If you guys are into porn I love that for you. Not a judgment! I’m happy for you and all your proclivities. Thank you.

You know I just posted this because I thought that doll was hot but in general I don’t like that acct and I don’t want people to be harassed so I’m deleting the post after everyone can see my contrition.

can I say something without everyone getting mad

Oh to be a parent in the 1970s. No sunscreen. No car seats. Lil MFers didn’t even wear seat belts. Folks didn’t even know where their kids were until it got dark at night. Just take the little monsters to the beach, have some beers, and drive home. The actual good old days.

The discord was lit today

The W is simply the best league.

The make-up person for The Five-Star Weekend did crimes against those women.

But not Palestinians?

If you’re a Dem who wants to be respected you can just not comment on a demon’s death. But if you’re asked about it and HAVE to respond you can say: 1) I am so sorry … that he didn’t die sooner! Or 2) I send Ts & Ps out to his loved one. Please take this lesson and utilize it in the coming weeks.

Lindsey Graham may have been a pug-faced political opportunist to you but I knew him as a colleague. We disagreed about many issues but we also had so many laughs about the Flea Bottom child fight club and putting the heads of all the ratcatchers on spikes. RIP LG! /King Aegon II Targaryen 🔥🔥

Hey fellow straights, homophobia is never funny, not even when you think you’re dunking on a bad guy.

Folks pearl clutching about us celebrating his death are looking into their future and not liking how we will behave when they go.

Has anyone checked on Chuck Grassley?

He asks for his “car wash gwasses” when we go into the car wash. He’s always been afraid of the car wash for some reason and they give him strength so I don’t question it.

wait WHAT

REST IN PISS BOZO LMFAOOOOOO

They're so real for that

A nice thing about getting up at 5am is you get to watch all of Bluesky wake up to the good news.

The next time you hear about Conor McGregor is when there’s an investigation, ending his career, about him making a huge bet against himself for last night’s fight (because he hurt himself in training and knew he couldn’t win but went out there anyway for a payday).

Not kidding when I say one of my motivations going through cancer treatment was needing to physically be here when they all die. I got another one.

Close enough, thank you!

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

I’m sure Norway is frustrated by the England fake goal but I’d focus on the breakaway 2 on 1 with Haaland running free where the guy with the ball just stopped, stood over the ball, and waited for the entire England defense to catch up. Should have been 2-0.

SNART!

Someone should tell England you can’t score if you don’t shoot.

30 minutes into the game we’re finally gonna have a shot on goal lol

You mean Nebraska had their best season ever and Iowa State had their most talented team ever and Iowa went further in the tournament than both of them? Is that right?

Just thinking about that time Nebraska got to the Sweet Sixteen for the first time and then lost to Iowa because they only had four players on the court

Just saw a yard with a sign that said “No Bailouts for Billionaires” and right next to it was an Amy Klobuchar sign. I … am not sure you fully grasp the pockets Amy is in.

A “dem messaging consultant” with a terrible take. What an oddity!

Like a Volvo that discovered salt & pepper. I love them.

This just happened today and it will end badly. I said I give it 48 hours and she’s already gotten in trouble tonight.

Train daddy bout to go whoo whoo

Doggy Daycare Fun Time 🤩

I’ll save everyone from clicking a CNN video. It’s useless. The person filming intentionally stood in a spot where you couldn’t see anything. But what you don’t see is anyone hurrying. You don’t see anyone bagging him. It could be sandbags on that gurney. Probably has the same brain activity tbh.

This man currently has credible assault claims against him by a girlfriend, a boyfriend, and a chef. This is crazy work. He can’t keep getting away with this.

Say what you want about Jamie Pollard but he was always willing to do whatever it took to stoke his own ego.

When I see a t rex and triceratops in Jurassic Park.

My gal dresses like Tim Duncan but carries a Birkin. A new era indeed.

Mare of Easttown was as good as True Detective and if it came out now instead of during Covid it would be talked about as such.

Are women using these betting apps? I’ve always assumed it’s exclusively men because the stupidest men I’ve ever known always think they’re good at gambling.

Can’t wait for the Appalachia episode of Great British Bake Off

Share one of your all-time favorite actors.