“are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun?”

FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK

Holy fucking shit put down the nightmare square

this is my home :)

I need to scream. I need to

She would’ve if she could’ve, but she couldn’t, so she didn’t. The rest went unwritten.

I’m pretty much

this is my happy place :)

Nothing matters 🎉

i need to abuse substances about this

KANSAS JUST ENACTED A BILL THAT INVALIDATES AND REVOKES THE DRIVER'S LICENSES OF TRANS PEOPLE. www.kslegislature.gov/li/b2025_26/...

I have completed the rituals.

They should use lower case letter on traffic signs that are optional

“AHEAD” by itself seems like a vague threat.

I am starting the American Slut Society to unify sluts across North and South America.

We need a “just guys being dudes” of the left

Drawing a pentagram on my forehead with cigarette ash and cum

I’m tired of being me even though I wouldn’t have it any other way.

It feels like everyone hates me and wants me dead. I know this is not the case, and the feeling will pass. But it doesn’t help the feeling now

doing it* scared *everything

I converted to Catholicism last year. Here's why I think Jesus was a liberal cuck.

And when your skinhead neighbor goes missing, I’ll plant a garden in the yard

How does one go about diagnosing narcissistic personality disorders? What narcissist would ever allow themselves to be a part of such a diagnosis?

Sriracha and pickles is doable tho

2026 basically

Needle time! Needle time! Needle time!

This whole time I was thinking that it was the regular World Cup coming to town, but apparently the men have their own special version. Good for them ig

I am capable of atomizing a styrofoam cup with my hands alone

My nail beds are almost entirely covered by fingernail for the first time in my life. I’m tempted to start wearing mittens even though it’s 65F outside

I have to do this at least once a week or I start forgetting who I am

I’m having to track down W2s with homophobic ex employers because American business owners are almost always dogshit human beings

Childhood friend that is really into crossfit still believes in vaccines. There is a glimmer of hope after all

I know it’s time for my shot because I just sneezed and lightning bolts shot out of my nipples

Push back can work! This is great news!

I’m having gay sex with your mom, and then I’m having gay sex with your dad

I really don’t see why global warming is bad. Okay so we just open all the fridges??

stepping out in front of traffic as a little treat

They should put me at the bottom of a deep deep hole, but just so I can figure out what’s down there

Admiral Cocksucker logging on

I’m gonna have real fingernails one day

I would shoot the computer with a handgun five to eight times

Ice hockey is a water sport

Fat Tuesday is everyday for me

Epic Dysphoria Moment: Girl has BALLS???

My top qualities include being okay at wheel of fortune sometimes

Edibles that eat you instead

What if I just 🤹‍♀️

GIVE UP GIVE UP GIVE UP GIVE UP