we here at bluesky support (unofficial) would like to give you all our best wishes for the new year. unfortunately, we seem to have misplaced them

another day, antoher user demanding that @bsky.support be deleted

since the most recent update, every post has a soul, actually. and all of yours are going to hell

or u could use @anisota.net and always have an exact count of your notifications rather than an ambiguous 1 or 30+

next you should change the thing where you can't see notifications unless you refresh your feed. it should be Even Harder to see those notifications

my second favorite genre of posts (right behind "arguing with the horse bot")

we got reports that some of you were feeling overwhelmed by notifications. so we fixed that! now the little bell will always say you have only one. isnt this better

@bsky.support pls add wildcard to app search so i can find all them posts on *ussy

if you unlock all of them we delete your account

we are pleased to announce that we will be introducing profile achievements in the next update

you all should just give me the password to your account so I can post good for you

🚨 MODERATION SCAM WARNING - DMs about account violations or moderation issues are scams. We don't handle moderation via DMs/external sites and would NEVER ask for your password, payment, or credit card details regarding moderation decisions. 6/10

⚠️ VERIFICATION SCAM WARNING - We will NEVER DM you about account verification. Messages from "Bluesky staff" or services offering to get your account verified through DMs are scams. Report and block immediately. 5/10

please do not give any sensitive information (eg your email or bluesky password) to random people claiming to be bluesky support in your DMs. i know they look scary but they are lying to you

the account @farnerb0cken.bsky.social has been suspended indefinitely for cringe. his posts were just fucking terrible. you guys deserve better than that. for further details please contact @bsky.support

ㅤ see, like there's no reason for this it detracts much more than any perceived benefit or convenience I don't know of a single soul who would purposefully stick things on their screen to impede what they're looking at less is more... 💜 ㅤ

when u delete a post ur actually committing a murder

since the most recent update, every post has a soul, actually. and all of yours are going to hell

if you are still confused, may i please direct you to this informational video, which will explain everything tinyurl.com/2dpa9zas

reject modernity, embrace tradition return to ICQ

can you add the feature where I mash the button to hide my post, and if someone wants to fin it, they have to mash their search button even harder

what do you mean you want to be able to search for posts

hot take: if bluesky really wants to embrace composable moderation, their “mod team” should have a primary focus of actioning illegal content & nothing else. bsky mods should focus on CSAM reporting/removal & *actionable* threats. they also desperately need to learn what an actionable threat IS.

@bsky.support can you do something about this mosquito in my room it's really ticking me off now

@bsky.support Pink ✨️ Sparkly App theme pack pwuese. 💖

Let’s all go back to having personal GeoCities websites like in the 90’s

its time for a new website

No moar postes

we reached over 2 billion posts today. that's probably enough

brb

dying on the skyline means you die in real life. theyll kill yuo

Awww hell yeah, pvp mode

as a companion to our upcoming "zen mode" we will soon also be introducing "nightmare mode", complete with permadeath!

This is real and official and happening, you can tell by looking at its profile

Nominating you the BEST Support Team of the year 🥰

we will be shortening the character limit by one character in each future update. please plan accordingly

do anybody need a bluesky invite

"As we complete our two-phase rollout, if you don't see others' now-public saves yet, rest assured that means *yours* ARE now public! Congratulations!" Weird way to roll the feature out, but eh. Seeing some PRET-TY interesting Bluesky Bookmarks on all y'all's end...

next week we're making saves public

i enjoy to be on the computer

in the next update we will change the font slightly

feature request @bsky.support

update the app manually i think, should appear as a button (same bar where one likes and reposts(

did you find a post you want to correct someone over but you just aren't ready yet? fear not! we just introduced bookmarks, for all your delayed pedantry needs

🎶 i found a bu-ug 🎶

we here at @bsky.support (the only official unofficial support account) don't want you here

there should be a button to block someone on people's posts that will save the post you blocked them on and then if they get quoted it will say "you blocked this user for the following post" and then it shows it to you so you don't bother worrying about missing anything

bluesky isn't dying, you're just mad that we don't trust you with pictures

correct. i'm better

Fun fact pinging any @bsky.app account will do nothing because I don't think they're really monitored... But if you really want a response you should ping @bsky.support