I feel 24% less crazy after tonight

That new Chinese bone glue is going to completely change the game on incredibly violent sex. Like we are going to see new levels of sadism and masochism played out irl; things reserved previously for the dm's of especially horny trans women. Incredible.

I'm trying writing again does anyone wanna read a stupid poem

You know none of this would have ever happened if I wasn't so charming and lovable and easily swayed by kind words

So Jorah should not drink gin! Understood.

I am kind I am patient I do not envy I do not boast I have religious OCD

Gaaaaaaaaah

I fear I am one of those girls who is "close to her ex-boyfriend(s)"

I've felt like 😵‍💫 for the past month

Just saw shark yuri

The Summer Hikaru Died but they're both trans 🤤

No I'm not depressed. I'm"experiencing depression" thank you very much!!!

By transsitive property I've had sex with every trans lesbian in Portland

The experience of being a trans lesbian at a work event next to another trans lesbian and you're hitting on each other because what else are you supposed to do but also you likely will never see this woman again.

It is so interesting to me how quick white people are to play around with systems of ownership and oppression even when there's no systemic cultural trauma that the "pretending" stems from.

I think we should make home school illegal

Just saw the worst kink take- okay guys u should get freakier.

Anybody want to slap me and then laugh when my eyes get all big and sparkly and then hit me again til tears run down my increasingly ruddy face?

:3

I'm gonna leave work because I want to :3

One must imagine Sisyphus on all fours, taking it hard, barking like a dog.

Good Will Cunting

Hopefully they work through the divorce proceedings in an AMC theater. Heartbreak feels good in a place like that.

Sometimes I get horny in a way that is so intense and brief that it feels like I'm having an aneurysm.

every trans person in the US has a line. it's different for everyone but it exists. it says, "across this line i need to flee the country." a set of conditions where existing here is harder or more dangerous than leaving. the worst part is that most of us won't be able to when that line is crossed.

weapons fucking sucks. you people are delusional.

No, James. That's exactly what you do.

Okay things continue to go good and I need to just be normal and not overthink literally everything.

Duck Quesadilla 🤤

there are two wolves inside me estrogen: "doesn't being a girl feel like joyous, resonant light bursting through your skin?? don't you just want to eat a taco?????" progesterone: "get ready to cry for forty minutes in this taco bell because you have once again realized that you can't get pregnant"

Rent-a-cop just went UGH ITS SO SLOW in front of a cashier doing double time. I looked at the cashier and said "yeah clearly you're doing nothing 🙄" and we both chuckled, and then the RaC said? "Who me?"

I think the most embarrassing thing you can be is a rent-a-cop. Imagine not being good enough as a pig that you'd have to be a porkchop.

My manager sat us down this morning and was like "what can we do to make things easier for you :)" I was like this conversation is stupid and insulting and you know for a fact that you can't make actionable change, so it's SUCKS to ask us to vent our frustrations into thin air and get "validity"

My Instagram story looks so normal and my close friends makes me look manic and insane!

I hope this radicalizes EW but I know it won't lmao

Some of y'all need to remember that "Nostalgia" comes etymologically from the greek terms referring to "homecoming"(nostós) and "pain"(álgos), and has ALWAYS been used in a negative context. The coining of it was used to describe pervasive melancholy. It's a fucking poison. Stop yearning for ills.

I'm going to invent a word

Is there a word like compersion that describes you getting off from someone else getting off?

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

Still in love with my boyfriend in case you were wondering.

Good. Shut it down and fucking Do Something.

SHUT IT DOWN THEN

In getting a new phone, not only have I lost all of the pictures of my boyfriend and sister, but also all of my pre-transition photos.

Save me pumpkin spice creamer.

*slapping my own face* this bad boy can fit so much *dizzy because I hit myself too hard*

The reason is I'm GETTING OFF

Doll Skin comes in tomorrow let's fucking GO

Wearing a winter coat may fix me

We should get a second pride month

Hey can I hang out while you wiggle around in here? No reason.