being a slut is more of a logistics thing than a mindset thing

before the internet, suburban parents would roll out a sheet of plastic with a hose in it so that their kids could slip and break their necks on the driveway. this was a traditional activity called “slip and slide”.

the froot loops toucan and the coco puffs bird have been fucking in rent by the hour motel nests (it's a pervert bird thing) for a decade and they're starting to wonder if maybe it's.... maybe.... could it be love

This is how all of Newsom's popularity with Blue MAGA works. He's so devoid of substance and sincerity that people can convince themselves he believes whatever they want him to believe, even when he says exactly the opposite. Just like MAGA Classic.

idk if you should be advertising your credentials here kleeb

"Come for Simon and you come for all of us." - The least intimidating group of people imaginable

Person with traceable online presence going back decades: "this Newsom character seems like bad news." Tomasina_Cats1965.bsky.social with @ pfp who has only ever posted one other time, six months ago, to say they have valid concerns about trans kids: "The right is at it again 🙄"

I guarantee this isn't his final statement on the matter.

Newsom supporters are demonic.

I am not going to discourage Will Stancil from doing the right thing, but this whole thing feels like the Simpsons episode where Homer is buddies with Flanders for one week and then goes back to hating him the next week.

good news! if you need or want to know what transphobic shit gavin newsom got up to with ben shapiro today but you don't hate yourself enough to go through his podcast, i do! 🏳️‍⚧️🧵here is a thread of clips for your immiseration

Truth is I've ignored Will Stancil for a very long time. But the people who've been following him know that his horrible behavior is indicative of more than just "bad takes." That's just the most common indicator of him being a sociopath.

Woooo! Pariah state, here we come bay-beeeee! All because a bunch of white supremacists got scared of pronouns and a Black guy doing the imperialism instead for less than a decade.

The REAL victims in MN are the Democratic Party grifters

its so true 😭

Among all the other idiocy in this comment, I think the idea of "greymailing" a political party by not voting for them stands out as the crap de la crap

I'm so fucking over these people and their 99% Hitler bullshit

Cis folks love calling us "crazy" more than they love listening to us when we tell them we won't vote for Nazi policies targeting our community.

Reminder: Troops are still deployed in NYC subways, under the Biden administration's direction, as ordered by Kathy Hochul, both Dems. The National Guard is in NYC subways supposedly to "fight crime," even though NYC crime is at close to historic lows🤡 1000 troops have been there since March 2024

It takes no imagination at all at to realize this regime is a bunch of Nazis living out their Nazi fantasies. Why would you need to imagine a foreign adversary anyway? White supremacy is as American as applie pie.

Don't take the bait, gentlemen!

I don’t think this guy knows many Jews because the way I find my fellow Jews in a crowded place is by yelling out “Stephen Miller” and seeing who boo’s the loudest

They're doing the things again

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Poon Walker

I genuinely do

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Public Enema

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Deaf Kennedys

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Kneecop

a non-zero number of pasty-faced ICE goons who are fully ancestry dot com-pilled about being like .0002% Irish will have their day sincerely, authentically ruined by this knowledge, and that makes it so beautiful to me

We Stan-cil

I've been using whole milk whenever I don't use plant milk for literally my entire life We weren't one of them weak-ass 2% households

the people’s dilbert issue #3

Anyone who can't stand Stancil should be cheering him on right now so that A) He posts less and B) We can all bury him in "I liked you better when you were chasing rogue federal agents" replies to his next stupid take

hey you know like every trans person on this site has had the insufferable 'erm me using they for you even after you say your pronouns is actually me not assuming gender, which makes me more woke than you' act done to death on us right? Like you're not doing anything interesting here just annoying.

"I know gassing babies isn't ideal, but it's important that you remain civil." Part of what makes this administration so sure of its choices and so easy with its abuses is that it knows Democrats will lie down for it, and softly rebuke their own voters for not taking abuse with greater equanimity.

"...everything i feared in 2010 about authoritarianism, the rise of nationalist movements across the world, the sprawling and more entrenched police and intelligence and military apparatus all over the world ... towards full blown genocide and ethnic cleansing in the US" - chelsea manning, 2018

Just a warning to everyone else saying "Don't give Trump an excuse!" This is how that works out.

we need reeducation camps

DEFINITELY a fed 👇

Fed 👇

Labour must stand down in order to avoid splitting the anti-Reform vote. It is the sensible, grown-up thing to do.

liberals get really upset if you say you won't vote for this guy lol

Instead of "Are we the baddies?" these fuckers are all, "Wooo! We're the baddies! Fuck yeah!"

They mean he raged out so hard he popped a blood vessel.

this is going to solve our problems, i'm sure of it.

people act like harris was the same as biden on trans rights but joe ,"there are at least three genders" biden actually talked about us and said things being done to us were weird and bad. and he won in a landslide rather than abandoning us. now suddenly respectable libs have "concerns" about us.

where are all those people with “Free Link” pfps?

Idk who made this but so I can’t give credit