Doing a double screen of Spurs-OKC and Padres-Dodgers was fantastic. Possibly too much for my heart though.

Doing this at OKC without Fox is unbelievable.

I gotta say, impossible job but Caruso has done admirably on Wemby for being a foot shorter

It is genuinely unbelievable that this Spurs team is doing this while having the youngest starting lineup in conference final history

Just had a thought that I'd love to see Wemby play keeper on a soccer pitch. Could cover the entire goal by just standing still with his arms out

Wemby from half a mile away, you gotta be kidding

WEMBY

Holy shit they blocked Wemby

Mosley getting a new job like a single week after being fired is wild. That's such a quick turnaround

Pistons offense has some issues. Luckily the Kings have four offensive first players to offer them this Summer!

I didn't get to watch the game but the Cavs shot 38 freethrows vs 20 for the Pistons? 🤨

I'm serious when I say if our politicians don't stop this shit, we are all unbelievably fucked. If you aren't yet aware, you should look up what's happening to the Salt Lake already. It is going to destroy an entire ecosystem and this will ramp that up unbelievably fast.

Okay holy shit De'Aaron, that was nice.

I just wanna know how you can be as lanky as Acuff and allow yourself to be one of the worst defenders I've ever seen But also measurements are so weird, how does Flemings have the same standing reach?

This is the proof that basketball gods don't exist

I'VE GOT MY CONSPIRACY

I guess I'm hoping for Kingston Flemings to fall? I don't know. Not sure what the realistic best case scenario is here.

Wizards starting next season with Trae, Anthony Davis and the number one pick. That's actually crazy.

Enduring one of the worst seasons of basketball I've ever seen for the 7th pick meanwhile the actual tankers win. Absolute bullshit.

All this talk about tanking and the NBA let's 3 of the worst tanking offenders win the lottery

FUCK YOU MAN GODDAMMIT

We need @deucemason.bsky.social to give us a spoiler

You've always gotta love that, year after year, I get suckered into turning the lottery on when it starts even though it isn't actually going to be revealed until right at 12:30 despite what they say

If the Kings don't move up in the draft then it's a conspiracy

One spin today and I'd love this. Let's do it.

Been a lot of inconsistencies but man does it feel so weird that Brandt is done in Dortmund. I was actually in Dortmund when his signing was announced. That was pre-covid and pre-kids. What a different world and different life.

Did James Harden actually just make a clutch shot in the playoffs? Is that allowed?

How the hell did Finch not just get a T? And what player put their hands on the ref? Wolves are very lucky not to have gotten at least one there.

Wemby having a rough time right now the last couple minutes

Wait the fuckin draft lottery is on mother's day!?!?

Holy crap. Been busy and just now seeing the wolves-Spurs score. Did not expect that after game 1

You know how bad you have to be to let the current Padres put up 6 in an inning?

Apparently those Costco mocha freeze things have like 350mg of caffeine so that must be why I feel like I'm on the verge of taking off into the stratosphere

Spurs what are you doing!? That was hero ball. Why take that shot!?

I guess it makes me feel a little bit better that, even in the playoffs with the Spurs, Fox still goes through long stretches where he just coasts. I really don't get it because when he's on he's one of the best players in the game on both ends of the floor.

"James Harden making big-time plays in game 7!" Literally the first time that sentence has ever been said

🚨THE BABY CAPYBARAS ARE OUT AT THE SACRAMENTO ZOO🚨

Ain't no way the Raptors really just got an insane bounce on a game winning buzzer beater in the playoffs AGAIN

I was disappointed watching the highlight after reading the skeet because I thought he was gonna do the worm

Not all days are created equal

Uhhhh Pistons? Anyways you guys could probably use Lavine, Malik, Sabonis, or DeRozan. Take your pick.

The worst part about the Nuggets losing this series is I really wanted to see them against the Spurs or Thunder.

Jokic has gotta be sick. Nobody else wants to make a damn shot

I swear Jamal Murray is either absolutely scorching his or completely ice cold with no in-between.

Been busy tonight so just seeing that the Celtics lost and I am so genuinely confused. I thought they were a sure thing to run the East and here they are on the ropes in round 1

Oh okay the Knicks woke up

Just overheard someone talking about how Chat GPT helped them process emotions (after reading a book) and I want to RIP OUT MY FUCKING EAR DRUMS. Emotions are a deeply complex uniquely human thing. Please god do not let us become a species that hands even that off to a fuckin computer.

Wait, there is talks of Rondo being a head coach? That's blowing my mind because I cannot picture that dude being a head coach. He obviously had a great mind for reading the game on the court but was also incredibly abrasive.

There is no war in Ba Sing Se