Zohran explicitly spelled out in a press conference not to order food delivery if you don’t have to, because the road conditions suck 🤣

It’s a snow day and I want to know why I can’t watch The Price is Right and eat a grilled cheese instead of working remotely.

Snohran

My doctor’s office called me to offer to reschedule my 9am appointment tomorrow and I was like YES PLEASE I do not want to deal with this. And now, this!

Jack Hughes getting his teeth knocked out in the gold medal game was a true “old time hockey” moment

They put tire chains on the buses

I actually think this IS gonna be a big one because my reconstructed ankle hurts for no reason 😳

Oh fuck. The last round JUST finished melting! I want to wear regular shoes again!

I’m not the tiniest bit observant but I’m happily embracing “the Pope doesn’t like AI.”

It never fails to amaze me that I can be not-super-busy all day and get whacked with a Whole Situation at 4:25pm.

… new friends?!

There should be a bonus medal for dropping a perfect f-bomb faster than the NBC censors can catch it

Size Zero*

I’m still watching curling, and my favorite part is that the Curling Yelling sounds exactly the same no matter what language it’s in.

Science is not truth. Science is finding the truth. When science changes its opinion, it didn't lie to you. It learned more.

I dug up a nail polish called “My Dogsled is a Hybrid” from a 2014 Nordic themed collection because it goes perfectly with all the skiing and sledding and surprise dog competitors. 💅🏻

Big Balls Rides Again

They definitely gave me a library card when I was about 7. Took my babysitter at her word about who I was

I love that ski events have Normal Hill and Large Hill versions.

This morning I watched a little dog climb one of the gross corner icebergs so he could pee on the peak, and I think he speaks for all of us about the post-snowstorm pedestrian experience.

I was stressed about the power grids holding up before they started building data centers, and the water use stresses me out too. I can only cut my own energy and water use so much

Frye shocked dot gif

People might think I’m AI (em dashes and esoteric word choices) but I’ll never be mistaken for a billionaire

Sigh.

I have a cold and I would like to whine about it.

How do you get good at curling? Is there a training regimen (running, weights, etc) or do you just… do it a lot?

HAT ACCOMPLISHED!

I finally got a much needed haircut, so I can cover my fivehead to a tolerable degree! 💇🏻‍♀️

Because survivorship and long-term support for adults who had cancer as kids isn’t a whole damn clinic of its own, it’s some kind of mirage

I’m watching the men’s figure skating because I’m basic and wowww those broccoli haircuts just go EVERYWHERE while they’re spinning 🤣

What did the universe do to all of you for Friday the 13th? My coffee cup leaked on my off-white sweater 😝

Someone post a picture of me fist-pumping when I finally get a report to give me the information I want

Wait what did the Eagles ever do to get pulled into this?! 🦅 🏈

This is a vivid, horribly relevant read. “She does not sleep well. And as you lift up her pajama top to check her rash one morning, you see that her breathing is labored, shadows pooling between her ribs when she sucks in air. You suffer an icy moment of realization: This is a medical crisis.”

Does this mean that in a crazy six degrees of separation way Epstein caused ultra low rise pants? Add this to the long long list of shit we hate

I forgot one of the curling team members was a pharmacist. Wonder if she had to find her own coverage for this trip 🤣

I’m gonna have to find a way to go vegetarian, aren’t I.

Gotta add one more classic

I don’t WANT to drink the cold brew concentrate I have in the break room fridge, I want to go get a latte. Being a responsible adult is bullshit

Today I learned that sibutramine is still marketed in Russia and propoxyphene is available in Australia, and that a current PGY2 resident is way too young to have heard of either 🤣

What kind of collective action does it take to even begin to offset the emissions impact of switching back to coal?

Anybody know how to explain to a cat that licking their human’s face all night long can’t be a thing? I did not get sufficient sleep.

We’re watching curling (because you have to watch curling!) and I am very amused by Curling Chatter between the players

Here Dr. Trueger underscores the absurdity — current recommendations for flu vaccination explicitly mention the GSK Fluarix quadrivalent (FDA approved) so that’s an entirely sensible comparator and standard to improve on if possible I just don’t get the “thinking” here if it exists

Another minor holiday, another card printed with “Son and ‘Daughter’” 🤣 (I don’t know why Hallmark does this)

She better not take him back 🤣

Preschool age kids in sunglasses somehow manage to look adorable and impossibly cool at the same time.

How many people are going to get hurt before the “get AI in everything now!” race slows down?

So Footloose but with ice skates? HOCKEY IS TERMINATED HERE!

I am *not* well-read (my education sacrificed breadth for brevity) and even I recognized sugar cane on sight