Proud to announce our unnamed tech partners tracked the cell phone locations of hundreds of thousands of people without their knowledge or consent

is… is he trying to be Justin Trudeau

Showing I definitely know my Jewish lore by shouting “NEXT YEAR IN JERUSALEM” at anyone who looks vaguely Italian

I love playing the Jewish holiday drinking game, because you gotta take a shot every time a gentile thinks menorahs are associated with literally every Jewish holiday

lmao, love having a representative (for New York, no less!) post this incredible

It’s always fun watching stuff go through the ugly duckling phase in water color

More progress

Jimmy Kimmel should start his monologue with: “I lived bitch! The same cannot be said for noted dead man, Charlie Kirk.”

A friend recognized the entertainment potential of the big AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT graphic but replaced Kennedy’s face with a much better alternative:

I just tried to put cheerios in the fridge so uhhhh

Nintendo has the chance to do something really funny

ICE is so fucked up they unironically made the police look good in this story. Because they returned the girl to her family. ICE returned a few days later and detained the father regardless, unfortunately

Shana Tova, everyone!

oh cool I can go back to hating Jimmy Kimmel again sweet

Nothing like having a random bout of rigidity in your legs! ahahaha I hate it it’s been going on for about three days now

me when I’m trying to understand Christian stuff, like Jesus:

Fuckin fantastic concert. What a great time. (The character rankings for the poll was 1. Krobus 2. Grandpa 3. Sebastian)

Lmao I see a Harvey cosplay, a Willy cosplay, a hat mouse cosplay, a grandpa cosplay, multiple Juninho outfits. Possibly a second Willy cosplay or that dudes facial hair is literally just naturally Willy’s

Things my dad has asked because he decided to go to this despite never playing the game: “Why is there an ice rink?” (Referring to the town center for the Easter egg hunt) “How old is this game? There’s cutscenes and then gameboy graphics” (It was after the saloon mini game songs were played)

Woo!!!

YOOOO THEYVE GOT STARDEW VALLEY MERCH YESSSSS

heading to the Stardew Valley Symphony of Seasons concert tonight! Lmao

Was term searching for mute lists and did “Ashke-Nazi” and found this post and immediately burst out laughing

>major religion >lists Judaism hell yeah, we’re getting over-represented again. LFG In literally no accurate way can Judaism be construed as a major religion. 15 million or so people is not significant lmao

Now, eight years after the collapse of his public image, it might be time to revisit Weinstein’s case. Was his cancellation a product of a fleeting era when people spoke earnestly about “safe spaces” and “sexual assault” - a time when the left, not the right, was doing the cancelling?

TIL that this “Blacks rule” graffiti was not a curb your enthusiasm bit, which I honest to god thought it was this entire time

some other reviews for random other bars I found before stumbling across the one in the quoted post

I engaged in my favorite pastime, which is find random bars with terrible Yelp reviews, and I think I hit a goldmine with one in particular. The dance instructor at this bar is uhh the focus of almost every review here. And there’s A LOT of reviews too

smh it’s a terrible day to be someone who can only speak like Sephiroth

anyways if you have any better suggestions, she literally told me to ask Bluesky for help lol

My mom wanted suggestions for group costumes for fifth graders but apparently mine suck, which I beg to differ: 1. Favorite defunct menu item from GarfieldEATS 2. Variations of Joe Cool 3. Wario versions of Mario characters that don’t have a Wario version 4. Favorite Garfield comic strip

“A second Hitler quote has just hit JK Rowling’s timeline”

Been working on it a little bit more but not much lol

Psh, my fridge already pushes scam adverts onto me and it’s not even a smart fridge

ugh today is an awful day to be a Jimmy Kimmel hater. fucks sake now I’ve got to support the asshole

to anyone who plans to sign up their name, I just want you to know that I’m the wallet inspector and I demand to see your wallet

This was what we did previously in watercolor

Lmao welp that was 2 hours worth of watercolor.

Been painting a wagon of pumpkins today, progress is slow but steady lol

I literally made this post solely because I thought it was funny to list “Yelgrun from Deep Space Nine” as one of the very few people I recognized

incredible

The Coachella lineup is looking crazy. At least when I remove everyone I’ve not heard of. We’ve got: -that woman I see in the headlines I think -Justin Bieber -the international police organization?? -Yelgrun from Deep Space Nine

The Coachella lineup is looking crazy. At least when I remove everyone I’ve not heard of. We’ve got: -that woman I see in the headlines I think -Justin Bieber -the international police organization?? -Yelgrun from Deep Space Nine

does this include Jordan Peterson’s book where he describes his grandma dream? (Google “Jordan Peterson grandma dream” if you have 0 clue what I’m talking about, this is not a joke.)

In case you want to be like “ok she has a point” in regards to Candace Owens, here’s a little thread to remind you that she is so antisemitic that other antisemites, like Nick Fuentes, have told her to chill because it’s a bad look.

I made a new friend today lmao (Second post shows the kind of posts they made that are why I put them on an antisemites list lol)

Update on that one cross stitch I’ve been working on!

I made a new mutelist for people who push Khazar shit and similar racial nonsense, and was going through and searching “Khazar” to find accounts doing that, and then came across this old post of mine lmao