slay or nay

they clockwork oranged me folks, like you wouldn't believe, they made me woke, it was terrible

me when Mormon old guys die

i give up on fucking man everyone wants to get married after 0.5 nanoseconds. everyone needs to chill tf out

built one of Joe Satriani's personal guitar amps for his upcoming tour which is p cool

post a random fact about yourself I have witnessed multiple cartel assassinations

the whole Palantir thing could have been avoided had we still been taught to be as scrupulous about giving out identifiable info online as much as we were in the y2k era

ok computer + okbuddyrslur

when you assassinate you make an ass out of I and Nate

here's me playing with a kea parrot

fav part of having awkward holiday visits w mormon parents is sneaking away to the slc aviary to make friends with every single birdy

“It turns out that banishing the slur from public discourse was, in fact, important. Because now it’s back and it turns out that it does matter when subtext becomes actual text, when terrible people enable open hatred and bigotry, encouraging others to emulate them, degrading us all.”

I need to stop being hard on myself. the only thing on me I want hard is my penis

all I want for Christmas is complete dissolution of my ego pleaaaaaassseeee god fuck

unhhhhhhhh~ I'm gonna jingle 😩😩😩

being autistic is just constantly being told you're either too quiet or too loud and annoying, often within minutes of each other

I wish I still had any positive feelings about christmas

I'm In Salt Lake City Bitch

they should make dude wipes for guys

bro I fear we may have mistaken the removal of suffering and inconvenience for the cultivation of joy and belonging dude

i had a hard conversation about my needs not being met and wasn't immediately and categorically rejected for my vulnerability. 👍 they have postponed my execution by firing squad

your boobs need to be unionized if they aren't already

everyone gotta make christmas about making the rich fear for their lives scrooge style istg

lol

don't talk to my coffee until or my son have had ever again

this season, give the gift of Poop

british humour be like "what if pimply pambles were actually fiffle-faffles"

“You make it look like there's a person coming out on stage who wants to appear very strong, but almost as soon as you hear them start to sing, you see how their face contorts and melts.” read the interview with Magick Flavour Station here www.discfive.com/magick-flavo...

fun math trick. take your age, subtract your age, and add your age - that's your age

if you want to build trust you ask ppl for what you need even tho they might say no and you accept their agency. if you demand validation you give yourself moral high ground to discard them if they disagree to your demands so you don't ever have to be uncomfortable with rejection

It really seems like “electable” means “someone who occupies a privileged position in the social hierarchy and espouses policies that won’t upset the donor class.”

being clingy and demanding isn't emotionally vulnerable actually bro

do other autistic ppl feel constantly taken advantage of?

big things coming!!! like a big penis coming for example

it's fundamentally broken friday! repost if you feel you are incapable of real human connection or don't understand how days work

crying in the club before work because curious george made an indoor habitat for his animal friends on my pet bird's tv

if you zoom in on my cells they are just miniature full sized versions of me. it's Jake all the way down

once I feel like my body belongs to me it's over for you mfs

it’s a great day to show me your boobs

OH MY GOD THE AI ANIMAL FARM IS MADE BY THE MORMON GUYS WHOSE AD AGENCY I WORKED AT ASDFGDGJGSS

did I ruin my hair by self cutting it in the middle of the night in a feverish haze?

i've fumbled so many times this year it's actually not even funny

my dick is medium but my heart is pure

medium dick swag (chorus: ooooOOOOooo medium dick swaAAAAaaag)

do they make you do a few rounds of interviews before an orgy

I need to move to a part of town where I can get out more so hot women or theys look my direction but not directly at me because they can sense my unstable sense of self and will dismember me

I need to get less cynical damn

just learned that you can apparently say no to things you don't want to do. the committee is watching with great interest, will report back