ngl i think i've criticized books in the past for having the narrator be practically omnipotent and knowing everything but im reading a series rn where the protagonist is like painfully oblivious and i am screaming at him to be even the slightest bit aware of literally *anything*

sometimes it's like it doesn't matter but other times it's so earth shattering your brain stops

meatcoding (it's like vibecoding but instead you use meat that can think)

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evil john cena be like 'you can see me'

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cannibalism

YES Chappell Roan was domming a virgin. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

Girl who fails to remember to respond to messages from her friends 99% of the time

y'know one time i had this increidble thought "i wonder if video subtitles work with screen readers" and i think that says a lot

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so like idk maybe a month or two ago i saw a tiktok that was all like "listen to ninajirachi" and im ngl, i finally circled around to it, should've listened earlier XD this music is awesome

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okay so fun fact apparently i hold pencils differently than i did 6 years ago...

like it’s a hormone called brogesterone and it makes your stache thicker and your dick bigger

learning that all-spin scoring isn't real in official tetris games has really crushed my dreams of getting super good at z-spin triples

starting to think the only interstate passenger train in america is the polar express

i sharpened a pencil yesterday, crazy stuff

boobs are where the dr pepper is stored

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cant you just let the sea water evaporate and then get rid of the salt and then drink it

boobs are where the dr pepper is stored

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hades gals 💀🌸

"surprisingly stain, previously known as the hero killer, came to all might's aid" bro idk if you know this but stain's whole deal was thinking all might was the only real hero so that is actually not surprising in the slightest

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if you've been looking for a hidden meaning in my posts recently it's "RELEASE THE LIST" figured i should just tell you all outright since no one seemed to be picking up on it :P

if you've been looking for a hidden meaning in my posts recently it's "RELEASE THE LIST" figured i should just tell you all outright since no one seemed to be picking up on it :P

WAIT OMG BOMB SHOOTER PARAGON IN BTD6 OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG MY FAVOURITE TOWER OMGOMGOMGOMFG ODMAGOIHEDFOHWSAP;IKJF

okay so fun fact apparently web browsers are faster with graphics acceleration on ....

75,000 more blocks in 10 minutes finally a bluesky debut worse than Jimmy Fallon or Adobe holy christ lmao

i bring a "t-spin triple start" to tetris battles that my inability to build for anything but classic tetrises and b-type really hates

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save me Out of Touch Thursday

Nightsky reminders - get something to eat - drink a glass of water - take your meds - posture check

the l in lmao stand for lesbian btw (the b in btw stand for bi fyi (the f in fyi stands for fa...))

now opa,lyinf

this is so unfortunate bbno$ released an album but to maintain isolation i can't send it to the music channel 😭😭

sabrina carpenter is directly donating a portion of ticket sales to trans charities i know that's right

isolating from all of my friends twice in one week ? more likely than you think

maybe i should try to learn to draw (she thinks wistfully while opening up her ereader and putting fur:trash on shuffle)

Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will

i think the ppl who are going to have the worst time on here, generally speaking on average, will be the ppl who are impressed with themselves for not blocking anyone

smth about being on both a proshippers list and also an antis list is very funny to me

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every couple weeks it's the same thought "im done with these friends, i don't fit in enough" and then the next day im crawling right back cause i don't talk to anybody else

gender is a slur

watching gen v right around also watching my hero academia is kind of a problem i keep calling the powers in gen v quirks lmao