if the epstein files contained only democrats, republicans would have published them. If they contained only republicans, democrats would have published them. The logical conclusion here is a majority of people who hold significant power have spent time on a private island raping kidnapped children

gender is a performance and i'm having technical issues

Gender is a performance and I forgot my lines.

Gender is a performance and mine is whispered softly between bedsheets.

gender is a performance and oh god no what i have terrible stage fright please don’t perceive me

gender is a performance and I’m hitting my cues much later than everyone else

Did anyone else go from pre-covid not even being able to make boxed meals; to now I'm making a slow cooked red sauce with homemade ricotta for fun? I can't be the only one

going theatre

Target was afraid they still had too many customers. don't worry tho, this will solve that problem real quick

Only a lib would hear that the supreme court is withholding SNAP money and say "actually that's the right play, it's solid strategy" My brother in christ are you trying to be eaten by a starving mob?

There's no outrage bc we all know the Christians are fucked up pedos. But the whole system is built to protect them so they keep getting away with it.

There's no outrage bc we all know the Christians are fucked up pedos. But the whole system is built to protect them so they keep getting away with it.

Only a lib would hear that the supreme court is withholding SNAP money and say "actually that's the right play, it's solid strategy" My brother in christ are you trying to be eaten by a starving mob?

I actually do understand the legal reasoning behind Justice Jackson's stay order. My point is that when people have no food, unless they can eat your legal reasoning, it's irrelevant. Feed. Them.

Target was afraid they still had too many customers. don't worry tho, this will solve that problem real quick

Another obvious and important thing many authors neglect to do is provide alt text for their images. Alt text makes images easier to search, understand, and makes them accessible for people who use screen readers. Disabled people also read! And buy books! Show us you care.

😴 gnbsky

"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"

One thing that I don't think men quite understand is that we are constantly trying to calculate just how much attention to give a friendship with a man before they feel like they can bring up fucking. It's exhausting.

Getting a tattoo of eyespots on my butt so predators will eat my ass

HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS

THE OFFER TO END THE SHUTDOWN IS THE REPUBLICANS BACK DOWN OR THEY CONTINUE TO MAKE IT WORSE FOR THEMSELVES YOU STUPID CUNTS

Editing the #Podcast while waiting at chilis!! @90sneverhappened.bsky.social

puppy girls 🤝 straight married women Domestication fetish

The most dangerous thing you can do on social media is change your PFP and name at the same time. No one will ever interact with you again or even know who you are.

This red dress once made a guy feral https://fansly.com/post/548994202537566209

Cute boobies

Unfair that I'm quitting tobacco and no one is sending

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Toyota is valued at $250 billion. They produce 10 million cars a year. Tesla is for some reason valued at $1.4 trillion, up 50% in under 3 months. producing under 2 million cars per year. I believe the term for this is "Money Laundering" (in my opinion, don't sue me Muskyboi)

I see James Watson has died. What did Watson discover? Rosalind Franklin's lab notes. Only we spell it 'S-T-E-A-L' these days.

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

Miaow.

I bring a sort of "bodily autonomy for everyone, your doctor is an adversary" vibe to the HRT conversation that pro-medicalization trans girls really don't like

Zuckerberg had an illegal school running in his house for years, for 5-10 year olds. as many as 30 at a time. Government refuses to step in for years, then when they do. The school vanishes, but doesn't close. Just moves to an unknown location. It's Epstein 2 electric boogaloo.

No one can rip defeat from the jaws of victory like the Democratic caucus.

Even during the trial, the Daily Heil *podcast* (🤬) was called "The Trial of Brianna Ghey." Brianna Ghey wasn't on trial. Scarlett Jenkinson and Eddie Ratcliffe were. for stabbing her 28 TIMES!

biteable

We're plural so for us it wasn't a death, more just switching seats. And things have been so much better for all of us since I started running this body.

Zuckerberg had an illegal school running in his house for years, for 5-10 year olds. as many as 30 at a time. Government refuses to step in for years, then when they do. The school vanishes, but doesn't close. Just moves to an unknown location. It's Epstein 2 electric boogaloo.

Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!

Toyota is valued at $250 billion. They produce 10 million cars a year. Tesla is for some reason valued at $1.4 trillion, up 50% in under 3 months. producing under 2 million cars per year. I believe the term for this is "Money Laundering" (in my opinion, don't sue me Muskyboi)

the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a Mawashi 🥵🥵🥵🥵

the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a Mawashi 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Every once in awhile I'm startled by my own almost easy seeming masculinity now. It's definitely not easy. But. Look at this GUY. Damn.

I love how we struggled with undiagnosed Audhd growing up. and then people will say shit like "How do you say you're Audhd, shouldn't you be more fucked up?" We are so fucked up you wouldn't believe it. But we spent 100's of hours practicing smiling and small talk in a mirror to look normal

Do a...

I love how we struggled with undiagnosed Audhd growing up. and then people will say shit like "How do you say you're Audhd, shouldn't you be more fucked up?" We are so fucked up you wouldn't believe it. But we spent 100's of hours practicing smiling and small talk in a mirror to look normal