Samantha Burns
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Rhaya Feoreil on FFXIV, WHM extraordinaire
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So I tried putting in Hanukkah candles into my fish menorah just to see what itād look like with candles in it⦠and itās incredibly bad. Who the fuck designed this? Lmao I started crying from laughing so hard over the realization that itās impossible to stop the 9th candle from colliding
about 2 years ago
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Yooooo just watched knives out and that is a fuckin good movie
about 2 hours ago
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Jazz is currently convinced Michael Caine died years ago lmao
about 4 hours ago
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Amelia made Jazzās bed for her By which I mean it was previously made, and she unmade it
about 4 hours ago
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Jazz has now experienced my momās weird uncanny ability to win every board game
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about 4 hours ago
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three wise negroes
about 9 hours ago
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didnāt believe me when i told her we fixed that until she literally visited and saw with her own eyes
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just saw some asshole who was constantly tailgating spit actual flames out of his tailpipe so That just happened
about 9 hours ago
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For reference, I went from an ill-fitting 40 H bra (which only the top half of my chest fit in, the other half hung out the bottom but wasnāt visible) To a 38 C Literally had 4 pounds removed from my chest lmfao
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about 10 hours ago
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A year ago vs now, around 7 months after my breast reduction
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about 16 hours ago
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ās dad is literally a cartoon, she just showed me a man-shaped hole in a wall where he apparently fell and DOVE (???) into the wall head-first???
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if it focuses on Tippy-Toe, I will be actually excited for this stupid film of course thereās zero shot itās gonna do that, but fuck it
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about 16 hours ago
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Catbus āļøšāļø
about 1 year ago
Cunk spittin Christmas cheer
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the Nazis literally tried to discover Atlantis because they thought Atlanteans were aryans and would prove German racial superiority Fascism has always been anti-intellectual and full of pseudoscience
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4 months ago
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Susan B. Shoppin for the holidays š
1 day ago
two things: 1) people are attributing this dipshit article to Sally Jenkins, when in fact she is just the dipshit who approvingly shared it, 2) "since they are Canadian, I would not rule out treachery" is entering my permanent vocab
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy
1 day ago
[I accidentally yet repeatedly slam my dick and balls in my car door] we canāt rule out Canadian Treachery
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I take back all my criticisms, this is an incredible article solely for this single sentence
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1 day ago
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you should post this in cut-out magazine/newspaper strips that would make it much better
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1 day ago
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Stella Sacco
1 day ago
So true, Sally. By the way, did you ever figure out where your mom went when she put her hands over her face?
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Chat: is it a good sign when the overtly white supremacist government manages to be under with white people
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2 days ago
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En š§ @ Hiatus
3 days ago
my wol shutting down the terminals in living memory
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also, they gave Avatar the fucking Harry Potter treatment which is *WILD* for a movie that, while popular, never seemed to overtake the cultural zeitgeist like Harry Potter did.
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3 days ago
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I mean Iāve seen the shit James Cameron has said about Lakota Sioux. why should I bother with watching what a white Canuck has to say about Indigenous people lol
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3 days ago
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If you start talking about āavatar detractorsā in the same way I hear Avakian cultists talk about how people smear Chairman Bob, Iām going to assume youāre in some weird Avatar cult.
3 days ago
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found the one guy that Disney made avatar land for
3 days ago
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Erin Biba
3 days ago
First of all, any large film franchise that youāre forced to hear about for literal decades is going to become so fucking annoying to some people it will receive derision. Second of all, itās racist and there are better ways to spend 1 billion actual dollars.
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A. Marmot š±
3 days ago
do not want to start a discourse but I don't think the franchise ever addressed the criticism Indigenous folks had of the first movie and hasn't since
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I mean Iāve seen the shit James Cameron has said about Lakota Sioux. why should I bother with watching what a white Canuck has to say about Indigenous people lol
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3 days ago
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Anna Bower
3 days ago
Per NY Timesās Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsiās email to her ā60 Minutesā colleagues in full:
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I thought this was a joke until Joel linked the fucking video
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3 days ago
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āļø Starshine
4 days ago
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Kernanator
about 1 year ago
AI "artist" complaining that people are stealing his work:
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the ālive laugh loveā-ness of a genuinely ominous and threatening phrase is so off-putting
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4 days ago
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4 days ago
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bro imagine dying because you tried to pick the Christmas parasite plant from the tree
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4 days ago
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lmfao someone really showed up as Pennywise the clown
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4 days ago
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bullying works lol
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4 days ago
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Playing a game where thereās a puzzle where youāve got to find where scholars quench their thirst, and Googleās AI overview was like āoh itās clearly a libraryā no you dumb bitch itās the dilapidated fountain that I assumed it was but needed help because the interactive part was underneath snow
4 days ago
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Just saw the wildest lifted truck that had like monster truck wheel-like height except it was just a normal truck
4 days ago
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Brendel
4 days ago
Itās so cold outside that I saw Candyman SPOONING with ZOHRAN MAMDANI
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Brendel
5 days ago
Itās so cold outside that I saw a stockbroker SPOONING with ZOHRAN MAMDANI
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oh finally, I can have a principled reason for not playing that game that isnāt just āI hate the Frenchā (which has been my actual reason for why Iāve not plaid that game)
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5 days ago
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I got replaced by a second dog lol
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5 days ago
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Amelia is currently in teddy bear mode
5 days ago
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My mom is going to have us play a game where she hands us (me, my dad, and I) a $25 gift card and instructs us to buy stocking stuffers for someone else using the gift card but it canāt be candy lmao
5 days ago
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My dad in the past week: -got a massive welt on his head from dropping something on it -ran a drill bit through his thumbās nail -tripped walking out of my front door and broke a toe or two (idk how many)
5 days ago
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Hesitantly re-enabling my Bluesky account but if I do much as get a whiff of BE stans being sent my way, Iām gonna disable again for safety, I donāt fuck around with my safety when it comes to legit Nazis
5 days ago
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Fucks sake, why is my girlfriend fighting with BE? I blocked that obnoxious fuck years ago for personal safety because he and his fans are doxxers and know no boundaries
6 days ago
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Bro I swear if the only color they have in is the obnoxious orange
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6 days ago
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Haha holy shit the AT&T store has the most pathetic American flag Iāve ever seen Thin blue line? Nah weāve got all the colors, including piss yellow and gray (corrections) IMAGINE NEEDING YOUR THIN GRAY LINE BECAUSE YOU ARE A CORRECTIONS OFFICER
6 days ago
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Getting a new phone today, last time I got a new phone I had to say goodbye to the headphone jack Today I have to say goodbye to the home button (I still wish they brought the headphone jack back so I didnāt need to use a converter
6 days ago
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about 1 year ago
ok so from what i can conclude from our ongoing conversation on the topic,
@cheesecakechik.bsky.social
seems to be doing some sort of jewish zwarte piet thing
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