Editor: You got that Giants game story about Dart and Daboll? Reporter: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

First politician ever with a giant BAMA BOY chest tattoo?

I know it smells crazy in there

Dan Padover can polish his trophy from the couch while Nick U’Ren’s squad is two wins from the Finals.

Me when I’m trying to think of what soup I should eat

RETVRN

To be fair, the literal job of a pass rusher is to “go where you are not supposed to be”

They’re out here talkin’ about Oberlin while I’m saying “Oh-Berlin (circa 1935) is where we’re livin’ now”

TIL: Chicken Alfredo Pasta is named after the 1980’s sitcom ALF

Charlie Kirk stood against everything New Orleans stands for and makes the city good. Saints deserve to lose for this bullshit.

Me after the all you can eat buffet

Juwan Johnson please go be a tiktok dad and stop stealing my football team’s money

I can think of another guy who made an unexpected comeback after saying goodbye to the saints

Need the folks who analyzed Arch Manning’s post-throw grimace on this ASAP

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Aggies are FIRM in their gender identities

His explanation for not using the timeouts still stinks smh

This explanation from Moore for why he didn’t use the timeouts was utter nonsense. Not a great sign.

More like Poo-Aid McKinstry

When you tell a tourist what they need to go see in Waco

The Righteous Livingstone

(extremely Dennis Miller voice) Haven’t seen a Hooker get paid like that since Richard Gere and Julia Roberts baby

More like L Woods

This is my justification for Bountygate

Time to cheer myself up after that Texas loss by watching something light and funny like *checks notes* the Hurricane Katrina documentary 😃🔫

Wow big respect!

I like the part where Ricky and Earl’s Heismans come to life and zap the regular longhorns into metallic, anthropomorphized longhorns

20 years ago today, I was with my family in a Dallas hotel room helplessly watching my city flood on TV. The house I grew up in (blocks away from the 17th Street Canal) would eventually take on 8 feet of water. And we were the lucky ones in so many regards. God bless New Orleans and her people ⚜️

When Joaquin says dominate but you’re not doing it

The “negotiation” that ended World War 2.

The Jedi after Order 66

Reading this shit in James Earl Jones’ voice

Gonna need to hear an explanation of why the BYU quarterback chose to wear number 47 of all numbers…

Play all three at the same time and call it the “The Holy Trinity”

“And WE’RE countin’ down the final seconds of our Preseason Special Deal Days at Stetson Bennett Dodge-Chrysler-RAM of Blackshear and Decatur! So go-ahead, cmon’ in and SCORE a big deal on a new car, SUV or truck today!”

Me when someone says it’s corny that I’m wearing an Arch Manning jersey this football season

Imagining Mack Brown talking about Lububu

RIP Takeoff

My son

every day I find an edit that I swear is the best edit and the next day I find a better one

“Turn around Jaylon and block the tight end!!”

Stat-padding his way to a “hall of fame” career?

It makes more sense if you read the movie title like a threatening, first-person meta commentary: “Now! You See Me!”

The sister of the wife no one has ever seen is literally named “M.I.A.”? Come the fuck on lmao.

Sure would be interesting to compare the rates of sex crimes by conservative clergy vs. the alleged wave of violent crimes by immigrants we’re bombarded with