Sports tonight are drunk

Bey was so far and away the best player in the CJ deal

The Pels started the 4th quarter down 16 and they're now down 2 with the ball & 43 seconds left Zion hasn't touched the floor all quarter

Rockets offensive rebounds: 19 Pelicans defensive rebounds: 18

Thanks to Jordan Poole for that 6 point swing at the end of the third quarter

I'm not terribly far off from wanting to give Poole's minutes to McGowan That's probably irrational but I won't apologize for it

Not sure if Fears helped too far off of Okogie or if Zion shaded over too much there. Kind of lean towards the latter but in any case it gifted Sengun two FTs

Today is the first time i miss being on Twitter, and it's because Xfinity customer service SUCKS and there's no way to speak to an actual human being. 10k followers really came in handy when you're pissed about paying for shit service.

It really cannot be overemphasized enough that JD Vance follows a host of open Nazis on Twitter.

This is correct, and it applies to Trump himself as well. He's too soft and cowardly to murder anyone himself, of course, so he gets super-excited when anyone murders on his behalf, whether in real life (Hegseth in the Caribbean) or in his imagination (Rob Reiner).

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

To kinda coop my podcast partner’s but: The team that traded their unprotected 1st round pick is on a 2 game winning streak and have looked like a respectable team.

Pelicans decision makers are dogshit at asset valuation but they damn sure know draft talent when they see it

Jeremiah Fears cannot legally drink until October 2027

The 5-22 Pelicans and the 4-10 Saints just won on the same day.

This is some bullshit. Way too early into winter for this nonsense

Came here to say the same thing. It's gotta go for nothing more than entertainment value.

Wrote about the clearest heir of Jokic's pioneering play style: Derik freaking Queen. www.teamziller.com/derik-queen-...

22 points on 19 shots off the bench in 26 minutes for Poole. That is a Jordan Poole game if I've ever seen one

LMAO poor Karlo 😅

Borrego getting Fears and Queen garbage time minutes for some good old ROTY stat padding?

The schedule-makers sent James Harden to Houston for four nights between games, in case you wanted to know why he's 6-17 tonight.

Jeremiah Fears

Section 1 of the executive order is like "in order for this to mean anything, Congress must act." The rest of it is like "X department shall convene a task force to provide a list of recommendations etc. etc." It's completely toothless and this "blocking states" headline is brain-dead stenography.

Indiana gerrymandering absolutely clobbered

Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment. They are openly saying this. Who would want to live in a country that works like that?

Despite a valiant second half effort, the team that traded its unprotected first round pick is 3-22.

Much like in the American Revolution, a royal couldn’t get the win

Me checking the Pelicans score and stats after my flight touched down when the deficit was 20 when I took off at halftime

IMO this is a hire you make if you didn't like any of the other remaining external options and you want a guy you can easily fire in a year if/when a better option presents itself. (Still think it's a pretty bad outcome for a team that has experienced as much recent success as Tulane)

Wow. What a fully uninspiring hire for Tulane. This is the best we could do?

Team that traded its unprotected first round pick is now 3-21 and is as far back in the win column from the 14 seed as the 14 seed is from the 10 seed.

Waking up to this exact reality - pretty incredible and will no doubt provoke systematic changes when a team like Bama or Texas is replaced by James Madison

The Pelicans have not had any conversations with teams regarding Trey Murphy, Herb Jones, or Zion Williamson per source familiar with the matter

Having a lot of fun with my LSU friends this fine morning. If I don't troll them about being Tulane's college football little brother now, when will I have a better chance?

Just an insane sentence for anyone who went to Tulane between, I don't know, 1950 and 2020. Absolutely unreal.

At his first Tulane press conference two years ago, Jon Sumrall said, "I'm telling you right now, I'm speaking it into existence, we're going to make the College Football Playoff and we're going to win it." The Green Wave are now going to the College Football Playoff.

PLAYOFF WAVE

ROLL MOTHER FUCKING WAVE

I APOLOGIZE FOR MY SLANDER, COACH

All the things happening to North Texas tonight are what happened to Tulane all season this is crazy lol

this is elite

No idea why we kicked that. Sumrall signed on with Florida and became a coward? C'mon man

The Wave be rollin', folks

Look at that Tulane running maul.

WE ARE COOKING NOW FOLKS

WHAT A HIT