Yooooo just watched knives out and that is a fuckin good movie

Jazz is currently convinced Michael Caine died years ago lmao

Amelia made Jazz’s bed for her By which I mean it was previously made, and she unmade it

Jazz has now experienced my mom’s weird uncanny ability to win every board game

@cheesecakechik.bsky.social didn’t believe me when i told her we fixed that until she literally visited and saw with her own eyes

just saw some asshole who was constantly tailgating spit actual flames out of his tailpipe so That just happened

For reference, I went from an ill-fitting 40 H bra (which only the top half of my chest fit in, the other half hung out the bottom but wasn’t visible) To a 38 C Literally had 4 pounds removed from my chest lmfao

A year ago vs now, around 7 months after my breast reduction

@cheesecakechik.bsky.social’s dad is literally a cartoon, she just showed me a man-shaped hole in a wall where he apparently fell and DOVE (???) into the wall head-first???

if it focuses on Tippy-Toe, I will be actually excited for this stupid film of course there’s zero shot it’s gonna do that, but fuck it

Cunk spittin Christmas cheer

the Nazis literally tried to discover Atlantis because they thought Atlanteans were aryans and would prove German racial superiority Fascism has always been anti-intellectual and full of pseudoscience

two things: 1) people are attributing this dipshit article to Sally Jenkins, when in fact she is just the dipshit who approvingly shared it, 2) "since they are Canadian, I would not rule out treachery" is entering my permanent vocab

[I accidentally yet repeatedly slam my dick and balls in my car door] we can’t rule out Canadian Treachery

I take back all my criticisms, this is an incredible article solely for this single sentence

you should post this in cut-out magazine/newspaper strips that would make it much better

So true, Sally. By the way, did you ever figure out where your mom went when she put her hands over her face?

Chat: is it a good sign when the overtly white supremacist government manages to be under with white people

my wol shutting down the terminals in living memory

also, they gave Avatar the fucking Harry Potter treatment which is *WILD* for a movie that, while popular, never seemed to overtake the cultural zeitgeist like Harry Potter did.

I mean I’ve seen the shit James Cameron has said about Lakota Sioux. why should I bother with watching what a white Canuck has to say about Indigenous people lol

If you start talking about “avatar detractors” in the same way I hear Avakian cultists talk about how people smear Chairman Bob, I’m going to assume you’re in some weird Avatar cult.

found the one guy that Disney made avatar land for

First of all, any large film franchise that you’re forced to hear about for literal decades is going to become so fucking annoying to some people it will receive derision. Second of all, it’s racist and there are better ways to spend 1 billion actual dollars.

do not want to start a discourse but I don't think the franchise ever addressed the criticism Indigenous folks had of the first movie and hasn't since

I mean I’ve seen the shit James Cameron has said about Lakota Sioux. why should I bother with watching what a white Canuck has to say about Indigenous people lol

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

I thought this was a joke until Joel linked the fucking video

AI "artist" complaining that people are stealing his work:

the “live laugh love”-ness of a genuinely ominous and threatening phrase is so off-putting

bro imagine dying because you tried to pick the Christmas parasite plant from the tree

lmfao someone really showed up as Pennywise the clown

bullying works lol

Playing a game where there’s a puzzle where you’ve got to find where scholars quench their thirst, and Google’s AI overview was like “oh it’s clearly a library” no you dumb bitch it’s the dilapidated fountain that I assumed it was but needed help because the interactive part was underneath snow

Just saw the wildest lifted truck that had like monster truck wheel-like height except it was just a normal truck

It’s so cold outside that I saw Candyman SPOONING with ZOHRAN MAMDANI

It’s so cold outside that I saw a stockbroker SPOONING with ZOHRAN MAMDANI

oh finally, I can have a principled reason for not playing that game that isn’t just “I hate the French” (which has been my actual reason for why I’ve not plaid that game)

I got replaced by a second dog lol

Amelia is currently in teddy bear mode

My mom is going to have us play a game where she hands us (me, my dad, and I) a $25 gift card and instructs us to buy stocking stuffers for someone else using the gift card but it can’t be candy lmao

My dad in the past week: -got a massive welt on his head from dropping something on it -ran a drill bit through his thumb’s nail -tripped walking out of my front door and broke a toe or two (idk how many)

Hesitantly re-enabling my Bluesky account but if I do much as get a whiff of BE stans being sent my way, I’m gonna disable again for safety, I don’t fuck around with my safety when it comes to legit Nazis

Fucks sake, why is my girlfriend fighting with BE? I blocked that obnoxious fuck years ago for personal safety because he and his fans are doxxers and know no boundaries

Bro I swear if the only color they have in is the obnoxious orange

Haha holy shit the AT&T store has the most pathetic American flag I’ve ever seen Thin blue line? Nah we’ve got all the colors, including piss yellow and gray (corrections) IMAGINE NEEDING YOUR THIN GRAY LINE BECAUSE YOU ARE A CORRECTIONS OFFICER

Getting a new phone today, last time I got a new phone I had to say goodbye to the headphone jack Today I have to say goodbye to the home button (I still wish they brought the headphone jack back so I didn’t need to use a converter

ok so from what i can conclude from our ongoing conversation on the topic, @cheesecakechik.bsky.social seems to be doing some sort of jewish zwarte piet thing