"every blind veteran in America will receive free meta glasses" I think what they wanted was proper VA coverage but I guess this is the best we can expect these days. 🤬

They turned the White House into a locker room. Quite literally. 🤣 If you're a "proud American" Holy shit you must be embarrassed.

me, demanding more of the daytime World Cup to which I’ve become accustomed

Snake hole fans, we have a MAJOR update

being cuddled by my boyfriend would fix me 🥺

"Sorry, kids. You can't use the Internet, we can't afford to eat, there's shit in the water, fascists just burned down the corner store, and the climate will never be better than it is today in your lifetime, but damnit, the government sure stuck it to the trannies! God save the king!" 😒

It's always important to remember you have more in common with the average person from another country than with the elites destroying the world. 💗

i'm sorry i'm kind of crying right now

bro just do it already

Posting this for a specific audience here.

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They're eating the last bit of wealth in our nation doing this: Your retirement fund. That's why they're racing to IPO. They're hoping to get these companies embedded in your 401k's. So that if the company goes down, you have nothing too.

They're eating the last bit of wealth in our nation doing this: Your retirement fund. That's why they're racing to IPO. They're hoping to get these companies embedded in your 401k's. So that if the company goes down, you have nothing too.

today I am Feeling Myself.

I’m not sure of the title, but here it’s poster photo … a very angry horned grebe!

i hate that we're all pretending he's a trillionaire. he doesn't have a trillion dollars. he could not sell his assets and literally have a trillion dollars. it's just the pretend number they decided that his assets are worth. they're not.

Are you even a real youtube watcher if you don't watch a channel specifically for being wrong most of the time.

fight those lazy demons lovelies 🥊💥👿

the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw

$20k a year in daycare has nothing to do with it huh you dipshits

Bestie is now doing science experiments in the sink with it

woah ‼️

bitch look how big the strawberry is getting!!

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the kids are alright.

Are we fucking in the front seat or the back seat 🚗

hey so, one of our closest friends in the world made a movie. it's very good. he crushed it. he's going on tour to promote it. we're excited to finally see it on a big rectangle in a theater instead of the smaller rectangle in a house. so, get tickets. go see it. seriously. skweezymovie.com

tell me to stop watching the lesbians and go get a sandwich

I don't want AI in my email I don't want AI in my search engine I don't want AI in my house I won't click AI with a mouse I don't want AI in a box I don't want AI in firefox

You cannot kill-a me in a way that matters

Please god let it happen this way

Eddy Hall just won a 5-1 victory over Tommy Fury. It was so incredibly blatant. Fury ran the whole time like a little bitch. Eddy was a monster and controlled the ring 100% of the fight. And they robbed him. Fuck this shit. Gambling ruined all sports. Bitchass got his teeth kicked in. Pathetic.

Eddy Hall just won a 5-1 victory over Tommy Fury. It was so incredibly blatant. Fury ran the whole time like a little bitch. Eddy was a monster and controlled the ring 100% of the fight. And they robbed him. Fuck this shit. Gambling ruined all sports. Bitchass got his teeth kicked in. Pathetic.

So Matty Floyd Cheated in the title fight tonight. Rubbed something on his gloves that sent his opponent literally screaming in pain when he smeared a punch in his eyes. I think it might have been Icy Hot. God that was a disgusting match. Hope he's banned from the sport.

birds!!!

💎 it's giving sword dyke 🙂‍↕️

Beach day with the family. Completely covered like a member of the Adams family because I'm freshly tattooed 😌

onky $66 needed today to get pics rolling again

Did they borrow Danhausen's pyrotechnics? That's a pretty impotent little spark shower there.

The three genders (nonbuynary)

From the second we started TrueRef, I instantly started finding our POC refs turned white and redistributed in the wild.

At a small family Pride event, a teen girl came up to me and said "I painted this, and I thought you would like it." She was 100% correct. 😻

I think you could build considerable public support behind the idea of not just trying and punishing billionaires, but erasing their names and existence from any public physical space

"we made it with computers!" Did you try it on human bodies? "...we used computers?"

humans have known how to construct a shoulder seam for thousands of years, but with AI, we are unlocking untold new ways to fuck it up