Fuck this! RIP, legend. www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...

I believe Prince might call this a "Sign O The Times"

I think Minnesota could do a lot worse for a tourism slogan than "Minnesota: we treat Nazis like Nazis"

What's upscrolled?

nothing makes me feel more exhausted than someone telling me i’m strong.

i think it's good that the fascists are getting so much practice facing the wall, it'll make things easier later

All fucking year long.

Look if Minnesota is the hub then it's a Purple Revolution.

Two democratic members of congress being assaulted reminds me of the time Sarah Huckabee Sanders was politely asked to leave a restaurant

So who's gonna primary him?

robot girl who kisses you but her mouth is painted on so it's more like pressing her decorative face plate against your neck this too is t4t

"If you are a contract employee, I absolutely need your W-9. And that means your ACTUAL LEGAL NAME. I’m getting too many forms in here with names like 'A. Concerned Citizen' and 'Fight D. Power."

Reminder that two of Ravelry's top patterns right now are melt the ice hat (knit) and melt the ice hat (crochet)

"today is the day trump finally became president"

"'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Child Who Regularly Doesn't Prevent It"

Jew in Amsterdam here. Please use Anne Frank as a comparison point to explain how state persecution of scapegoats impacts children, that is the point of her example, thanks

Just think, the microplastics in you may be the same microplastics that someone else ingested from bottled water 30 years ago

If you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund

Abolish DHS. If you can imagine a world before Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, you can imagine a world without the Department of Homeland Security. My latest at @startribune.com. (gift link)

THE COMPANY IS CALLED PALANTIR YOU CANNOT BE SURPRISED WHEN IT ACTS EVIL

(from the same screed) Oh man. A purposely non-kinetic endogenous mass popular coalition that capitalizes on government abuses to maintain moral advantage and dominate the inform/influence domain? That’s not an insurgency, brother. That’s a civil rights movement.

As a transsexual I can't tell you how thrilled I am that fascists are feeling unsafe in bathrooms.

🔮 they heinous cuz they anus

Saw that Paisley Park is closing for the general strike today in Minneapolis with the message "Be Safe and Remember to show Love 4 1 Another" on Instagram, and that just thrills my Prince-loving heart.

Chick-fil-a: when you’re a white cis gay man and you want to ignore the damage you’re doing the community because you really like waffle fries.

There's a TON of horrific shit happening right now, which continues to be both horrific and shitty. But one thing that I think is cute is local dispensaries sending out little "stock up before the big winter storm" promo mails. 🌿

It’s incredible and infuriating how little accountability Musk and X/xAI have faced for this.

Expensive Products That Suck To Use remains a tough market.

Sounds like they broke the fundamental social contract! I forget what happens to people who break the social contract. Something. 🤔

people need to stop slandering the noble art of sucking dick

this is very good. The joke I mean, the content is a horrific nightmare the likes of which we will never awaken from. But CSAM Altman is funny

UPDATE: It’s sleeting (derogatory).

Calling all the PhDs I know to make monumental annoyances of themselves (and honestly, who better)

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.

This photo will be everywhere for the next week. Pls credit prominently. Richard Tsong-Taatarii/Minnesota Star Tribune Every journalist covering ICE risks their lives. Tsong-Taatarii has been an NPPA Photographer of the Year, rec'd a World Press Photo award, and was on a team that won a Pulitzer.

The craziest fucking thing you've ever seen is now happening multiple times per day, very close to where you live.

'Why aren't they in the streets' is answered almost every day in my small town by people in the streets! Rather than asking 'why aren't they in the streets' it's worth asking 'why isn't your media showing them in the streets' and 'who is served by downplaying resistane in its myriad forms.'

Lars And The Real Girl With Big Naturals

We could have saved the entire planet so much trouble if we just Truman Show'd Trump a decade ago.

Between this, the attacks on transgender Americans that renowned experts say constitute the early stages of genocide, Nazi-inspired propaganda being blasted out on social, and so much more…we’re in a dark place. This administration needs to be ended. Congress needs to act.

maybe this is wrong of me but i actually don't care if being a worldwide laughing stock ruins the vacations of democratic insiders or whatever bc im focused on the fact that the republicans are trying to do like 8 different types of genocide simultaneously

To sleep wit da fishes

A Dale Gribble mood board showing how it feels to exist right now:

Sam Altman did this. Elon Musk did this. Dario Amodei did this. Satya Nadella did this. AI did this. Remember their names if you ever find yourself running out of water.

So excited for @joshgondelman.bsky.social to do a mess of blow with the Taskmaster guys!

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

I'm old enough to remember when there was a healthy secondary market for Gmail invites.