Lady Mary has the most loyal ride or dies in Anna and Carson, and she does not deserve them. #DowntonAbbey

I forgot that Theo James played Mr. Pamuk!!! Oh Lady Mary, I get it. I really get it. RIP Mr. Pamuk. (Murdered by Lady Mary’s vagina.) #DowntonAbbey

My boomer “youths these days will never understand” take is that they will never truly understand how we HATED this person when these episodes aired brand new on PBS. Collective rage that could have fueled the space station for 3 years.

[reading the news] this country is going down the crapper and we deserve it [watching the olympics] USA USA USA

I never got into watching Top Model, but I checked out the Netflix documentary, and I’m starting to think everyone involved with the production of ANTM should go directly to jail.

I was just saying!!

If you enjoy birds whatsoever, I highly recommend @sarakatew.bsky.social’s Bird of the Day blog. It’s so pleasant, and honestly one of the best parts of my day when it appears in my inbox. Smash that subscribe button if you need a daily serotonin boost. skwbotd.ghost.io

Looking forward to seeing Baby Yoda in the Mando & Grogu trailer this week, and immediately having my joy squelched by the Andor is the Only Good Star Wars trade association. (Heavy sarcasm. I don’t let online tell me what I’m allowed to like. But y’all can be real bummers from time to time.)

I was out at an appointment this morning before WFH, and stopped at the Italian fruit market. Picked up a rotisserie chicken and sides for dinner. Sorry if this offends.

Fred Willard doesn’t enter #BestInShow until the halfway point, but he immediately puts up a triple-double.

#BestInShow wisdom: secrets of the trade from the chief hostage negotiator- they all jump.

#BestInShow wisdom: if you’re going to Philadelphia for 48 hours and have packed 7 kimonos, you actually will need one more.

Best in Show is a perfect movie for many reasons, but the fact that its runtime is 90 minutes solidifies its place in the S-tier of films. I have spoken.

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Apologies if this is not brand new information, but I find it imperative to pass along to you that Paul Giamatti plays a character named Nus Braka on the new Starfleet Academy series, and it was revealed that Nus is short for Nustopher. NUSTOPHER, Brian.

If there’s one thing WBC gonna do, it’s not gonna be obedient, but she gonna be cute.

Employee: Here’s the dentist waiting area table, boss, nice and romantic, just like you asked. Dentist: What Employee: What

1. Wait to be sure you are not going to sneeze. 2. Apply mascara. 3. Sneeze immediately after anyways because your body is an absolute jerk. 4. Make the “Sideshow Bob stepped on a rake” noise because it’s all you can do.

Duncan Robinson is too old for this shit. 😂

"My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts." It's terrible technique though, very sloppy hand placement.

Cheers to the social media scolds: Us: Hey, that little kid we saw for 2 seconds might be the same one we only saw a pic of in a winter hat. Will see if it’s confirmed though. Them: Are you stupid?! They look nothing alike! You must think all kids look alike! And they would NEVER do this to him!

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

There goes my hopes and dreams. (Seattle wins by all field goals and shuts out New England)

Bad Bunny now has more rushing yards than the New England Patriots

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

That I should live to see Jennifer Aniston hit Ben Affleck with a Deez Nuts joke, what a time to be alive [rueful]

We would all be happier if this was loins. Go loins.

Drake Maye get sacked. Is this anything.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

The tradition continues. @joannepistonfan.bsky.social

ERRR!!! 🐸🍺🐸🍺🐸🍺

Paging @rey-rey.net BUD. 🐸🍺

Chappell Bone brought big WBC energy to the Puppy Bowl. Zoomies, stopping midfield with a toy, no football IQ whatsoever…😂 We always say if Cannoli entered a corgi race, she would immediately run the wrong way.

Would be funny if all the dogs pooped during the national anthem. (everyone gets mad at me) Sorry, sorry, I’m trying to remove it

Gotta hand it to #HisAndHers, twas a pretty solid Murder Show.

A convention filled with people who would fall for a phishing scam in an email spoofed from NextDoor with the subject "sign this petition to tell the liberals that ENOUGH IS ENOUGH."

I lost all my bitcoins. No, not in the market crash. My adult son Pringle has locked himself in the shed with all the bitcoins (please pray).

I have no meetings today. Can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat?

Waiting for the incoming hot takes from the Washington Post … travel section I guess

I’m trying a cannoli dipped in chocolate, and am getting serious side-eye from the WBC.

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

I loved Benedict’s book, but I cannot fathom why #Bridgerton S4 is taking time to remind me that the actor has way hotter chemistry with men. But sure, I’m gonna kick back, and watch him fall in love with a woman.

I log on only to find out Catherine O’Hara passed. FUCK. 😢

Blessing the TL with a spoiled, entitled WBC.

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

Look I’m just gonna say it - if me and the other nearly 3 million residents of the Twin Cities metro area aren’t the recipients of this year’s FIFA Peace Prize then we’re gonna have a major problem.

Sorry, Boncos. You were close.

Lots of us love you, friend. So proud of you, and wishing you safety. This is real courage and character.