YEAH THAT'LL HAPPEN. CAN'T HURT ME.THO

COMMENTATORS SHOULD SAY STROKE LESS. THAT'S JUST MY OPINION. THAT'S ONLY WHAT I THINK.

SHIT I LOVE SKYSCANNER.

THIS IS A GOOD AND COMPETITIVE GAME. I WISH I WASNT DEAD INSIDE

PITT SKYSCANNER SHOUTING

OKAY SO THE PLAN A THIS SEASON *IS* CAM CORHEN. DOPE. DOPE.

THEY'RE PRONOUNCING THE NAMES WEIRD.

I'M CONFIDENT THESE BOYS WILL KEEP IT UP AND CONTINUE TO BE DOWN BY ONE THE WHOLE WAY

HEY YKNOW WHAT ELSE AM I DOING TONIGHT

Skyscanner Legends Classic is a banger name

GAME DAY, PANTHER FANS! ABCDEF COOKIE MONSTER

DO IT FOR MY MAIN MAN BRISKO

VERY TRAGIC TRIPLE STUMPER TONIGHT ON JEOPARDY FOR A CERTAIN ONE-TIME GREAT SCHOOL NOW FALLEN INTO TRAGIC DISREPUTE

PITT/OLE MISS

SHOUT OUT THE SCOTTISH

I GAIN WISDOM THROUGH SUFFERING BUT ALSO THROUGH MINIGAMES

YEAH I MEAN. THAT'S COOL. APOLOGIES TO STEPHEN ILL BE DOING THIS BIT A LOT THIS SEASON I THINK

WELL THAT'S NEAT.

PLAUSIBLY

I'M OUT ON MBB UNTIL THEY GIVE ME A REASON NOT TO BE THOUGH

GAME DAY, PANTHER FANS! EVERY TIME I THINK I WANNA STOP DOING THIS I CHICKEN OUT

VIRGINIA TECH HIRING BRENT PRY (ADVANCED) AND I WISH THEM LUCK

The fact that “Narduzzi” and “Nuzzi” look so similar is really messing with my speed-scrolling today

"IS SCRANTON, LIKE, A GOOD D3 TEAM" I START TO GOOGLE BEFORE STOPPING MYSELF AND JUST HEADING OUTSIDE FOR A WHILE

PITT WINS IN BERKELEY! What a day for Sophia Gregoire: 20 kills, 0 errors on 28 swings — a ridiculous .714 hitting percentage(!!) Count on the volleyball team to stop a terrible run of weekend losses for Pitt athletics.

I AM GLAD THE VOLLEYBALL TEAM EXISTS SO PEOPLE UNDERSTAND MY BIAS IS JUST TOWARDS PITT TEAMS THAT ARE GOOD

this is just not Pitt Athletics' weekend is it

I LOVE THIS STUPID CONFERENCE AND I'LL BE SORRY WHEN WE GET SHUNTED TO THE BIG XII EAST

OH WOW DES REID MIGHT ACTUALLY BE HURT

SOME OF YALL DON'T COMPREHEND THE PARAMETERS OF THE SUPERWEAPON AND IT SHOWS

YALL HAVE FUN.

BALL TRULY DON'T LIE

...

OH DOPE

YOU ARE DISSECTING MAGIC AND CREATING ROT

PLEASE. ACC. I WORK FOR YOU SO LONG. ALL I WANT. TOUCHDOWN POPPI? I DON'T ASK FOR NOTHING

MERCY

HOW MANY DOWNS DO YOU THINK IT WOULD TAKE BEFORE PITT PUNCHES IT IN? 20? 50?

JUST THAT KINDA DAY.

DES WILL BE BACK IN TWENTY MINUTES.

@dukesmayobowl.bsky.social YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE

I HOPE MASON TAKES THIS GAME, LEARNS FROM IT, AND COMES BACK TO DELIVER A STATEMENT WIN FOR AUBURN OVER THE DAWGS NEXT YEAR

I REPENTED. WHY IS IT NOT FIXED.

EXCUSE ME.

AH, WELL, NEVERTHELESS,

???

“Life is a constant process of dying.” ― Arthur Schopenhauer

THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A VERY PROFESSIONAL PLAN.

IF THEY CAN PULL OFF THE TWO MINUTE DRILL HERE, GET A TOUCHDOWN, GET THE STOP TO OPEN THE THIRD QUARTER, SCORE AGAIN, GET ANOTHER STOP, SCORE AGAIN, GET ANOTHER STOP, SCORE AGAIN, GET ANOTHER STOP, SCORE AGAIN, GET ANOTHER STOP, SCORE AGAIN, AND THEN DO AN ONSIDE KICK THEY MIGHT WIN BY 100 ACTUALLY