If we had the money for $2000 payouts, we had the money for foodstamps...

I just discovered that Air Tags are a thing and people PAY apple to GPS track them every moment of their lives. That's such an alien concept to me I can't even process it. I don't even allow targeted advertising but people have big brother tracking them and monitoring their heart rate 🙃

Christmas has become too powerful. Santa needs to be put down.

Thrifty advice for the times we find ourselves in: If you need a canning jar for whatever reason, buy a jar of pickles What you then do with the pickles is your own affair (I'd eat them), but congratulations, you have now bought a jar, with pickles, for cheaper than you could buy the jar alone

“Abolish ice” at this point is the conservative position. Everyone involved in the administration at any level is going to have to be tried for crimes against humanity and dealt with accordingly. This isn’t going away with elections and we certainly cannot “come together” after this.

still can’t believe justin timberlake wrote a song about the crimea river

If I had armed 3 million men with the most advance technology in the world, I like to think I'd feed them too. Seems like not feeding them is the single dumbest thing a dictator could do. But what do I know?

If I had armed 3 million men with the most advance technology in the world, I like to think I'd feed them too. Seems like not feeding them is the single dumbest thing a dictator could do. But what do I know?

If you're arrested in Illinois for the means by which you acquire food for your family because of the government shutdown or loss of SNAP benefits, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

Everyday I see fewer and fewer new posts. I get fewer and fewer interactions. What I see are the same 3 posts being quote skeeted over and over and can barely scroll 5 min without running out of content. I think the new Bluesky algorithm is working. Trying their best to make the queers leave.

If we had the money for $2000 payouts, we had the money for foodstamps...

Can't roll back the clock, but they're running out of money so forward works just as well. When the last hundred billion they're passing in a circle runs out, so will LLM's. They're still wrecking havoc in the meantime tho, so I get why people are still violently rejecting it.

Black American soldiers literally dug these WWII graves. Traumatic. To acknowledge that fact at a cemetery they helped construct is something the Heritage Foundation cannot accept. As Veterans Day approaches, never forget that this country both compels and disrespects Black military service. Always.

regular reminder to SW moots (and everyone else less directly): i would like to share your promo, but if you don’t use alt text, or if you use it in malicious ways (see thread), im going to have to avoid doing that. it’s important to me that my followers who use screen readers aren’t excluded.

Too busy today to put on a proper shirt. Oh darn 😋

Can't roll back the clock, but they're running out of money so forward works just as well. When the last hundred billion they're passing in a circle runs out, so will LLM's. They're still wrecking havoc in the meantime tho, so I get why people are still violently rejecting it.

if the epstein files contained only democrats, republicans would have published them. If they contained only republicans, democrats would have published them. The logical conclusion here is a majority of people who hold significant power have spent time on a private island raping kidnapped children

gender is a performance and i'm having technical issues

Gender is a performance and I forgot my lines.

Gender is a performance and mine is whispered softly between bedsheets.

gender is a performance and oh god no what i have terrible stage fright please don’t perceive me

gender is a performance and I’m hitting my cues much later than everyone else

Did anyone else go from pre-covid not even being able to make boxed meals; to now I'm making a slow cooked red sauce with homemade ricotta for fun? I can't be the only one

going theatre

Target was afraid they still had too many customers. don't worry tho, this will solve that problem real quick

Only a lib would hear that the supreme court is withholding SNAP money and say "actually that's the right play, it's solid strategy" My brother in christ are you trying to be eaten by a starving mob?

There's no outrage bc we all know the Christians are fucked up pedos. But the whole system is built to protect them so they keep getting away with it.

There's no outrage bc we all know the Christians are fucked up pedos. But the whole system is built to protect them so they keep getting away with it.

Only a lib would hear that the supreme court is withholding SNAP money and say "actually that's the right play, it's solid strategy" My brother in christ are you trying to be eaten by a starving mob?

I actually do understand the legal reasoning behind Justice Jackson's stay order. My point is that when people have no food, unless they can eat your legal reasoning, it's irrelevant. Feed. Them.

Target was afraid they still had too many customers. don't worry tho, this will solve that problem real quick

Another obvious and important thing many authors neglect to do is provide alt text for their images. Alt text makes images easier to search, understand, and makes them accessible for people who use screen readers. Disabled people also read! And buy books! Show us you care.

😴 gnbsky

"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"

One thing that I don't think men quite understand is that we are constantly trying to calculate just how much attention to give a friendship with a man before they feel like they can bring up fucking. It's exhausting.

Getting a tattoo of eyespots on my butt so predators will eat my ass

HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS

THE OFFER TO END THE SHUTDOWN IS THE REPUBLICANS BACK DOWN OR THEY CONTINUE TO MAKE IT WORSE FOR THEMSELVES YOU STUPID CUNTS

Editing the #Podcast while waiting at chilis!! @90sneverhappened.bsky.social

puppy girls 🤝 straight married women Domestication fetish

The most dangerous thing you can do on social media is change your PFP and name at the same time. No one will ever interact with you again or even know who you are.

This red dress once made a guy feral https://fansly.com/post/548994202537566209

Cute boobies

Unfair that I'm quitting tobacco and no one is sending

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Toyota is valued at $250 billion. They produce 10 million cars a year. Tesla is for some reason valued at $1.4 trillion, up 50% in under 3 months. producing under 2 million cars per year. I believe the term for this is "Money Laundering" (in my opinion, don't sue me Muskyboi)

I see James Watson has died. What did Watson discover? Rosalind Franklin's lab notes. Only we spell it 'S-T-E-A-L' these days.

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

Miaow.