What's your favorite things you've posted

Which fictional character do you guys think I'm like?

I'd like a day where I cuddle all day

CUTE DATE SUGGESTION FOR THE OVER BURDENED TRANS WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE: cuddle with her while making no expectations of her for 12 hours. better yet? make it 24.

YOU KNOW WHAT JUDY?? I'M GONNA HANG UP THE PHONE NOW

Jesse Pikmin

tgirl mark wahlburg: if i were on that plane, she would have come out in middle school

yeah so Merlin is this bdrama it was like a concubine historical palace intrigue type yeah....ya there was a bl angle but the censors never let it happen

if yall are not familiar with this guys game , it is incredible . he sets his videos up like a mr beast video but then just does investigative journalism the whole time started with a civil dispute , ends with him going to war with the mormon church

mushroom bnuuy :3c

What marry Oliver failed to consider is that I do have to be good

For this week being ridiculously long it was actually really good

Drinks so sugary I'm shooting nerds ropes

Girl who wants FFS but is embarrassed about it

I AM SECRETARIAT

Remembering to be kind on this beautiful Friday afternoon.

Shrappnel Roan

They call me

Transgemnder

Bumper sticker that says "I ❤️ My Werewolf Girlfriend"

Vampire4Werewolf

acting like a sub, looking like a bitch

Lesbians

Bottom surgery that turns my lil dick into a big gun

I wamna go home

It's so fucked up the way I can't get pregnant

Coworker: Hey jorah do you want some illicit substances?

Most days I'd rather post ass than face

#1 Frank Butler apologist

Look, my eyes are dry The gift was ours to borrow It's as if we always knew And I won't forget what I did for love What I did for love

Would you guys appreciate a thread of pictures of all of my clowns?

SCORE

Catch me at a night on the town with your local Middle School psychologist

are you intrinsically domme leaning or are you scared of the vulnerability of being perceived without initiative. do you feel unworthy of someone else's regard

My type is beautiful women and men who know animal facts

Cishets don't think about how good they have it

MY WIFE BOUGHT A CHURCH BUMPER STICKER FOR OUR FORD (AMERICAN)!! GOD IS GOOD!!

DUDE WAS BEN 10 BASED???

Going to one of my favorite people's party tonight with my lovers, going on a date tomorrow morning with him and then going to dinner with both of them for her birthday dinner, then hanging out with her all day the next day, then a day off to myself?????????????

My talent is making 3 perfect cups of pour over coffee

Dude told me to grow some balls I said "no thanks I've got too many already 😵‍💫"

the first woman to ever give birth to twins was probably like “you have to be fucking joking”

erm if you’re in Portland and looking for a place to live we have a room opening up on June 1st! rent is p decent, landlord stays out of our business and is predictably mediocre at getting things done. cute neighborhood, great location. plus me, my soft cat, and some guy(he’s nice)

Hush I'm shopping for dolls

AND WE MADE LOOOVE AND SADDLE UP MY HORSE AND I RIDE INTO THE CI-TAY AND I MAKE A LOT OF NOOOOISE CAUSE THE GIRLS THEY ARE SO PRI-TAY

What a fucking loser

Bored at work is like. One of the worst things to be

Oh my God 3 day weekend 😭

Whatever. Okay Google, play Ruby Rider