This is cool as hell on several levels.

My fav new obsession on insta is watching videos of Americans trying to convince Europeans that they cannot walk to MetLife stadium in Northern New Jersey. Especially Northern New Jerseyans.

• $10B to “Board of Peace” • $40B to Argentina • $65B in illegal war on Iran • $75B to ICE fascists • $134B stolen in tariffs • $2.1T in tax cuts for billionaires But the problem is kids who need school lunch, trans athletes & undocumented immigrants paying $100B a year in taxes

I did not expect fascism to involve this much Kid Rock

Not so much a misspelling as it is my fingers won’t stop typing “aspiring” for “aspirin” and I use the word aspirin way more.

wow it’s almost like allowing constant frictionless access to gambling in everyone’s pocket and integrating it deeply into sports coverage has negative social consequences

We are ruining a generation of young men in so many ways, maybe none worse than this.

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed an HIV vaccine candidate that achieves something never before observed in the field: inducing detectable neutralizing antibodies (nAbs) against HIV within just THREE weeks after a SINGLE immunization which was further INCREASED after an additional booster.

Truly the only place I would sit back down to dinner after shots were fired is a Waffle House.

Fortnite sucks but at least I can follow it while I watch my kid play. Not true for Rocket League (cars playing soccer) when he has all the other players as invisible.

Don’t give me a full body look st the soorts analyst unless the too matches the bottem. Pink pants is ok. But Dark grey suit jacket with light grey pants looks last minute bad.

Fire ants are the worst.

I am having my gall bladder out in MidMay. My goal is to be back into “game shape” before Embiid was back from his appendectomy.

It's a shame that "defend your culture" always means "hate strangers different from you" and never "enact anti-pollution laws so that you can go fishing with your grandkids the way your grandpa taught you."

Watching Three Caballeros. Which made me read up on it. Which lead me to Disney propaganda and the Good Neighbor Policy.

I am hosting the after prom party. I am also sitting at the top of the back stairs.

Because there aren't any reporters there

This international player pathway is going to be interesting.

So Biblically accurate angel?

At Sams, they are $4. At Harris Teeter, $7. Whereas a raw whole chicken is $8-10 and you still have to cook it. I love cooking. But for mealprep or easy healthy dinner, rotisserie chicken.

Just so we’re clear, in like 20 years when nobody admits that they voted for this nightmare or supported this guy, we’re telling their kids, right? We’re not letting people outrun this.

Get out of my brain, @mcsweeneys.net.

“Accelerated FDA approval. Studies are ongoing to prove improvement.” Actual words on a TV commercial for a prescription med. WTF

gone but NEVER forgotten

Welcome to MRI Training.

The fact that the US Secretary of Health denies that pathogens cause disease should always be a much bigger story

I need a way for certain patents to no longer be able to comment but still see the Sport Group Chat.

Primantis 2nd most famous

‘effective immediately’ always keeps things calm

A couple times a year, the Perdue dino nuggs go on 40% off sale at my grocery store and I buy 4-6 bags per trip until the sale is over. Teenboys who can feed themselves is a blessing.

Listening to WDVE Pass N Pass N Pass and Flyers Scum just to hopefully turn the tide. Cannot go down 3-0. 🐧

Parmajohn should team up with Reggieanno and fight crimes.

AOC represents EVERY WOMAN in America right now who is sick and tired of misogyny & misinformation. She represents us and the rage we feel.

Given recruitment difficulties and losses from disease, George Washington literally mandated smallpox inoculation for all troops in 1777

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

I need some to try this for me and report back. If it came in a bottle, I would have.

It feels so weird. I trained when <3 months got LPs. I’m glad we’re not doing unnecessary procedures. #iamold

WATCH: Researchers at Stanford University modeled how many people could die or be disabled in 25 years if vaccines for polio, measles, rubella or diphtheria were no longer available.

Key lime pie is so easy to make. Cheesecake is also easy if you don’t care that much about cracks.

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

Of the 16 attending shifts in my ED tomorrow, only 3 are assigned to men.

Apparently you can get an A+ in ordering coffee. I will be riding this high for a couple hours.

No, DuoMobile, I am not enjoying the app. I am at work doing 2FA.

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

Pt with cyclic vomiting disorder placed on a GLP1 inhibitor feels like failure before the first injection.

Our lady of perpetual goddamnit

Tesla. Disney. CVS Health. United Airlines. PayPal. Billions in profits. $0 in federal corporate income taxes. That money should be funding schools, healthcare, and public services. This is why people are mad as hell.

Lots of WNBA stars are dating or married to each other or have ex’s in the league. Fudd-Bueckers is just another example. I do not see the big deal.