talking to europeans is crazy sometimes because their average day consists of picking flowers in a magical forest before they retire for the evening in at a 800 year old winery and they'll be complaining about shit to you like "ughhhhh my landlord wants FOUR riddles this month 🙄"

almost done with the gargoyle. just need to do one more wing then stitch him all together

Hi, for those of you unfamiliar with this sort of weather -if the power goes out, trying to heat your home with the clay pot + candle method is not a great idea, try personal warmth (ie blankets) and blocking and sealing drafty areas instead if you can

The biggest naturals

Cat Shapes 🐈‍⬛ Shop: ko-fi.com/s/2ec1bcd056 #TraditionalArt #Stickers #Cats #Ink

first foot went well

🌊Makana the Day Octopus 🐙 ✨🥺 #ArtYear #Art #WildLife #Nature #GiftGuide #ArtGifts #Handmade #ArtGallery #Octopus #JanuArty 🦑🐡

The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.

more lascaux honse worry stones, just in time for the year of the horse (honse) reopening shop on jan 24, 2pm CT #ceramics

This is how much bigger the United States is than the United States

arms i guess. but they went better than i expected. the legs i am also worried about but for different reasons

#formline #telekitneticart #indigenousart Speaking of cards, here's a raccoon jack of spades sticker for a stamp rally last year! I've been selling the remaining stock at cons and folks seem to get a kick out of this design, so maybe I'll keep them around! 🦝🃏

Daily Dogs: beach babes

making a gargoyle now. it's going well but i'm worried about the legs

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

1/20/25

i gotta be the hottest bitch in this panopticon

for every like this post gets I will give puddins a little kiss

oh yuo built an entire society on the idea of number go up? its nice. wuold be a shame if number simply,,,,, go down?????????

"everyone's using AI, you have to accept it" i respect very little of what Everyone gets up to these days, why would this sway me. Everyone is a jackass

Some perspective: The S&P opened down -1.3% on Trump's Greenland saber-rattling. That's $750 billion of wealth destroyed -- roughly equal to estimates of the value of Greenland. And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.

there's too much it going on to post through

help they demonetized my jacking off video on youtubes

still one of my favorite tweets

Jesus H Christ

google how do i get a job testing superdrugs google how do i get a job testing superdrugs +legit

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

i originally added "journalist" to my bio as a joke and the joke pays dividends every time someone earnestly thinks i'm a journalist

magic is real and i am a witch but i forgot how to use it

A woman summoned a devil. She didn't prepare a lengthy contract, didn't look to anticipate loopholes, didn't angle to negotiate. Instead, she came with a simple request. "I want to be loved until the end of my life." "I can do that, but...are you sure?" "I said what I said."

“everyone’s saying the market will collapse” ok but when you say “everyone” do you actually mean a large group of extremely broke people who couldn’t accurately pick stocks under any conditions

i do think the combination of Trump and an AI-driven tech bubble could crash the markets, but it’s very important to remember that “what are online leftists saying?” is probably the worst possible way to approach investing

i only want cigarettes when i'm drunk but when i want them i want them so badly

first line of a story i have had floating around in my head for years now: magic is real. magic is real and i fucked up

friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone

Word of the day: kafkaesliue

on god we are all shoplifting in 2026

just downloaded the bluesky app so i can post directly from my phone! no more time-consuming trips to city hall

boss told me I had to stop vaping in the bathroom. project 2025 is real and it’s going down right now

u think if i ask really nicely the waiter at olive garden will let me see my kids

The thing about bluesky moderation is that it's embarrassing, but it's also deeply funny

please try not to worry. i don't want to do anything that's the whole point

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love your friends, let your friends love you