Side note: despite having not played in almost half a year, I still managed to accurately predict when Alfira would visit and managed to save her in my honor mode durge run

Not me accidentally clicking the wrong dark urge dialogue and getting a line about necrophilia unexpectedly lmao

Bunch of dogs were howling tonight and those idiots don’t get that it’s just an enlarged moon, not a full moon. smh can’t believe wokeness killed howling at the moon like this

That’s great that this is just a procedural move I’m sure everyone about to go without food for at least the next 48 hours will be comforted in that knowledge that they’re only going hungry because of procedure, not any personal vendetta

yeah when you start saying things like how racial stereotypes are all based in truth and that Jews are smarter, Black people are less intelligent, darker skin means higher libido, etc… That tends to make you an outcast because you’re a literal freak, go away

INCREDIBLE ACTUALLY INCREDIBLE

I’m actually dying from laughter right now

I can’t believe my favorite app (RIP) would do this to me

help I’m being watched

me seeing someone blame Israel on Russia sending the Zionist Russian bolsheviks over there to settle yeah I’m not, I’m not touching that one lmao

lets fuckin go, dude literally was like “how can I make myself into a supervillain” and picked the most Lex luthor-ass shit possible

Wait does this technically make Trump better on climate change than Biden lmao

man who used to be an Armenian genocide denier and named his org after the perpetrators is now against “cancelling” Nazis and Nazi-adjacent people

literally anytime he pops up, it’s for saying something mind numbingly bad

they should give it to Qatar, in true FIFA fashion

Yo I’m feeling so pumped by Mamdani’s win that I’m about to start a brand new BG3 campaign because fuck it

libbing out so hard i eat a point of molly

the real take I needed on it was Fartlow’s

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Mandani: Too many among us have turned to the right for answers to why they've been left behind . We will leave mediocrity in our past. No longer will we have to open a history book for proof that Democrats can dare to be great.

it’s been so long since someone’s not just done their best “Obama giving a speech” impression

there’s nothing more Jewish than celebrating the downfall of your enemies lol

as a Jew who lives in Texas, this is bad advice lol

MAMDANI: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name ...."

banger cover & i hope you lucky mfs in NYC get a physical copy to frame as art

Cuomo: "Congratulations to Zohran Mandami [sic]—" (crowd boos loudly) "No, that's not right. That is not right, and that is not us."

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE CUOMO PARTY IM CRYINGGGGG

They are currently playing Africa by Toto while a bunch of white people look uncomfortable and mill about

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayor’s race.

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

LET’S FUCKIN GO ITS NEVER BEEN MORE JOEVER FOR CUOMO FUCK YEAH MAMDANI

C’mon Mamdani!

Report:

LETS GO FAIRFAX COUNTY, LETS FUCKIN GO. I may no longer live there but 🫡

Mea Culpa Yousa Culpa

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

He needs a majority tonight. Like a real majority because he needs a mandate to push these democrats to participate in a vision of an affordable New York.

committing voter fraud by voting in the NYC election for Mamadani just to mark myself as a stupid Jew 🫡

meanwhile the words: "Every time one of these murderers dies w/o having faced consequences for the massacres they ordered, the lives they destroyed, the societies they razed to the ground I realize how far we are from a world with justice. Rest in hell Dick Cheney. Your legacy is death." 🔥🔥🔥

One was literally funding for Parkinson’s research but I still voted no because have they considered I *like* having early onset Parkinson’s???

It could literally be an amendment where “this is to give every child a puppy and make them smile” and I’d still vote no because I ain’t trusting any Texan amendment lmao

Time to do my duty as a citizen and vote no on literally every amendment being proposed today 🫡

ok so today, she revealed her dad fought in WWII and one year for Halloween, she wore a kimono to go as a choir girl ???? that her dad brought back from fighting the Japanese ????

*gasps* omg it’s his aloof wife NYPost is in shambles rn

Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw. "Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks. Lairmore won't confirm. "I did not go back to collect it," he says.

First post I saw today was about Dick Cheney being dead and so hey that’s a fun way to wake up before going to watercolor

Dick Cheney died before he got a chance to endorse Andrew Cuomo 😭😭😭