Sending a guy in the game with under 2 minutes left to commit a dirty foul is some scumbag shit. Fuck the Spurs.

Monday-ass kind of Tuesday

This must be so bad because Frey is a feckless coward and O’Hara was his boy.

When you’re the freakiest Kennedy you’ve really done something

I’m tryna get in the Potato Scene I’m tryna be his Potato Queen Wanna wear his Potato Ring Gonna make him my

Remember that time Bill Gates got an STD on Epstein Island from raping kids and secretly dosed his (then) wife with antibiotics to try and hide his filth?

can I say something without everyone getting mad

As a white I know I’m supposed to care about the White House but I really don’t and if it gets leveled I’m good.

at some point the little fucks going to run out of eggs and when he puts his little hooks on you will you be able to stop him? Grogu must be eliminated.

This is how I feel about grogu

Our hy vee bakery gives a free cookie to your kid. Today as she hands him his cookie he says “I wuv cookies for bwekfast!” and she shoots me a death glare. Why does he do this to me?

Last year on the 4th we sat out in the sun with our kid while he was playing with his splash pad and my feet got so sunburned they still haven’t fully recovered but I’m a dumb bitch and learn nothing so I got another sunburn this weekend. Don’t be like me.

Shoutout to my fellow infusion buds (infusionists?) who were out in the sun a tiny bit this weekend and look like lobsters today. Your reminder that the treatments make you very photosensitive and you have to wear sunscreen at all times. 🦞

It’s always Plainview. And as is required I must mention that Plainview is the worst town I’ve ever driven through in the US. www.reddit.com/r/rochesterm...

why’s the autocomplete for Eisenberg gotta be Rosenberg?

wheels look like a light fixture in the garage

Get in losers, we're taking a road trip through the past seven years and 300 episodes of this podcast, can you flipping believe it?

Mayor Frey is up there with the mayor from Jaws and Tommy Carcetti as worst mayors. Just willing to do anything but the right thing.

The opportunity to listen to your child be enthusiastic about something is a privilege and not a burden. It is a short journey we are on, we all part ways before the end. There’s no greater gift to give than paying attention.

I took this photo of him ❤️

Reskeet with a favorite picture of yourself.

This is why I don’t post selfies because very real people can’t control their desires.

Another terrible headline where the media implies lack of intent. Was the dog a cop?

Reskeet with a favorite picture of yourself

cc: @dmbmeg.bsky.social

These are the people with the elevator. They befriended us the minute they moved in because of Megan’s “Trump + Epstein” sign. Not all wealthy whites are bad!

28 oz can San Marzano’s Tillamook Butter Onion Baguette Farfalle Pasta (lil bow ties are classy) Marcella Hazan’s tomato sauce is simple and delicious. This meal requires no work but tastes decadent.

I’ve named birds I see in my back yard. That’s probably it for me. Oh well I had a good run.

Sacrebleu!

It’s hard to watch the Aces this year because I have ptsd watching the NaLyssa Smith experience. She goes possessions, sometimes GAMES at a time, totally disengaged and standing around. Then out of nowhere she looks good for a few minutes. A true enigma.

I don’t wanna hear about it until it’s done.

Went for my first hike today in over a year. I didn’t hit any any steep trails but I did make a friend. All in all it’s a win.

I am always looking for an anecdote to the decadence of the professional class, so I'll give this beer a try

Now that Schlitz has been sundowned I’m comfortable saying Miller Lite is the worst mass produced beer.

Castle assaulted that security guard I hope he gets suspended.

Jesus Fucking Christ they’re literally rigging the game.

The W gets a fiery competitive fun game like this and then their officials just suck the life out of the game. I am so sick of this.

Clark’s back is really bothering her. Has missed a few boxouts she normally wouldn’t.

Tiff Hayes was born in the 1980s she is not going to back down from Clark.

Valkyries were just playing in New York last night so I’d expect some tired legs in the 4th.

Those step backs from Aliyah are indefensible. Then she drops a 28 footer. Just a bad woman.

Clark just went to swat a shot into the stands and narrowly missed the ball (and Hayes’ head). That would have blown it all up.

If you wanna see a fight turn on the Fever game. Tempers are high and you can’t punch an official so they’re about to tune each other up.

Jar Jar Binks had hoes

I don’t know what the “solution” is for media but I know posting headlines which are lies makes everyone distrust you and not want to ever read anything you say again.

I know you gotta get your clicks and media is brutal but when your headline is a lie, proven by your article, what are we doing?

It’s not The Pitt. It’s not even related to The Pitt. It has none of the showrunners, writers, or actors. It’s a cop show whose main character’s name is Milk.