david tennant when david landlord walks in

bsky prestige resets bsky prestige resets reddit bsky follower+ scaling bsky idle vs. active speccing bsky golden like bsky solo queuing when bsky waffle easter egg explanation

bursting into the anthropic hq, subduing all of the employees, pulling up claude on my laptop, performing the whispering spell from star vs. on it, and at last successfully destroying all ai forever

you're asking a lot of questions already answered by my "i am a product of the discourses within which i am immersed" crop top

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "club” i mean this sofa, and by “jorking” i mean absentmindedly pulling along the thread of a sweater until all the thread unravels. they don’t do that on tv anymore. why don’t they do that? why don’t they do that anymore? hey siri why don’t tv

Lain:

the power line near my apartment is buzzing a lot more strongly than usual which makes for nice asmr but i also assume that that means it’s gonna blow out soon

“tornado warning” ain’t shit, this is just rain i don’t see why—[car moves .0001 inches forward without my input] i respect the storm but it shall never claim me. Zeus is displeased with me, but i shall not let myself be the nectar with which he slakes his bloodlust

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

“Do Something Different!!” mfs when they’ve done nine previous iterations of the same thing:

Help a trans girl get by and be able to afford some groceries ❤️ as I always say, anything helps me a ton. Thank you and thanks for your patience with me. www.paypal.me/XP1991 ~ cash.app/$laPazdeKate ~ venmo.com/code?user_id...

2009 must’ve been an interesting time, i bet in that time everyone was saying “i did it all for the snooki” and precisely zero other distinct sentences

doing nothing at work rn. anyone got any concepts to pass the time with

problematic age gap (i can rotate a pdf and they can’t)

roaches at work 🫠

sucking on the tboy clit gotta feel like eating a jawbreaker made of tungsten ngl

accidentally used personality type αατ with friend group γαω and now i have to move to a different zip code 13000 miles away, enter three different tax brackets at once, and learn a new metaphysical dance that lets me rearrange the atoms of my environment

comparison is the thief of joy, and apparently no matter how vigorously i exercise castle doctrine, no matter how many bullets i pour into her, she still somehow manages to enter my mind palace sometimes and steal my good vibes

you're finding me at a very chinese time in my afterlife

18+ gen α dude after getting his 6th blowjob (he's really excited for his 7th)

i should use "joyousnesses" more in daily parlance

have you thanked your mitochondria lately?

I think young hoes cook everything on low actually

hey don't get mad at me liberal. i voted for the concept, the ephemeral idea. i knew it would stop the reality and the material substance. unfortunately the ethical deficit is really bad, and Your Guys™ didn't balance the moral budget or declare a jubilee or whatever would've solved the problem

good morning wake up at a comparatively reasonable hour morning

i should post a picture and take it down before i go to bed

one of the great lonelinesses of human existence ever across all time periods in history ever is being up in those darker hours of the sacred night and anguishing over the fact that you just came up with some gas but to post it at such an inauspicious hour would mean fewer witnesses to your concept

incredible write-up for what has to be an all-time great vaporwave/plunderphonics record. the conceptual richness is captured quite nicely w/o really spoiling any of the actual content of the record. if you've ever dealt w/ personal loss you owe it to yourself to check this out. breathtaking shit.

i will never understand why youtube shows me any ads related to personal finance like mfer i'm under the age of 60 i will never have property or assets of any form please do not belittle me by treating me otherwise

all of my pollution is artisanal

((GOAL: $0/1000)) Hi everypuppy! As I've mentioned, I will be moving states next week! I could really use help towards securing my own place as quickly as possible. Reaching my goal would drastically increase my chances of that and ease a lot of worry along the way! Please help if you can! 🐶💝

guys i did another fancy food thing

mario

i used to be a real poster what happened

google, what is the melting point of my enemies

yk it's funny, both my online name (palsy) and my irl name (iykyk) come from my dad. initially palsy was just a throwaway "edgy" name but then my dad got bell's palsy and it retroactively became significant to me. my irl name is the feminization of his name; it's my way to remember/honor him. 🖤🩷

shot done 🖤🩷 a day late again but it's done youtu.be/-100Yodavxc?...

poster with 15 months and hundreds of hours of posting experience only now learning that you can press ctrl+enter instead of hovering the cursor over the post button

oh boy it’s a “wake up at 11:30 with one of your arms feeling kinda sore from being twisted around in sleep” morning huh

i remembered we have tuna steaks in our freezer

watching through a townsends video about food preservation while i cook and he brought up how pickling nowadays is done more for flavor than for preservation. immediately put my spatula down and reached for the fridge, grabbed a cornichon and just ate that shit. free will is not real guys

found some old drilosophers posts in my files. i've contributed something good to this world, i think

looking forward to getting home from work and doing my injection and also abusing my chapstick because i neglected to have it accompany me to work today

ok so i made it a point to go listen to like nine different versions of yo no te pido la luna and i have to conclude that javiera mena’s version is handily the best one because i listen to it and IMMEDIATELY i’m like oh. oh you’re not singing that about a man huh

second one goes hard as hell if you don’t know who alex trebek is

words have a distinct mouthfeel and flavor to them

you insult my honor. i challenge you to pistols at dawn on sat, sept 8, 2187

the older i get the more the appeal of frosting eludes me

pussy from a girl who shows you her shitty bluesky drafts as a form of emotionally charged foreplay