Ahab
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'Anything you say will be broadcast to literally PEOPLE.'
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Wellā¦I am here!
over 2 years ago
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Just saw a post referring to PFT as āa Dropout comedianā and
about 2 hours ago
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Grown men acting as if male kittens getting fixed is somehow a sad thing: why are you like this (rhetorical)
about 18 hours ago
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God, how fucking embarrassing for every writer in that room. How did you write Daniel Craig becoming a 00 in Casino Royale? Why that is simply impossible since Bond was already a 00 in the film before!!!!!
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about 24 hours ago
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DILF: DID I LEAVE FEMINISM is out now
about 24 hours ago
Chiming in, along with everyone else, to remind you to please talk about survivors as survivors, as people who experienced something horrible when they were very young and are still around to hear you talk about it, rather than as punchlines or points scored.
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Oh god, surely we can't ALREADY be starting the giving Tuesday emails.
1 day ago
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I optimistically call him our future Nuremberg defendant
#uspoli
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1 day ago
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I canāt speak in public about the day that particular photoshoot first dropped But the real ones know
#LRP
1 day ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
1 day ago
Interesting
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I never know what to do with the āhow did you learn to readā discussion because as far as Iāve ever been told no one ever taught me. My parents read to me, and I memorized stories, and then I started reading words myself.
1 day ago
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Coolcoolcoolcool
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2 days ago
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Snow? ???
2 days ago
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Starbucks Workers United
3 days ago
oh no starbucks's biggest sales day of the year is this week... š
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Is it actually possible that so many people call 311 to ask about alternate side parking that it is a really good use of time to auto-play that message up front for ALL 311 calls?
3 days ago
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Just realized Lucy Pevensie is the assistant or whatever at the American ambassadorās estate in the first two seasons.
#TheDiplomat
3 days ago
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Same in New York. Deliberately locking yourself out of a primary vote is not smart. Itās removing yourself as a political entity and refusing to use one of the easiest political levers you have. Nor is your party registration a statement of your deep soul. Itās a strategic political choice.
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3 days ago
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5 Calls
3 days ago
We have updated our call script so you can let your Senators know how you feel about this (TERRIBLE) deal they just advanced... šš½
5calls.org/issue/federa...
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I am so annoyed with this show
#BrilliantMinds
3 days ago
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Claire Willett
4 days ago
okay Iām logging off to think about fanfic and you should too
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I havenāt had side effects with this round of vax (nova flavor), except for the most noticeable injection site bruise I think of any so far. Not soreness, just bruise. Odd.
4 days ago
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE BAN THE FUCKING GAMBLING AGAIN
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4 days ago
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Mara Wilson
4 days ago
Any actor who can act that well BY THEMSELF, without anyone to react to, is a genius
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4 days ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
4 days ago
This how I find out I have a son??
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Watched the first two
#Pluribus
episodes. Absolutely in, amazing work by Rhea Seehorn, many questions to be answered as the season goes on I hope.
4 days ago
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And the rap videos honestly were a plus for me š¤£
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5 days ago
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Mx. Coreo Jones
6 days ago
A good day to remember Rosalind Franklin, who died far too young and unacknowledged.
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I changed the rude setting to āwarnā to test what itās been catching and uh so far I havenāt noticed a single post being labeled. So that post about how it was hiding everything might uh have been scare-mongering.
6 days ago
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If you havenāt seen that traveling exhibition on HUAC and the Hollywood blacklist that was last at the New York HISTORICAL!! I do recommend it. Donāt actually know where else it might be going. Anyway weāre living it so also that.
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6 days ago
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6 days ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
6 days ago
This was FUN. Thanks to Ed and everyone at TM for the tour of the house & grounds
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ
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PODCAST: PAUL F. TOMPKINS on Season 20, Episode 9 | Taskmaster
YouTube video by Taskmaster
https://youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ
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What's going on with Wyndham and Ticketmaster, anyway
7 days ago
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LOL acquittal
7 days ago
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OK this follow-up is good to know
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7 days ago
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For everyone who missed the story last weekā¦
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Sources: Brad Lander is making plans to challenge Goldman
City Council Member Alexa AvilĆ©s is also planning to challenge Goldman, but redistricting could scramble everyoneās plans.
https://www.cityandstateny.com/politics/2025/10/sources-brad-lander-making-plans-challenge-goldman/409086/
8 days ago
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Oh boy they could clean up with those shirts Whatās the finance rule on merch now that heās elected
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8 days ago
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Anil Dash
9 days ago
It wasn't easy at all, Bill, but we did it.
theonion.com/de-blasio-we...
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De Blasio: āWell, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesnāt Suck Shit, Huh?ā
NEW YORKāClucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that āItās not so easy to find a mayor that doesnāt suck shit after all, huh?ā during a press conference ...
https://theonion.com/de-blasio-well-well-well-not-so-easy-to-find-a-may-1847151201/
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Peter
9 days ago
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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Anil Dash
9 days ago
Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.
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Hell to the yeah
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9 days ago
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TURNT OUT
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9 days ago
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LOVE TO SEE IT
#uspoli
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#uspoli
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#uspoli
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Chris Geidner
9 days ago
HUGE. Important first result tonight. Decision Desk has called Virginia governor for Spanberger.
election-night.decisiondeskhq.com/date/2025-11...
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Erin Biba
9 days ago
Hi if youāre working for justice and striving for a better world you can do one small but hugely impactful thing: WEAR A MASK WHEN YOU GO TO VOTE You will protect yourself and you will also protect all the vulnerable people around you who are literally risking their lives to make their voices count
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I am so pissed off about this. We were getting some nice things and now good luck ever getting this back. If we pull out of this skid I feel like DirectFile is going to be 1847478282nd on the list of things to be fixed. But simply pitting up with the Democrat would have kept it growing.
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9 days ago
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OK but how can anyone cast Rory Kinnear as a prime minister ever again Like ever, ever again
10 days ago
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Acaster will be at the Beacon 2/4/26 - has he announced other cities too?
10 days ago
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Congrats to all who ran and also Jesus Christ why did I come back to my neighborhood tonight
11 days ago
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Iām ready to enter our āthe mayor is younger than meā era
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11 days ago
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