When you get the trash to the curb just as the garbage truck arrives.

When you look into a patient’s throat and poop starts coming out

The judges did as well. So that’s 2 golds. Well deserved.

I’m awarding the Gold to Alysa Liu. Thank you.

Welp I guess America has a queen now.

A jubilant skate from Alysa Liu. You absolutely love to see it.

Now that it’s over I can ask: If the other team has a breakaway is it legal now to just throw your body/stick into your opponent’s legs? Cus I noticed Canada did it about 10 times (including on the golden goal) and wasn’t penalized.

I think the 3 on 3 OT is perfect.

Yes I remember when everyone’s favorite football blogger commissioned a fanboy to write a longform about how Black Lives Matter and outside forces landed a violent rapist in prison. No one talked to any of his victims. The writer was fired. The editor responsible is shamelessly still around.

No medal. No pressure. Great skate for Amber Glenn.

I’ve turned off the hockey. You’re welcome.

Hell yeah

I haven’t watched an entire hockey game since Sid was a kid. Maybe this is my fault.

When I reflect on Real World S3

This is what a mog off looks like

I legit can’t believe the US women snatched another loss from the jaws of victory.

I haven’t told my wife yet but we are going to rewatch House of the Dragon leading up to S3 beginning in June. Even though she’s the tits & dragons knower in this family I liked HotD more than she did. Yes even Season 2!

I rewatched the Trial of Seven this morning to break down the tape and got some good laughs. First off I love how Baelor is like “don’t worry about the king’s guard! I got them” and Beesbury and the other Humfrey are IMMEDIATELY killed by the King’s Guard.

Just working out me and my kid’s Dunk & Egg Halloween costumes.

you know who else was chadfished by a moid and frame mogged, simply for jestermaxxing?

It me

I haven’t followed hockey in 20 years what is this 3 on 3 shit?

Ahahahahahhaaa

For the record: After watching them all week I’ve found Tabitha Peterson to be a fantastic leader and a damn delight. I would follow her into battle whether it be with rocks or otherwise.

The US women lost this match. I still don’t know how.

If you want to know how fast weather changes in Minnesota it was 47° 2 hours ago and it is snowing now.

Me after my first mog-off

This goes for all of her posts tbh

When I hear my crush might be a Catholic

It’s over for the men’s curling team.

It is my duty to inform you the US men’s curling team is still playing tighter than a fish’s ass.

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

When a doorbell rings on the tv I’m just as confused as the dogs because we’ve lived here almost 2 years and I have no idea what our doorbell sounds like.

Zoo Be Zoo Be Zoo

This entire US Olympic team looks like they’re being held at gunpoint. Everyone looks so pressed. Can we get a mental health coach over there?

We are at the point where he’s missing shots by several feet and his teammates avoid eye contact.

Choked again. This one is all over.

🚨MAN DOWN IN CURLING🚨

Casper is playing with the unearned confidence of a 24 year old at his first Olympics. He’s likely going to single-handedly drag the US off the medal stand.

Clinton/Clinton

GABAGOOL! Constantini with the dagger for Italy.

After that absolutely disastrous loss with braindead strategy against Italy yesterday the US women get it together today and look like a medal winner.

Can we get a wellness check on Mitch McConnell?

My beautiful boy got a terrible ear infection, forcing him to miss swimming lessons, so he’s going to have to repeat Manatees again. That’s 3 times in the beginner toddler course. 🥴

Unfortunately I *will* click on every single video of the actors who play Dunk and Egg and I *will* watch all of them many times

Dennis Hastert was 9.

I can’t believe it but The ‘Burbs has unseated Sons of Anarchy as the dumbest show I’ve ever watched an entire season of.

Ditto for my passing.

She won’t let me wash her car and it’s driving me crazy.