And the award for the most obvious vaguepost in all of Bluesky goes to...!

It's gamergate of you to say anything bad about me, ever. I am a perfect angle who can do no wrong

Death and Taxes for Cutie

I have restless dog syndrome. He won't come inside

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

It's actually fine to [intense fedposting. like holy shit this post came directly from the CIA. it's actually sickening.]

It's always bedtime

Had a dream where I drowned myself in a pool trying to get away from an aggressive insect. Can't possibly mean anything

It's very kiwifarms of you to not give me $10,000

The 4th is not with me today, sorry I'm sorry I tried, it just isn't with me

I just imagined two burgers. That's so many,,, woah

The people who press the blue button should not be allowed to live. This is the biggest reason to press the red button

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say Girl Scouts of America has an everything not being about me problem

if anyone can chip in for necessities for rio and her dad 💚🙏🏻cashapp: $delriolu

Too many of y'all have been pondering your orbs and it shows

I’ve been at this for over 7 days but still screaming into the void. Goal amt is irrelevant & depends on what/if anything is sent. Due again 5/2: $105/🤷🏾‍♀️ *DONT SEND TO CHUFFED* Thank you btw linktr.ee/hiitsbritt #mutualaid #helpsky #bipocma #fundsky #disabilitycrowdfund #mutualaidrequest

If you think you belong on a television show: no you do not

Everyone wants to pull the second lever, nobody wants to pull the first lever

I hate it when Her Dulcetness says I have to be reset

You do not have to hand it to fake Coles, btw

you may be full of doom and upset about it, but remember, if your doom runs out you will die

Claiming that all trans people are pro-genocide to defend your decision to watch Harry TERFer is an insane decision

demeter when her daughter goes missing

Dynasty Warriors is better than Dora the Explorer.

Get to posting! There are so many brand new sentences to be made!

Every now and then I'll get a random friend request from some completely random person on Discord who doesn't share any friends or servers as me. Like once every couple of months or so. Tonight I get two. Clearly a coordinated attack against me! Fuck you too, demons in the shadows!

Some of y'all* are evil *me

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

A bluesky dev blocking over 300k accounts because Attie the AI's feelings are more important than the entire human community

Xiahou Dun Art - Dynasty Warriors 4

if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate neurotypicals

me when I summon the horse of vengeance

sometimes i log onto this website and think that it's my sacred mission to make cursed postes to curse everyone who seems them

Gender-critical Kate Bush fans in digital media have ruined us.

alternative universe where I worded that post a little bit differently and got one more like

I'm 30 years old but I just edited a Wiki for the first time in my life, and even though my intentions were pure and everything turned out fine I feel like I'm about to go to prison for 70 years for it

it would be great if this website ACTUALLY WORKED

As a self-proclaimed expert on the matter (source: am wizard), I can answer this with a resounding "a little bit, I guess." In this essay I will (1/357)

OOOOOOOF

@realfollowers.bsky.social i'm not ready for this

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Oh right, the final episodes of Smiling Friends are out. It wasn't a show I was super about but still one I kept coming back to, so I should probably go give them a watch

Please, don't call me Mr. Gsteel. Mr. Gsteel was my father

"you're trying to start shit with me because i was being transphobic" yeah actually, because you suck! move over and make way for better people

i know basically no one owes me anything or needs to give me anything but abby and i got hit with some unexpected bills for the pigs this month and she's still not finding work. if anyone can help i'm @commiesamantha on venmo or i have paypal. literally anything helps.