Fuck Endgame. I watch the Natasha-Clint-get the Soul Stone scene and cry like a fucking baby.

Hard cosign. Going with your friends or girlfriend to the video store on a Friday night to pick out movies for the weekend was so much fun.

all three g’s are pronounced differently in “meringue is garbage”

"…as of July 2025, the CDC made tracking cyclospora optional, as part of scaling back its Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network. At the time, food safety experts worried that it could make it harder to identify and respond to outbreaks."

I don't care how centrist, progressive, or left a candidate is this upcoming cycle. Health care is completely unsustainable and should be a top priority for everyone. www.notus.org/healthcare/h...

Oh cool, an Easter egg feature that traps you in a driverless car and kidnaps you when it's decided you've misbehaved. Imagine what a hacker group or ICE can do with this. The fact that this is even functionally possible is horrifying.

the only reason to take this kind of stance is if you're also guilty of this same crime.

ICE is not about immigration. ICE is not about the southern border. ICE is about normalizing paramilitary force on our streets. It cannot be reformed. It cannot be retrained. ICE must be abolished.

Sounds like there needs to be a nonpartisan board that determines medical ability to serve public office.

thou hast been blessed by the ibuprofen knight praise be ⚔️💚

Even Billy Chapel’s perfect game is a good one.

the ongoing defense of Platner tells me that plenty of men on the left hate women more than they love their supposed principles

Maybe Mitch McConnell is just getting a lot of work done to be sexy as hell. You don’t deserve to know what’s happening that’s Hippo law

So USA lost to Belgium last night and are out of the tournament. And a lot of people are gloating because of the Trump/FIFA scandal. But I still remember how the world fell in love with the friendliness, the food, and the natural beauty of the USA. Trump can go pound sand. I'll focus on the good.

BREAKING: in June 2026, *every single one* of the 1,062 refugees admitted in the U.S. were white South Africans. In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 7,727 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November), and nobody else. For reference, the U.S. admitted 100,060 refugees in 2024.

In this era of hyper polarized politics that seems…normal? But it was McConnell who made it normal! Before that there used to be negotiations and horse trading and stuff that the minority wanted to see in the final bill. Not under McConnell!

"make use of public water fountains in this heat wave" Thanks, my city removed all of them bc it was considered too kind to homeless people but I'll keep that in mind.

It’s gotten incredibly frustrating to try to follow ANY sport with the fragmentation among streamers

Every single MLB game is on Peacock today and none are on MLBTV? What is even the point of paying MLB directly?

As someone who keeps asking odd questions, I often hit a wall of finding no information on a topic. If you wondered why there might be no answer in the published literature, this thread is for you. 🧪 1/7 🧵

we are suffering a severe lack of Steinman/Meat Loaf-style songs, by which I mean soaring seven-minute ballads in which a guy sleeps with one woman and immediately afterwards dies in a motorcycle accident (he is also a werewolf)

97 (real feel 103) at my house. 85 and breezy at the beach. So glad able to escape.

I am this cat

Kudos #BookSky

45 years ago.

I have a scar on the bottom of my foot - I stepped on a finished one that wasn’t put in the bucket. My son has one across his palm - he wasn’t even holding it, he tried to grab “the pretty”.

Medically not a bad idea. Hopefully they are really staying hydrated though because of orthostatic hypotension.

At least they're not hiding their corruption. Go big or go home.

World cup inspo?

One of the best family vacations that I hated at the time: Gettysburg. The parks people are so knowledgable.

This is America 👇 #USWorldCupTeam ✊

I remember North Carolina having to back off its bathroom bill after a concerted pushback and its been wild to witness the wholesale abandonment since.

The Telemundo announcers are better. I don’t speak Spanish but I can hear their excitement and sadness and such. Their care shows through.

No way Taco Bell Employees want to ask all those questions with every order. Double the meat? Add sour cream? Spicy or regular? (new ask) Round up for charity? This is a work of a Karen plus a CEO.

Of course, no educated individual would ever suggest that the U.S. is a functioning democracy any longer. You’d have to look at North Korea to see a nation as indescribably corrupt as America.

PURPLE GOALIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Purple Goalie!

Things my kids (16&13) have been impressed I know about TODAY ALONE: Early Simpsons facts South Park Smelly Cat

12 years ago... www.usatoday.com/story/life/p...

The Paraguayowa Hawkguays

GOOD NEWS! A personalized mRNA vaccine, known as mRNA-4157, has shown promise in keeping melanoma, a deadly skin cancer, from returning. FIVE years later, NEARLY 70% of people in the vaccine group are CANCER-FREE. The vaccine also cut a person’s risk of the cancer metastasizing by NEARLY 60%.

In today’s newsletter, we bring to a close a not-quite secret project that has spanned decades as we feature an extended gallery of remarques from THE GUNSLINGER by Stephen King: theartofmichaelwhelan.substack.com/p/there-are-...

I had the most real dream last night. I worked for real last night and left at 11:30p. I then dreamed I was working and took a resident’s presentation and then did not see the patient. I woke up thinking I did not see or sign out this encounter.

I’m going with these from Matthew.

I bought new scrubs and I like them but the cool little pockets are designed for lefthanded people.