Today's face pain is at "can't watch TV because of the noise" levels and I do in fact take this as a personal attack.

ASHLEY WON PART 2!!

Last I checked no one was accusing ICE agents of killing Christian children for their blood as an essential ingredient in Passover matzah.

Big Brother has fan engagement that producers would kill for. Fans stay up all night, promote the show on socials, watch both feeds & broadcasts, and remember everything you show them. It's baffling why CBS and advertisers don't build everything around that. Endless wasted chances. Lazy. #BB27

#bb27 Even when I expect nothing from Julie I'm still disappointed

BALTIMORE (AP) — Sinclair will resume airing 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' on its ABC affiliates, ending blackout in dozens of cities.

Why call Big Brother a social strategy game if the social strategy is always ignored or dismissed. Morgan is getting treated like she’ll win SOLELY bc of comp wins, not bc of her social maneuvering. Ashley is getting treated like she’s done nothing despite her effective social maneuvering. Idk #bb27

Me, every evening: Maybe I won't need to take anything tonight! Me, every night when I should be sleeping, when my muscles are doing weird things: Well I think we've all learned a valuable lesson here. [repeat, no lesson learned]

#bb27 If I was expecting Taylor and got Cody I think I'd sue.

The new seasons start in 38 minutes and I haven't come up with hashtag for keeping track of reactions to all the Laws and/or Orders for seasons 25/27/maybe6.

#TAR38 "some of Big Brother's favorite contestants" feels like false advertising.

CHOTINER: these people, they can be dangerous PROFESSOR X: so can anyone, but yes CHOTINER: training is important PROFESSOR X: it's critical CHOTINER: let's talk about the danger room PROFESSOR X:

#bb27 Kelsey has had significantly more influence on this season than Zae or Amy.

#Survivor49 Sometimes the part of Survivor that's a social experiment is seeing how quickly people cave to the societal biases that are easier to accept than confront. Sorry you guys don't appreciate the value of a dyke in every situation :(

CHOTINER: You enjoy a late night snack. ME: *chuckles* guilty as charged CHOTINER: You mentioned previously that plums are a favourite. ME: Oh. This. CHOTINER: Straight out of the icebox. ME: I can assure you that I was not aware that they were for breakfast. CHOTINER: okay, but this note...

Maybe I'll say, since lotsa ppl are asking, that they've told me it's okay to email [email protected], if you'd like. I don't know if there's any hope for returning in some other form! That would be nice. But if nothing else, I'd like it if the creative team got their flowers.

The Hulu price increase is a dick move in general but the Hulu price increase to $11.99 also hitting the specific "$.99/month for the first year" promotion they have on Black Friday every year just feels unnecessarily stupid.

This motherfucker is defending Tucker Carlson and far right Christian white nationalists and pushing deicide nonsense that motivated centuries of pogroms & has the nerve to try to use Israel committing genocide in 2025 to justify repeating antisemitic bullshit from the Middle Ages about *all Jews*?

The only good thing about Shaun King's full mask-off antisemitism is that realizing Shaun King supporting "Jews killed Jesus" crap must be the number one way to encourage non-shitty people to denounce it.

#bb27 The difference between Morgan comp beasting it to the end and basically any other player in the past few years who's comp beasted it to the end is that Morgan is comp beasting AND strategic AND providing messy drama. Comp beasting is fine if you're entertaining.

Morgan won the final veto!

On Rosh Hashanah, which begins our thinking about repentance and atonement, it seems particularly apt to point out how much this is a Christian framework. (The word "grace" is the most blatant.) When one side always gets to take and one side always has to give, there is no real quest for progress.

So as someone who still thinks of American Girl dolls as complements to historical fiction with end notes, this is terrible, but as an in universe creation this would be superb. (I assume $600 is less exorbitant in Oz.) toybook.com/american-gir...

("Saw Empire Records too many times" voice) You love GWAR. Why don't you join the band?

Propaganda I'm not falling for: there was someone in the house named zae #bb27

Lately I've found that a lot of my explanations for how various Law & Order issues will end up working out is "eventually Dick Wolf will die but I'll still be alive and vengeful"

#bb27 The finale airs in six days and we still have 4 people in the house. Some people have no barometer for what "boring endgame"really means

Tikhleh shanah ve-killeloteha! Let the old year begone — with all its curses! Let the New Year begin — with all its blessings. Shana Tovah.

Sept 22nd 2004 - Oceanic Airlines Flight 815, carrying 324 passengers, deviated from its original course and disappeared over the Pacific Ocean. 📺📆 Lost (2004) #Lost

Velocirapture

I mean personally I'd much rather hang out with an autistic child doing their own thing than with an allistic adult trying to convince me that that kid being different makes them a trial to be endured. If anyone is doing a survey.

Shanah Tovah, New York City. Here's to a sweet and hopeful New Year.

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

like, idk why you would not spin this disney shit into a “hey, didn’t it feel good to not feel powerless for a minute? doesn’t it make you wonder what else you’re capable of?” instead of jumping right into “THIS IS ALL MEANINGLESS AND WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE.”

I am so grateful to not have to give a shit what Shaun King thinks about literally a thing.

Disney temporarily removed Jimmy Kimmel so that they'd never have to backtrack on their choice- they saw it as a neutral step. What they learned this week is that nobody else saw it that way.

Kimmel is back on Tuesday: DISNEY: "We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday."

#bb27 Checking to see if Keanu's gone just to see a flood of "he's still here?" posts. Love you bbsky.

everyone should try and ship a rarepair at least once in their life. it is very fulfilling work. no fretting about numbers. just pure being unhinged about your favourite characters kissing. you appreciate every kudo and comment because the max capacity of interactions you'll ever hit is 10

Publicly noting that I took half a muscle relaxant at 1:06 AM so that I don't do what I did last night and start second-guessing.

THIS IS SO ASMODEUS CODED #BB27

#bb27 Will's voiceover from the beyond... amazing.

#bb27 Every time people act like Morgan and Vinny are on the same level I become more of a defensive Morgan stan. I DIDN'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN.

no matter what this will always be our first bbsky season and i wouldn’t have it other way! we broke the app, pissed off every other person, summoned a demon into the house, remained trending for like over half the season, and watched a cheatmance blossom. we deserved this insanity #bb27

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

IMPORTANT ADDENDUM I was told to take half a pill, and if I don't feel anything within an hour, take the other half. I do not feel anything yet but that may be because I took the half pill about 2 minutes ago.

Today I also got a cervical pillow that my mom had in storage from when we couldn't get my dad to use it (already-purchased pillows are FREE) and my head cannot figure out how to fit on it. Like I'm checking diagrams here.

i'm stuck on the analysis that conservative media functions as a hyperreal simulacrum so that whenever anything real real (one of the fonts of hyperreal getting made dead) punches through it all just goes especially crazy

People talk shit about Disney Adults, and often justifiably, but while I've definitely found many people in the Disney community who are right-wing or aggressively "apolitical", there are also plenty who are marginalized and even more who are speaking up for what's right within the community.