Just saw a post referring to PFT as “a Dropout comedian” and

Grown men acting as if male kittens getting fixed is somehow a sad thing: why are you like this (rhetorical)

God, how fucking embarrassing for every writer in that room. How did you write Daniel Craig becoming a 00 in Casino Royale? Why that is simply impossible since Bond was already a 00 in the film before!!!!!

Chiming in, along with everyone else, to remind you to please talk about survivors as survivors, as people who experienced something horrible when they were very young and are still around to hear you talk about it, rather than as punchlines or points scored.

Oh god, surely we can't ALREADY be starting the giving Tuesday emails.

I optimistically call him our future Nuremberg defendant #uspoli

I can’t speak in public about the day that particular photoshoot first dropped But the real ones know #LRP

Interesting

I never know what to do with the “how did you learn to read” discussion because as far as I’ve ever been told no one ever taught me. My parents read to me, and I memorized stories, and then I started reading words myself.

Coolcoolcoolcool

Snow? ???

oh no starbucks's biggest sales day of the year is this week... 😏

Is it actually possible that so many people call 311 to ask about alternate side parking that it is a really good use of time to auto-play that message up front for ALL 311 calls?

Just realized Lucy Pevensie is the assistant or whatever at the American ambassador’s estate in the first two seasons. #TheDiplomat

Same in New York. Deliberately locking yourself out of a primary vote is not smart. It’s removing yourself as a political entity and refusing to use one of the easiest political levers you have. Nor is your party registration a statement of your deep soul. It’s a strategic political choice.

We have updated our call script so you can let your Senators know how you feel about this (TERRIBLE) deal they just advanced... 👉🏽 5calls.org/issue/federa...

I am so annoyed with this show #BrilliantMinds

okay I’m logging off to think about fanfic and you should too

I haven’t had side effects with this round of vax (nova flavor), except for the most noticeable injection site bruise I think of any so far. Not soreness, just bruise. Odd.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE BAN THE FUCKING GAMBLING AGAIN

Any actor who can act that well BY THEMSELF, without anyone to react to, is a genius

👋🏻🙅💃🏻

This how I find out I have a son??

Watched the first two #Pluribus episodes. Absolutely in, amazing work by Rhea Seehorn, many questions to be answered as the season goes on I hope.

And the rap videos honestly were a plus for me 🤣

A good day to remember Rosalind Franklin, who died far too young and unacknowledged.

I changed the rude setting to “warn” to test what it’s been catching and uh so far I haven’t noticed a single post being labeled. So that post about how it was hiding everything might uh have been scare-mongering.

If you haven’t seen that traveling exhibition on HUAC and the Hollywood blacklist that was last at the New York HISTORICAL!! I do recommend it. Don’t actually know where else it might be going. Anyway we’re living it so also that.

👀❄️

This was FUN. Thanks to Ed and everyone at TM for the tour of the house & grounds youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ

What's going on with Wyndham and Ticketmaster, anyway

LOL acquittal

OK this follow-up is good to know

For everyone who missed the story last week…

Oh boy they could clean up with those shirts What’s the finance rule on merch now that he’s elected

It wasn't easy at all, Bill, but we did it. theonion.com/de-blasio-we...

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.

Hell to the yeah

TURNT OUT

LOVE TO SEE IT #uspoli

👀❤️ #uspoli

HUGE. Important first result tonight. Decision Desk has called Virginia governor for Spanberger. election-night.decisiondeskhq.com/date/2025-11...

Hi if you’re working for justice and striving for a better world you can do one small but hugely impactful thing: WEAR A MASK WHEN YOU GO TO VOTE You will protect yourself and you will also protect all the vulnerable people around you who are literally risking their lives to make their voices count

I am so pissed off about this. We were getting some nice things and now good luck ever getting this back. If we pull out of this skid I feel like DirectFile is going to be 1847478282nd on the list of things to be fixed. But simply pitting up with the Democrat would have kept it growing.

OK but how can anyone cast Rory Kinnear as a prime minister ever again Like ever, ever again

Acaster will be at the Beacon 2/4/26 - has he announced other cities too?

Congrats to all who ran and also Jesus Christ why did I come back to my neighborhood tonight

I’m ready to enter our “the mayor is younger than me” era