mourning everyone

goodwill when evilwon't walks in

ai could never make empress theresa

let’s leave leaving in 2025. let’s focus on entering as we enter 2026

think fast chucklenuts *throws an ethical dilemma at you*

went through a shit ton of my laundry last night and i finally found my old umbrella at the bottom of a hamper of old clean clothes so that’s gas

do you prefer The Orifice (UK) or the The Orifice (US)

getting my concepts and theories sucked off

mmm, delicious apple cake. you know what it's time for. second slice of apple cake

need an atarigirl to let me play et on her

i heart just saying shit

my new year’s resolution is to learn how to use the communal oven and to avoid hunting the deer in the king’s forest

musical cuck chairs

day 2 of the wake up challenge this year. where you awake

Me when i flush

do they even teach the children about vine in school anymore

you cant spell carbon monoxide without ono which looks like a cute pouting face LOL!

she walla walla bing bang on my ting tang until i oo ee oo aa aa

Today is a great day for making little sounds

sex with a guido trans man got me nomming on some boypesci

i think hillary could win it back this year

gen alpha hitman: excellent work 6 7

taking my partner out for a romantic skechers-lit dinner

1066 baby! this is gonna be my year. btw FUCK william i hope he fails lmao

aight time to get out of bed and meaningfully contribute to the economy via posting

guys i didn’t know doppler existed back then please make fun of me for it it solves this problem pretty much

I'm looking at being on the street tomorrow. I don't know where to go or how I'll survive from there. My family has refused to help me and they have endangered me in the past. I was able to get more time to figure things out, but that time is running very short. Please help a pup out if you can 🕊️🫀

(american dad voice) good morning ccp today will be wonderful thanks to our man president xi

homunculus insurance? with no money down you say? 👀👀👀

my notes app is melting because i’ve been keeping peak locked within it for months

the gringx has returned. they are putting me back on the menu in 2026

feliz año nuevo chat 🥂

y'all gimme like a month. maybe two. idk. grass touching is going mostly well but not everything is in order yet. but i will be back soonish. i think. 🖤🩷

i think i'm going to take daniel powter's advice

going to go buy candy and nail polish. the children do not get any nail polish though. it is unclear if they will even get the candy

i was today years old when i learned that i actually do have at least one pair of briefs that make my butt look decent. which is cool

today is a day of fear. if you even care

babe you are like the william mcgonagall of shitposting 🥰

it only takes one idiot to raze a village

afternoon y'all. that's what's happening rn. if you didn't know

polycule so big you gotta make sure your passport is in order before you enter their territory

hey y'all gm. coffee morning mayhaps

returning to this. particularly if you're queer and especially if you're trans or gnc. apart from my zucchini idk anyone else around the area and ts is lonely sometimes

i need someone to explain some of my old drafts to me

goop mornin <3

part of me wants to do a starter pack of some favorite mutuals before i step away, as like one last gesture of goodwill, but part of me also thinks that that'd just annoy people. no clue honestly lol

they should make an nsfw linkedin

mornim <3 weekend is almost upon is, perhaps