Choosin’ Texas, you say?

The Smut Busters have been called in as reinforcements

Two thoughts on this gametape: Shough out there trying to knock kids off ladders. Respect the enthusiasm but he’ll learn. Erik McCoy’s torn bicep not holding him back? Love to see it.

Iberville Parish? Sounds like a bunch of WOKE French commies to me

*My* OROY would never

To the tune of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” SKI JUMP PENIS DOPING STORY

And 0-2 against Tyler Shough 😤

Masterfully played, Pelicans. Trading away your beloved, affordable, fan-favorite guard while the second and third-highest paid players on the team are so checked out or bad that they’re getting DNPs.

“Who He Play For?” but legitimately

Dudes rock

(Looking down at my newborn son) “I am going to name you Jim Bob Cooter”

(notes how literally and figuratively close to home everything in Minneapolis is for him) (offers the most mealy-mouthed response you could possibly imagine)

Run the ball

Unrivaled co-founder and WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart held up an “Abolish ICE” sign during player intros ahead of Mist’s game this afternoon. Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social

Imagining Kash Patel chasing this dude down in a harrowing snowboard chase

The cognitive dissonance of constantly reading that I need to spend some time mastering generative AI while not knowing a single person in my industry who uses it to do good work 🤙

Your wallet was up $283m and you lost it inexplicably? Must’ve been a Falcons fan

More like CJ Loud, because that’s what the criticism of him is gonna be after today

Ja after hitting a game winner

(sung to the tune of “Many Men”) “20 men, place bets upon me”

You’re laughing?? This poor masked agent fell on to his ass in front of a bunch of people who were making fun of him and in addition to his ass he also fell on to his balls and hurt them so bad that he had to call his boss and go home and you’re laughing??

Sark might not be allowed in the state of Alabama after today lmao

Bill Barnwell doesn’t have Tyler Shough even in his Top 4 rookie of the year candidates and I think I’m having a stroke

Texas Tech? More like Texas DRECK after that one am I right?

Shame. Maybe Jeremiah Smith would know how to block better if he’d gone to Miami (runs away)

More like Rice Underwood because he’s getting cooked and eaten by Texas IMO

You could ask the reverse of the receivers smh

@markjonesespn.bsky.social , Sark was mad on that bad snap because he said Michigan was clapping to simulate their cadence

Thank you Bluesky for all these fucked recs for Ben ⚜️❤️

The Saints fired Grantham midseason last year and Cam Jordan *still* tells anyone who will listen how much he hates that man

Rams wanting a PI?

The rancid vibes of the rest of the NFC South, meanwhile the Saints are streaking with a rookie franchise QB

Haynes King paying tribute to his aggie roots with the game-losing pick in the end zone 🫡

Tis the season for the best Christmas song ever written, yall youtu.be/BGzO1ghRKp4?...

THERE’S BEEF IN THOSE BEANS

Idk man one team has won 3-straight now 😤

It’s me.

Very torn between wanting Bama to lose, cementing how ridiculous it is they got into the playoffs at all, igniting the aPAWLcalypse, pushing DeBoer to Michigan and initiating crazy coaching change dominoes… and my hatred of OU and never wanting them to win anything ever. Tough times.

Texas-Baylor is a BEAT DOWN sheesh

One of my grandfathers was in the Army and the other was in the Navy, so my Army-Navy game rooting interest is decided by which one I loved more

Any democrat who doesn’t fully support the dismantling of ICE and the prosecution of its agents shouldn’t bother running for office.

Demario Davis forever

Record vs. current Top 25 teams: Miami: 1-0 ND: 1-2 Bama: 2-2 Texas: 3-2