Rapt turd

wanna see a midlife crisis

Not here, but there are a couple Facebook conversations I keep going back to. One in particular is when a dude wrote an essay about beating his meat on one of my posts to avoid admitting he was wrong.

This was such an interesting experience and made me think more about the space around film than the film itself.

Most likely to Google superlative

"Liked by system working as intended" is WILD Well, if I needed any affirmation, this is the one. I'm cackling my ass off. I needed that.

"Do you take Tylenol?" Is going to become a slur that we have to preemptively reclaim

you're not. you're not i bet.

🤘🏻 👀 💨 I should join the band 👀 🎸

amazing. they're so great

What if jimmy kimmel comes back all maga to keep his show

i’m joining autism

here's a little tune from a long time ago. "man of my dreams"

My autumnal dating advice is to bring a date a gourd in lieu of flowers. Not a pumpkin, a gourd. A weird, bumpy, gnarled one. uglier the better

wee man still fucking shreds cc: @redg187.bsky.social

Me telling people that I'm going to replay all the powerwash simulator spongebob levels for a 5th time:

saying “hon hon hon” to a french tgirl and immediately getting arrested

IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN

🥖🇫🇷🏳️ recognizes 🇵🇸 🥳

Back on my original account, Jean Luc Bacardi, I frequently had angry liberals and Zionists telling me variations of "shut the fuck up about American politics you're French" and I still think about that a lot. Like I literally had a PFP of Picard

🗺️ (made as reference for myself to learn from 👨🏻‍🎓)

millyrd martyrd

nobody who has ever used social media is getting raptured fyi

pusha t said drake was playing border patrol anyway ice man

😂😂😂😂

hi my name is sheev you seem pretty racist

super glue is the best thing in the world

jizztory has its pies on you

thinking about travel

was talkin to @delriolu.bsky.social and this fella showed up to briefly derail the conversation by sending me into 🤩-mode. this a great green bush-cricket! bout as big as a cigarette lighter. anyway. nothing happens in this. 🤩🫴🏻🫱🏻 🦗 🎧 "la femme d'argent," air, 1998

Don't do it

A modern-day Hamilton story would be infinitely more comprehensible to the average Blueskier if it cast Will Stancil in the title role

guilty of many crimes

it's funny when you know an internet friends real name but they're still their handle to you

changing a handle is like changing the lighting lol

i decided to become a sex symbol

Your “opposition party” folks!

the sun has no right going down at 7pm

wine all blessed sins absolved baby you a leper? no longer gotta crawl said euchanhave whateva you liiiike

The clouds looked awesome this evening.

damn girl don’t beat yourself up

it's on netflix 😀

Is anyone playing any spooky games? Looking for recommendations. I am currently playing Halloween forever. I am sure the neighbors can hear me swearing lol

Good thing everyone stopped using ai when I said something..

Not an argument per se, at least not on my end, but:

please help kate (if you can!) 💚

tell me about someone here you argued with in passing who you still think about sometimes.

IT’S MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY!!! #clikkieskyselfieday

whats up youtube i am drunk