OH THIS MY GUYY

I DON'T LIKE WHAT THIS IS SETTING UP, NARRATIVELY

SOME WEIRD, SHAMBOLIC SHIT HAPPENING WITH JETS/DOLPHINS. WHY AM I WATCHING THIS

THANK GOD I REALLY NEEDED THIS.

BVVVOLLEYBALL

ALL THE DAY AND ALL OF THE NIGHT

AH BULLY

HOW'S IT VOLLEYBALLING CHUMS

TERRIBLE WEEKEND FOR PITT MEN

About today’s Pitt VB opponent: SMU are 8-3, and ranked 11th in the country. They played Pitt on Wednesday, with Pitt winning 3-2 in Dallas. It was a decently tight game, but Pitt’s serve won the day. I don’t think that will be fixed enough for the result to change in SMU’s favor; I think Pitt in 4.

I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FUCKING CHARACTER FOR THIRTEEN YEARS NOW JESUS CHRIST.

PERIODIC REMINDER THAT HATING WVU IS A FUN AND CHARMING PART OF WHAT MAKES COLLEGE SPORTS GREAT, WHILE HATING PENN STATE IS A MORAL IMPERATIVE

NEVER YOU. NEVER US, BUT NEVER, EVER YOU.

GOOD! FUCK YOU!

WELL AT LEAST ONE GOOD THING CAME OUT OF TODAY

I am *this* close to muting the word Narduzzi we don’t have the money to fire him right now so unless you legitimately have the $21 million to do it with, I beg you to not

[SPITS]

LOTTA BAD AND CONFUSED DECISIONS TODAY BY PAT NARDUZZI, THE ELEVENTH-LONGEST TENURED COACH IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL.

THERE IS NO GOOD SHINING LIGHT IN THE SKY, IT IS CLOUDY AND THE CLOUDS EXTEND FOREVER. UNBEARABLY HOT WITHOUT SUN. MY EYES SCRAPE THE LIDS WHEN I BLINK. IT'S GETTING DARK. IT'S GETTING DARK. WHERE AM I TO GO.

FOOTBALL IS, BY AND LARGE, A TERRIBLE THING .

PLANE CRASH . UNIDENTIFIED BODIES . CHARRED REMAINS . TWISTED METAL .

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

NO. JUST LET ME DIE.

POPPI WILLIAMS IS GOING TO BE SO COOL IN THE 2027 ORANGE BOWL FOR TEXAS A&M

MARK WHIPPLE, WHOSE WIKIPEDIA PAGE HASN'T BEEN UPDATED SINCE 2018, PARLAYED THIS INTO ONE SEASON AS THE OC OF A TERRIBLE NEBRASKA SQUAD AND HASN'T BEEN SEEN SINCE

YEAH THAT'LL DO IT.

IGNORING THE NON QBS I STILL THINK HOLSTEIN IS THE BEST ONE TRAGICALLY

A RANKING OF THE POST-KENNY QBS WOULD BE A DISMAL AFFAIR INDEED

CARRY ME AWAY. SEND ME TO THE VOLCANO

ROBOT ORGY:

OH BABY. OH HONEY, NO. NO, HE'S HERE FOREVER. NO.

WEAK. WEAK STUFF. WEAK IDEAS. TERRIBLE

HAHA. I'M GONNA PUKE

TERRIBLE IDEA O'CLOCK BABY

I'M OUT OF FOOD AND I WANT TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE TO BUY COOKIES BUT THE STORE IS FAR AWAY AND I HAVE TO SEE THIS TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE GAME TO ITS CLIMACTIC AND DEEPLY STUPID CONCLUSION

BUT IT FEELS LIKE CANDY IN MY BRAIN, YUMMY YUMMY CANDY,

HOWWWWWWWWWWWW

SWAG ! SWAG ! SWAG ! SWAG !

IT BEGINS AGAIN.

HAHA, BAD THINGS SOMETIMES HAPPEN TO OTHERS AND IT BENEFITS ME , HA HA

TIME OF POSSESSION IS SUCH AN UNDERRRRRRRRRRATED STAT

PRIMANTI BROTHERS, DRINK

YET ANOTHER AD FOR THE US GESTAPO

DEFINITELY MAKING IT

WE EVER TALK ABOUT HOW ELI HOLSTEIN KINDA LOOKS LIKE WHITE MICHAEL VICK

THE DUMBEST, DUMBEST JOURNEY TO A TEN POINT HALFTIME LEAD AND JUST AS I'M ABOUT TO SEND THIS THE FLAG HAPPENS NOW I WAIT OKAY YES TEN POINT HALFTIME LEAD.

GONNA WATCH KENNY MINCHEY PUT UP GARBAGE TIME YARDS AGAINST ARKANSAS IN A BIT AND FEEL A WAY