We didn't know we were living in the good times . . .

I needed 5.2 ppr points from Waddle to win my playoff matchup but of course Tua SUCKS ASS IN THE COLD so I'm completely screwed.

Raynaud is the only young King that can score at all. Getting a little worried.

Damn it man. Colts tried to play far too conservatively.

PHILIP RIVERS TOUCHDOWN. WHAT A DRIVE.

LET'S GO PHIL

I understand Kovac stabilized the club last season - and the squad isn't his fault - but my god, BVB is absolutely listless under him. The amount of times we've scored a single goal and then done nothing the rest of the game is insane. I don't know what can save the club anymore.

The Thunder CAN lose.

I know the fouling can be a smart strategy but man this has been an anti-climactic way for a great game to end

Won't lie, Fox playing some "Olé!" Defense there

Spurs-Thunder going 7 games this season. This is incredible basketball.

There are plenty of things I'm not good at but the number one thing I'm terrible at is wrapping presents. I have genuinely no clue how to do it. Even after watching tutorials. So I just lean in and wrap things in the most ridiculous ways

I can't tell you how sick I'm getting of the non-stop Tule Fog. Don't ever remember getting this much.

Kings and Bulls together again at last

This Thunder team really might be the greatest team of all time. My god. The domination they're going to have for the next decade is positively insane.

Don't let that ending distract you from the fact that BYU is the most despicable institution in this country's history (which is really saying something)

I cook a lot so I do a lot of prep. Not a big deal, most of it isn't bothersome at all. Except thyme. Dealing with fresh thyme and picking the leaves bothers me so much. To get enough for it to be worth it takes an unbelievable amount of time. Wait, maybe that's why it's called what it is.

People who haven't known me a long time probably don't know but I was a big San Diego Chargers fan (of course I was done as soon as they moved to LA). Phil specifically is who I consider the last *San Diego* Charger. So I legitimately love this. I hope if he does see the field he plays well

GO COLTS BABY. MY BOY PHIL IS BACK.

I know the Kings have two days off here but I hate assigning Nique to Stockton. He should be getting that gametime with the NBA team.

Raising a newborn is hard. I've done it twice and both times it was the absolute hardest times in my life. I cannot fathom using fucking chatgpt for it. Unbelievable bullshit.

Holy shit that is fantastic news about Franz. I was scared that was at least season ending after seeing the replays

You would have to imagine that the Warriors have destroyed Kuminga's trade value. I can't imagine they'll get a single first round pick for him now.

Among the most surprising things in this game is that Bam has been a complete non-fat or. And I expected him to have a big game.

I do not respect the Miami Heat as an institution. This is embarrassing on all fronts for them.

What in God's name is happening in this Kings game right now. Who are either of these teams? Also why the hell has Raynaud not shot more threes

Is this allowed for Lavine to score in the second half? Does he think Miami will trade for him? What's happening?

You know Scott Perry is sending the first half film to every other team in the league at halftime

It's so funny how easy it is to build an agenda against Lavine. He's so not clutch that he even air-balled a shot at the first quarter buzzer.

Need Raynaud to get some 3 point shots up tonight. Can't let the hot hand last time out just not shoot

He definitely heard a team is interested in him and is trying to get out of here (he will stop shooting by the 3rd quarter)

Lmfao. Nailed it.

Absolute funniest stat in this game - Lavine has 2 points but is somehow the only player with a positive +/-

Keegan's aggression and defense have been good this season but I am once again worried that once again he is never going to be a good 3 point shooter again

I'm setting the line at Kings +24.5 and I'd still bet on the Rockets

The Suns have absolutely nothing to give up but you know they are trying to find a way to get Giannis still

Just realized Giannis becoming available screws the Kings over when we're trying to trade our players. Now everyone will be waiting for that domino 😭

Sabonis for Giannis who says no

I know CP3 can be a bit of a prick but I see the Clippers are taking a page out of the Kings playbook and trying to make a franchise legend into the scapegoat

I cannot tell you how much I'd watch the fuck out of some dudes skanking on demons

Man, the Kings really helped bring the Spurs back to dominance. Gave them a pick swap to take Fox and Barnes. Just an absolute all-time awful pair of moves.

The Giants return coverage might need some help

Need 4.4 from Wan'dale Robinson in a half point ppr league so expect him to get shut out here tonight.

I think I say, "I don't know what to tell ya bud" in the ITYSL Coffin Flop cadence/voice more than any other quote. It's perfect for using on my kids when they complain

Oh look. The broncos barely escape again

That drop right there is the kind of shit that has gotten the Broncos to 9-2 (and possibly 10-2). I simply do not believe in them in the slightest

49ers fans know what's coming with Moody at the end of a game

That foul call on Monk was bullshit but if that's what it takes to help us get a few more lottery balls, I'll accept it.

Can't be a close Kings game without missing a thousand free throws down the stretch