Blazers. Fuck it, I'm ready for the backlash. He's the best player in the league.

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Inquisitive. That word is unkind to me.

I've thought about it, and I've decided. Cain's dunk on Duren is one of the best throw-downs we've ever seen. Not just in the playoffs. Ever.

Will someone please call Jalen Duren's family to give them the news?

We're getting Paolo Badchero tonight.

*Ahem*

"You're way too skeptical of the Pistons, Mort" *Me, gesturing wildly*

This season's NBA coverage has been dimensions better due to the introduction of NBC & Prime. (I say the latter begrudgingly for obvious reasons.) Turns out removing the ESPN/TNT stranglehold was a good thing!

YES. Give me this. I've wanted this for SO long.

My bad. The Suns should have built around Tony Delk in 2001 then. (Only @johnhollinger.bsky.social is old enough to get that reference.)

There are two ways to approach this. 1. Oh, he's definitely getting traded. 2. If you truly wish to build around Bam, you're an unserious franchise.

I'm not going to make a IDF joke, but someone else should.

There's a part of me that's been wanting - for a while - to have a very uncomfortable conversation about Devin Booker. This series isn't helping.

Definitely calling these type of games "Worst-Cade scenarios".

Not the least bit surprised. Why sign on with a team that will handcuff you from an ownership perspective, and possibly prevent you from landing new jobs when this inevitably goes south? I don't think this is as attractive a job, as some might think.

Lol

Seriously, the Prime crew is fucking fantastic. It's dimensions better than the TNT guys ever were.

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That's.. probably a concussion.

Oh, Knicks. What are you doing, babe?

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Only need three. "My therapist agrees."

That's such a bullshit call. He should have been thrown out.

Hell yes, Woj.

The Lakers and LeBron are will they, won't they'ing more than Ross & Rachel.