I'm gonna need Wemby to start racking up assists here so I can officially put him on quadruple double watch

Lmao grizzlies

Aaron Gordon going for 50 was nowhere near my bingo card for the NBA season and it's happening in their second game.

These games, man. This NBA season has started off with some absolute bangers.

Aaron MF Gordon. It's a goddamn shame they didn't just keep feeding him from 3. With the absolute flames he's throwing they should've just had him keep shooting. Would've set the all time record for threes in a game.

After missing the freethrow, I'm more convinced than ever that Kuminga should be a King

Jokic's shot is just not falling tonight. But he has also taken too many threes. No reason for him to only take 5 shots from inside the arc.

I can't believe the Nuggets went away from Aaron Gordon threes

GOOD LORD AARON GORDON

Dude, the Thunder have to be the first team in NBA history to have their first two games both go to double OT

Lmao

I'm certainly not sitting here this morning hoping for Sabonis and Lavine to get arrested as part of the probe and have their contracts voided. That would be ridiculous.

Anyways, the dream of 0-82 is still alive! Just about the worst way to lose even for someone who wants them to lose.

Lmao DeMar 4/9 from the freethrow line. He's officially a King

Letting Grayson Allen and Dillon Brooks beat us is the only reason I want the Kings to actually find a way to win this game

Kings doing a pretty good job baiting could calls in the 4th lol

lmao hell yeah DeMar. Would love to see him kick Brooks' ass

Also, from what I've seen, the offense has looked horrendous. Way too much iso. (What you'd expect from DeRozan, Lavine and Westbrook)

I think the rotations in this game (from the ~6 minutes of action I've seen) make obvious what we all knew - having way too many guards is going to be a problem. It takes away from players like Ellis and then leaves the team super undersized against. . . Well, every other team in the league

16 offensive boards!?!? Are you kidding?? What is Eubanks good for if he can't even rebound while Sabonis is out

Lmao the plays I've seen have been two Kings turnovers, two second chance buckets for the suns. I guess if you're a fan of the tank, you want me watching games.

Got out of my softball game to see we were up 17 at half? Wtf. . . Anyways if anyone wants to give a quick good/bad summary that would be appreciated haha

Genuinely have no idea how FedEx is still in business. The next time they deliver something when they say they're going to will be the first time. I'd pay extra in a situation to have *anyone* else do the shipping on an order.

I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm really intrigued by the Hawks this season. They've got a good mix of young and vet plus some really intriguing players at just about every position

I think I'm fully out on thick burger patties. I only want smash burgers from now on.

Watching Kuminga do really well is very upsetting to me.

The only way the Lakers/Warriors game could be better than the Rockets/Thunder game is if both the Lakers and Warriors lose.

Goddamn. What a first game of the year

Durant the vet and has done two bozo moves with time expiring

Oh my god Durant. That should've been a T easily

Genuinely shocking that the Rockets didn't really go to KD at all down the stretch

Amen Thompson might be very good

Absolute legend. So glad he'll be stepping right into a different role with the Republic.

I don't mean to be so dramatic but the Rockets might be good

I can't tell you how much I wish the Kings had just one of Jabari Smith or Tari Eason

I find it a little funny how much self-aggrandizing is going on in this NBA on NBC spot.

Just now realized that KD is in on for their first ever ring ceremony and personally, I find that very funny

Bensebaini 2/2 on cold as hell penalties. This is something I never would've guessed.

MVP: Jokic DPOY: Mobley ROY: Nique Clifford, fuck it 6MOY: John Collins (or Caruso if JC ends up being the starter) MIP: Reed Sheppard Coach: Udoka Finals: Thunder v Knicks Champs: Thunder

Anybody in the Sacramento area have Fidium Fiber for home Internet? Really want to get off of Comcast/Xfinity and unfortunately Fidium is the only other option in my area

Big Dumpmeister coming up with bases loaded 👀👀👀

Truly unbelievable collapse by the New York football Giants

Mariners went absolutely nutso in the 8th inning. That's fuckin awesome.

It's becoming increasingly obvious that this Kings team sucks ass. Doesn't matter if it's preseason.

WHOA. I'm glad we locked up Keegan but I won't lie - that is more money than I was anticipating. I was guessing 5/125. Still, glad that's one thing we don't have to stress over for the future. Now find a way to lock up Keon

So wait, are the Kings now officially the oldest team in the league? It feels like we've gotta be

I also find myself wondering why the hell Russ would want to come to this mess of a team

Ahh now that Keegan is down we really needed - checks notes - Russell Westbrook

It seems the Bills may have some issues with their defense