someone's making fun of this as being a "water is wet" alert and... that isn't what it's doing at all

Okay if you’re a teen impersonating a 38-year-old on this website here’s a list of Simpsons references you need to know:

me, idiotically: "they make a code red flavored haagen dazs?"

we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris

dick game tricky like Nixon, got my limited wang out

About 16% of young people in a typical community are disconnected—not working, not attending school, not in a training program. The highest rates of disconnection are in smaller communities, those with persistent poverty, and those with weak economic connectivity.

—*shoving you out of the way* do you want to smoke meth and post together about funko pops

Sofa Soulmates #comics #transgender #polyamorous #poly #oc

Bunny A2 🖤 (Alt version in my bio)

in others, sometimes the gate is very much there for a reason

in certain contexts, "gatekeeping" is just another term for "having standards"

I think this is especially true of history. For some reason, everyone in other professions believes that there is no method, theory, or philosophy to history. Thinking of doctors writing ‘histories’ of epilepsy without ever setting foot in an archive

me rn about all the sports happenings

sports feel extra exciting this year

I really don’t need your advice on how to deal with people being assholes I’m expressing a concern about the level of asshole people are being.

lol @ the dc subreddit this morning

It's frustrating how this article presents its topic of SNAP Fraud like it's up in the air, the you go read "the facts" mentioned in the article and the facts are that SNAP fraud is basically made up

oo yeah super sorry we kinda stopped doing "consequences" or "the greater good" type stuff, society is now more or less just a series of abstract mechanisms that give your money to a pedophile club

i'm going to go #camping with my #mom

all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles

mid dumping lol #birds

If I saw this in a facebook group i would think it was AI and cite the weirdly out of focus wing in the back next to the sleeping grebelette, but nah, absolutely nearly perfect shot. If I printed photos, I would print this. #birds

Got my 2nd solid yawning grebeling shot of my life today. Oddly, both were in green water in lakes that only had vegetation at the edges. I like the first one more, but todays is a sharper shot. Probably taken a solid 50 feet closer. 🪶 🐣

markers

what if the alien just had bad vibes

Me walking out of Disclosure Day: yeah I don't trust that alien

oh yeah, in terms of good news- I haven't seen anyone talking about this??? In short- worst case scenario of 4C warming by 2100 is no longer possible, new worst-case is 2.8C now DOES NOT MEAN we just relax- the only way we got here is through hard work- but it means THE HARD WORK IS WORKING

You couldn’t write “Beowulf” today. Because of woke.

YES

you can’t even suspend all of your coworker’s office supplies in jello anymore. because of woke

whoa what the fuck

not consistently. and it's been hard to get back into it. but i am persevering

if i ever pitch something i have made like that,,

i hate how many people expect you as a writer to have a "my book is like X meets Y with a dash of Z and here are its tropes" pitch no thank you

i love when things are annoying and convoluted and so bad they might be amazing

i've been working on a twine game tonight. i've been working on it for the past. three ? years. i Will finish it. Someday

a website that is, in itself, a twine game that links to your twine games-

so i got distracted and now i'm making a website for all my twine games

The continued popularity of the Backrooms is just more proof that modern American youth are starved for viable third place options.

i know its hard but please find some joy in your life. dont become an old boomer who just posts about orange cheeto man every day, you're just a zombie at that point

Finally Googling the question I've spent years wondering but never actually looking into because I assumed the answer was "no." (The answer seems to be no.)

Hi! We're updating the service you use! Now, instead of having a simple card, you need to install an app on your phone, then unlock your phone, log into the app, and wave your phone in front of the sensor for 30 seconds.

i am WRITING. well right now i am,, indisposed. but i have been writing and when i'm disposed again i will write some more

(set: #$ANGER to 0, #$BLOOD to false) (set: $character to false, $entropy to false, $nostalgia to false)

turns out yuo can get away with a lot of jokes if youre actually funny

They actually still do make the office today have u seen any tv show or movie that has come out in the last decade. They’re all just the office