i cannot find my Giant Container of M&Ms and I am absolutely not responding to this with the grace and dignity expected of my office.

Guys you're not going to believe this but "I'll just take a quick nap and then get up to finish everything I want to do before bed" worked out just as poorly last night as the past four

Great news, one of the characters on FBI Most Wanted is a lesbian so I have someone to be emotionally invested in.

Okay but what's going to be my load-bearing emotional support apparatus tomorrow

Philly with Greggy x

There should at minimum be a way to ban weight-loss drugs from streaming ads. Show me more ads, I don't care, but I do not need to see this.

My mom does not seem to understand why it is a bad idea to tell me, a person with an actual clinical diagnosis of obsessive compulsive disorder, that I don't check my phone enough and will miss important information because of this.

there’s a reason they have a whole section on the list

LRP I really really really needed to hear that today. Sometimes doing brave stuff for family feels inadequate when so many people are out there doing way braver stuff for everyone.

If you are caring for and cherishing and protecting someone that capitalism sees as disposable You are on the front lines already.

Sometimes FBI feels like I slipped back into a DARE lecture in sixth grade.

There should be a way to coordinate both within and between streaming services so that multiple shows that interact with each other could be put in a playlist without having to manually do it EVERY TIME.

Labeling anti-ICE protests in Minneapolis as "Soros-backed" is antisemitic, insofar as it imagines an all-powerful Jewish puppet master in control. But more than that, it reflects such a poverty of spirit. They can't imagine a city that rises up in genuine solidarity to defend their vulnerable.

I’m a firm believer that with SHIN GODZILLA returning to theaters, Toho should also re-release the figurines of the kaiju giving apologetic press conferences.

At some point people need to realize conservatives have actual beliefs and values they uphold regardless of what liberals do and are not reverse marionettes who are subject to liberal control

Unfortunately every time the weather is like this I turn into Lorelai Gilmore in "Love and War and Snow"

I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead. It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut. No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.

In therapy this week it came up that given how every part of my life was arbitrarily dictated until I was in college, including when I could and could not sleep, at some level me taking naps is recognizing and accepting the validity of my own agency. So my napping is basically mental health praxis.

#TheTraitorsUS Kristen Kish is so hot.

Today's SVU episode taught us that Olivia Benson still has a collection of Dire Straits cassettes and Amanda Rollins still wants a Cabbage Patch doll and Chi McBride is still very handsome and also Renee Curry is proficient with power tools. Valuable insight all around.

Look no offense to the Laws and/or Orders but if Chi McBride is going to be involved in a murder there should also be pie

I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

House got todrick'd

Wait all this time I've been annoyed at people posting giant blocks of text and I (and my extremely normal way of posting many short messages) was the problem all along????

They should turn the BB house into an AirBnB and let people pay THEM for the experience of being broadcast 24/7.

I can't figure out if this episode of FBI was supposed to be bashing leftists or liberals but either way pretty fucking bold stance to have the protagonist disillusioned because the ideals she believed in were just propaganda when you're literally a show called FBI

People assume things like this are shitposts but I just avoided stepping near the pile of knives and scissors, and in the process managed to cut my toe on a plastic wrapper which as best I can tell has no sharp edges whatsoever.

A buddy in MN shared a drawing a classmate of his kid made. They've been making thank you notes for parents who have volunteered to carpool them to school so their own parents don't have to risk waiting out by the bus stop.

guys Pussie Le’Queur is gone 😭 her account got suspended!

For non-German speakers: “Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”

For a show whose male lead is a Muslim man, FBI is really bad at recognizing the points he's saying as actual factual truths.

I cannot believe #BBSky is overlapping with Pets of BSky. It's the crossover no one wanted. It's like this website is #TheTraitorsUS and Pussie Le'Queur is Michael Rappaport.

Someone should create a mathematical formula to help me figure out how late I need to stay up so that I can both sleep through the night and be up for tomorrow's TV.

I don't think the grocery store understands how amazingly brave I am being in buying a different brand of challah than normal. (They haven't had the right brand the last few times I've come by. When this happened a few years ago, it was when my previous preferred brand stopped being sold entirely.)

Me 99% of the time: Nothing can motivate me to go to the grocery store. Me when I have support group in 30 minutes: I think if I do not have fresh bananas immediately I may wither away and die of lack of whatever nutrients bananas have.

When I woke up briefly at 4 AM today, I learned that the FBIs are split across different streaming services, and it is apparently very difficult for me to move past this anger.

As someone who has watched Stick It a frankly unreasonable number of times, I am uniquely suited to understand wanting to let Missy Peregrym do whatever she wants, but that is why I am not in charge of anything at the FBI.

I am in a standoff with my streaming services where they think that freezing every 30 seconds will make me get out of bed to watch on a TV like a normal person or at least fix the wifi, but I lived through the days when it took hours to download a 10-minute clip and buffering doesn't scare me.

Depressing news reported at @lgbtqnation.com: Publishers are “stepping back” from LGBTQ+ books amid bans & the current GOP president www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/publ... #kidlit #queerkidlit #lgbtq #booksky

Housekeeping note: I've upgraded my Complete Laws and/or Orders Spreadsheet (currently 1434 episodes) to include the FBIs (currently 331 episodes). Haven't started One Chicago but I figure it's only a matter of time. No one is proud right now. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen *Everyone has stories like this*

Hello and welcome to another episode of "yes I can tell I'm bleeding but I can't tell where or how or why." There is as always a 30% chance that the blood is actually ink.

Sometime it's hard to be the Responsible Adult but I took all of my dad's Dilbert merch away from him and I don't regret it. Who knows what parts are contagious

Are the new #Survivor50 portraits supposed to look like bad AI?

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

I'm sorry but anyone who jumps into the Heated Rivalry discourse by framing the conflict as "straight women vs queer men" should be forced to read at least three articles talking about queer women's relationship with queer media.

This full video is absolutely incredible, and proof that both Jack McCoy and Sam Waterston are masters of their respective crafts. I would commit actual crimes for anyone from New Class to come even CLOSE to this level of intelligence and passion. Hugh Dancy could do it if they let him try.

#StrangerThings I realized this morning that I have no idea if "conformity gate" is a reference to Watergate or to Vecna's gates. This is not me asking, I just want everyone to be proud of me for not knowing.

i hope all the people resisting ICE on the ground know how fucking inspiring they are. minneapolis right now, and chicago and LA and charlotte and DC and portland before them, you’re setting the blueprint for the future battles sure to come. thank you.