it’s eat five ribs and a piece of cherry pie during your downtime at work friday where you eat five ribs and a piece of cherry pie during your downtime at work

average doggirl reunion:

24 year-old elder millennial

3rd time i lock myself out of my apartment in 3 months, sometimes my genius is almost frightening

we’re waking up at a reasonable hour today 🤞

hank hill talking to the transfem at the store counter like "do i look like i know hwat a jpegmafia is"

if i tell you we should meet up for lunch this is what i have in mind

more flowers

navigating with my cumpiss

get you a partner who fundamentally misunderstands you the way that that one british bake-off guy fundamentally misunderstands s’mores

we are young by fun. slushwave edit

alternatively #swifties #metallica2 #sheshed #gapers

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we are all sperm in God's femcel penis

at last, the mountaintop. the sage sits at the peak. i begin to relay to him all of my worries. as i spill all of my stresses forth i can hear the thunder hundreds of miles away pick up in ferocity. the sage stares off in the distance. at last he interrupts me. "what were you yapping about sorry"

you can just consult academic literature before you make a joke but nobody does it

should do more ponytails i feel. could probably tie my hair up more but i’m always a bit lazy with it idk

i woke up at 11:30 again fuck various shit anyway gm skyline

david tennant when david landlord walks in

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bursting into the anthropic hq, subduing all of the employees, pulling up claude on my laptop, performing the whispering spell from star vs. on it, and at last successfully destroying all ai forever

you're asking a lot of questions already answered by my "i am a product of the discourses within which i am immersed" crop top

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "club” i mean this sofa, and by “jorking” i mean absentmindedly pulling along the thread of a sweater until all the thread unravels. they don’t do that on tv anymore. why don’t they do that? why don’t they do that anymore? hey siri why don’t tv

Lain:

the power line near my apartment is buzzing a lot more strongly than usual which makes for nice asmr but i also assume that that means it’s gonna blow out soon

“tornado warning” ain’t shit, this is just rain i don’t see why—[car moves .0001 inches forward without my input] i respect the storm but it shall never claim me. Zeus is displeased with me, but i shall not let myself be the nectar with which he slakes his bloodlust

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

“Do Something Different!!” mfs when they’ve done nine previous iterations of the same thing:

Help a trans girl get by and be able to afford some groceries ❤️ as I always say, anything helps me a ton. Thank you and thanks for your patience with me. www.paypal.me/XP1991 ~ cash.app/$laPazdeKate ~ venmo.com/code?user_id...

2009 must’ve been an interesting time, i bet in that time everyone was saying “i did it all for the snooki” and precisely zero other distinct sentences

doing nothing at work rn. anyone got any concepts to pass the time with

problematic age gap (i can rotate a pdf and they can’t)

roaches at work 🫠

sucking on the tboy clit gotta feel like eating a jawbreaker made of tungsten ngl

accidentally used personality type αατ with friend group γαω and now i have to move to a different zip code 13000 miles away, enter three different tax brackets at once, and learn a new metaphysical dance that lets me rearrange the atoms of my environment

comparison is the thief of joy, and apparently no matter how vigorously i exercise castle doctrine, no matter how many bullets i pour into her, she still somehow manages to enter my mind palace sometimes and steal my good vibes

you're finding me at a very chinese time in my afterlife

18+ gen α dude after getting his 6th blowjob (he's really excited for his 7th)

i should use "joyousnesses" more in daily parlance

have you thanked your mitochondria lately?

I think young hoes cook everything on low actually

hey don't get mad at me liberal. i voted for the concept, the ephemeral idea. i knew it would stop the reality and the material substance. unfortunately the ethical deficit is really bad, and Your Guys™ didn't balance the moral budget or declare a jubilee or whatever would've solved the problem

good morning wake up at a comparatively reasonable hour morning

i should post a picture and take it down before i go to bed

one of the great lonelinesses of human existence ever across all time periods in history ever is being up in those darker hours of the sacred night and anguishing over the fact that you just came up with some gas but to post it at such an inauspicious hour would mean fewer witnesses to your concept

incredible write-up for what has to be an all-time great vaporwave/plunderphonics record. the conceptual richness is captured quite nicely w/o really spoiling any of the actual content of the record. if you've ever dealt w/ personal loss you owe it to yourself to check this out. breathtaking shit.

i will never understand why youtube shows me any ads related to personal finance like mfer i'm under the age of 60 i will never have property or assets of any form please do not belittle me by treating me otherwise

all of my pollution is artisanal

((GOAL: $0/1000)) Hi everypuppy! As I've mentioned, I will be moving states next week! I could really use help towards securing my own place as quickly as possible. Reaching my goal would drastically increase my chances of that and ease a lot of worry along the way! Please help if you can! 🐶💝

guys i did another fancy food thing