Nathan is laid up. Help him out if you can!

I said in September the Vikings were a 6 win team. I grossly over estimated.

QB is figured out. They need one. May need a coach too.

I saw your mom’s vagina today.

Tristan Wirfs with a receiving TD. He may be, pound for pound, the best athlete in the NFL.

He just head-butted a ref and somehow stayed in the game

[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP

That run by Jackson was incredible.

Jesus Christ those jeans are long like you can’t prepare yourself for them.

Teaching my kid how to dip his chip in communal dip tonight like a proper mom

I’m enjoying watching the Chicago Bears. Lord help me.

Aaaahahahahaha scared money don’t make money, Rhule.

Rhule down 24 in the 4th quarter not even hurrying his offense because he’s afraid Iowa will get to 50.

As good as any catch I’ve ever seen by an Iowa player.

Rhule’s gonna leave this 1 legged freshman in there so he has an excuse for losing. Such a trash human.

That’s all she wrote.

Iowa’s special teams are actually very stupid.

This effort by the booth to try and save Nebraska is insane. Never seen anything like it.

That drive started with a 1st & 5 and went downhill. Running clock when you’re up 8 to start the 2nd half is wild when you’ve given up 200 rushing yards to 1 guy.

Iowa will begin every drive in field goal range. This will be a perfect Kirk game.

I mean it’s certainly easier to score after the play is dead.

His progress is stopped. He’s down. That isn’t a fucking touchdown. Officials are useless.

This is not a recording.

George Pickens made himself a lot of money this year.

My sous chef made a cheeseboard.

This Iowa game is fun. I mean it’s not for everyone but I love seeing defense.

Greene was 31 there.

Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

[extreme Mamas & the Papas voice]

Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally

He’s got a job with Progresso locked up.

Mac Jones rn

JJ really putting the Drs to the test since a concussed JJ is indistinguishable from a regular JJ.

Does KOC scheme things down in hopes Brosmer doesn’t look significantly better than McCarthy?

Anytime you can bring in a washed up sex creep to miss field goals you simply have to do it.

It’s been well established that I loathe the Cowboys HOWEVER it would be incredible for them to choke this game away when they were leading 21-0.

You 100% should NOT bring Snoop Huntley in to explain sex to your child.

Special Teams have been an abomination all season for Minnesota. No one seems to care. I guess when your offense & defense are a mess you just let it slide.

I think the Vikings are actually worse than the Chiefs. The Bears are better than both. Ew

The Titans just had a 53 yard drive. It was their longest of the season. It is Week 12.

Instead of watching Iowa I went Christmas shopping and had a nice lunch.

Kirk to Matt Rhule on Black Friday.

Pals, Rage Against the Machine is so good.

This is the same MFer who handed me a “wock” when I was driving and when I took it into my hand he said “I made a wock with a booger!” But sure my car is dirty. OK

Because I am trying out being a new person I have allowed my car to get a little dirty without freaking out about it. Today my kid steadfastly refused to get in because it wasn’t “cwean” and it looked like it came from “a construction site”. This is why people don’t change.

Train Mommy & Daddy get it

My kid calls my 4K blu ray collection my “little books” which is actually quite condescending?

Pete’s gonna take over offensive play calling duties next week.

I’ve seen enough. Make the tush push illegal. And further make it illegal to push teammates from behind.