Samantha Burns
@cheesecakechik.bsky.social
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Rhaya Feoreil on FFXIV, WHM extraordinaire
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I’m gonna start microdosing being bitten by infected fruit bats to make myself immune to Ebola.
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(((Brady Surface)))
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Frame it
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*does ten minutes of yard work* Great I’m somehow drenched head to toe in sweat
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What’s fun is it’s not on Tubi and the AI link takes you to 2018’s Hellraiser Judgement movie’s page So glad this is what appears at the top of the Google search results
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This shit’s gonna end up like Fyre festival with how fast all the music talent is dropping out lol
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about 2 hours ago
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There’s one angry fucking squirrel in my yard that was barking ontop of a tree at another squirrel, went to a bush a ways a way to continue barking at it, then went to a bush on the opposite side of the house to still bark at it. It’s been 20 minutes and it hasn’t stopped
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I'm Mr Blightside
1 day ago
me when its time to post music trivia
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one thing I’ve wondered about Hellraiser 2 is why is leviathan a big ol prism in the sky isn’t he supposed to be a sea monster
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Blanket is growing, about to run out of yarn in my current ball though so I’m gonna have to buy more lol
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about 23 hours ago
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1 day ago
A gay hairdresser doesn't know how poppers work?? I mean I get a physician wouldn't, they're morons, but a hairdresser? Stop the world I wanna get off!
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Will
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what the antisemites in this scenario fail to understand is that the jews having a moonbase gives them an immense tactical advantage over those on earth. rocks dropped from the moon have the power of 100s of nuclear bombs
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡
1 day ago
well well well, look who finally learned how to post
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕
1 day ago
theoretic question. do you think if the jews made a moonbase and lived there they would eat all the moon cheese? Or do you think the man on the moon would eat it first.
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daniel sieradski
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liberals have a problem personifying israel's problems in one politician and then declaring that if that one person is driven from politics, everything will go back to "normal." but there never was a normal because denying 5M under your rule their equality and rights for 80 years is not normal.
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The Space Pope
1 day ago
Skydiving into the Jewish moon base with the Christian baby.
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Return of the Cmonmacques
1 day ago
I love theoretic questions
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This woman’s brain is incredible (derogatory)
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Oh hell yeah, Brianna Wu has finally discovered a second use for the moon. In addition to weaponizing moon rocks for warfare It’s now useful for a thought experiment about if people would try to destroy the moon if we sent all the Jews to live there
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My doily is now fully dry!
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Can people please stop looking for reasons to praise Hitler? It’s getting ridiculous Fuck it I’m making a thread of shame for when I catch people doing it
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2 days ago
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incredible post, wish I made it
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2 days ago
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BOOKMARK FINISHED
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My favorite scene was when Pinhead told the other cenobites that they can’t touch the autistic girl because that would be ableist, and they can’t be ableist.
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It was fun because the entire time I was watching it, I was like “that main guy looks vaguely familiar… but I can’t place it” And it turns out he’s Garak on DS9
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3 days ago
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Once I add a tassel to this bookmark, maybe then it’ll stop looking like a maxi pad to people lol
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3 days ago
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If you ever want to possibly find people quoting Hitler, or a bot very unfortunately picking a Hitler quote to use, searching Adolf is the way to find it
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3 days ago
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sara
3 days ago
@cheesecakechik.bsky.social
you talking about BE got me started on reminiscing, and i just found this screenshot from when i talked smack about him and got hounded by a bunch of racist german children lmao
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elon musk being like: looking into this
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3 days ago
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After soaking the doily, then forgetting I had done that, then watching Hellraiser and doing other random shit, and then remembering, I’ve now blocked it lol
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3 days ago
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also, *gestures to Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen, Niger, etc*
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3 days ago
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I watched Hellraiser lol
3 days ago
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I am currently being outsmarted by Melody, aka this dog (photo from a while ago) Who knows I’m trying to pick her up so she can be brushed and also figured out I was sneaking around the closed off way of the house to try and trap her and is hiding in the room I was planning on blocking her from
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While pulling out my blocking mats, I found this completely finished doily that I forgot about that just needs to have the ends woven in and then needs to be blocked.
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3 days ago
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Time to block the bookmark! I technically plan to do two rounds of blocking. First is just water to stretch it out and then I’ll starch it.
3 days ago
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Amber
4 days ago
Cenobites: We can show you wondr- Jordan Peterson: UP YOURS, WOKE MORALISTS. LET'S SEE WHO TORTURES WHO
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There is no Buford, only Zuul
4 days ago
You can trust any medical advise Samantha gives you. She is a doctor, you see…
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Apparently BE called someone a goyslave. And yet this dipshit still has people arguing for him he’s not a Nazi? Well, granted it’s other Nazis who argue in his favor
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ComRAD❗️Soggle
4 days ago
Ch*rlie K*rk went out doing what he loved Cosplaying as a jelly donut thats been overfilled just a tad
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guys you don’t get it, his Reddit post history… plus he danced shirtless at a wedding! Anyways he regrets being a Blackwater merc
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פינחס יוסף מונד
4 days ago
Explain the joke, swine
@thebeaverton.com
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Getting closer to finishing it
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5 days ago
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The worst part of all of this is I’m having to defend bikes lol AND I’M A CRIPPLE WHO CAN’T USE A BIKE
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5 days ago
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Gas is over $4 a gallon now here in Texas It’s so joever
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5 days ago
What the fuck does that have to do with the argument you're making that people can draw CSAM drawings? I haven't even heard of the book "Lolita".
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HEY THEY STOLE MY JOKE
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5 days ago
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HALLMARK WENT WOKE, THEY HAD A PRO-VACCINE ADVERT GAHHHHHH IM GONNA GO DO A BLEACH ENEMA IM SO MAD
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👍- the emoji in question
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6 days ago
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OH SHIT RLM HAS A VIDEO ON IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS?? ooooh
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6 days ago
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Like there could not be a bigger (((echo))) around “the Epstein class” or AIPAC here if you tried.
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6 days ago
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Me when the man with the Nazi tattoo isn’t a Nazi and it’s fuckin (((AIPAC))) pulling the strings to benefit (((the Epstein class))) by telling you he is
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