canon pixma balls amirite my fellow youths. anyway please pay $7.6 trillion for three ink cartridges that cost like $1.15 to make pretty please 🥺

so much for the beautiful boaters, huh

good mooooooooooooooooorning everybody it will be a nice wednesday methinks

feeling like meditating while sat on the floor here at work ngl

just remembered this is thematically appropriate for the day today youtu.be/SV3bYNFT9nU?...

ok but like low-key curb excess, high-key diminish paucity, and middle-key follow the Middle Way

egg with self harming tendencies: "I crack myself up sometimes"

today we are learning that the bathroom pipes may be connected to heaven

new tylenol bottles have a bunch of trains on them for no particular reason

she/her heart attack by queen

hi friends i woke up too early but it's ok bc i'm awake now

giving you all a goodnight kiss on the forehead bc i’m going to bed again

grammar 101: “rhiannon” is singular, “rihanna” is plural

autism 2 pre-alpha build drops soon 👀

it’s giving ontological dudebro

sapphires are like a special kind of gem used by gay women

woke john carpenter be like "they/them live"

walked, cleared my head some, came home, showered, now it is time…black cherry oatmeal

gm i woke up like three hours ago walk time

gn bluesky i think i will force myself to awake early for no reason tomorrow

eating pussy confit for dinner

they said i have a face fit for telegraphy

real life should have more vine booms

gooners doing housework be like "oh godddddd i'm gonna broooooooooom"

good morrow bluesky today we fuck up a nice sandwich for breakfast

HAPPY EARTH WIND AND FIRE DAY

every building is a parking lot if you're daring enough

would you still cyberbully me if i was a worm

just touched grass in a major way y’all don’t even wanna know

good morning chatters

"ok so hot take but-" not actually a hot take. i'm measuring in kelvin btw

isn't it crazy that there's only one hercules but more than one hercule

i would invite an anomalocaris into my home

"see, i call it "driv-three-r" as a jocular misreading." i slur my words. "the 3 resembles the letter E yet it can be easily misread, and so-" in this moment the chalice is ripped from my hands by my interlocuter and THWACK! right against my head. the crimson rivulets fill the cup and they drink up

that explains all of the crystalline breakouts i've been getting over my person recently

[watching mary poppins and they get to chim chim cher-ee] big dick energy coming off of this song

we need to stop feeding musicians to small aircraft

tfw the emissaries of pestilence are hovering mirthlessly above the aqueous basin

yeah I vape

good morning skyline we will be fucking up some muesli promptly

being taken aback by the scruples of obscure origin

got a pill divider a couple days back and the prog i put in there for today was all squishy for some reason. that's all thank you for your time

good afternoon friends i'm getting fucked up on some gas station breakfast rn

equipping my bones

it would seem that another charger is already in order. wtf. does anyone have tips about how to make it last for a reasonable amount of time please and thank you

my rubik's cube couldn't tell if I was a human and all the panels turned into images that maybe had a bike in them

forgot to enable multi-factor authentication on my rubik's cube and somebody turned all of the panels into images most uncouth

gooooooood morning skyline i hope your wednesday is nice