Personally? I think I look really cute having a train run on me.

Posting a video of me absolutely decimating a water bottle every day

Watermaxxing

I recorded myself doing this for a beautiful woman btw

Just slammed back a water bottle in like 9 seconds I should be able to do it faster.

Gonna watch Paris is Burning w a kid tonight and see if it makes me fucking sob

point for woke

I can't even make fun of any of your kinks because I'm still holding out hope that one day I'll be fucked by a ghost

I want a ghost boyfriend but I don't want to have to kill the current one to get that.

I wish a perverted ghost would teach me the ancient art of Go

Ghost busters mostly busted ghosts for tax related crimes iirc

When will a ghost have sex with me :(

Big meaty claws

Got ketchup on my coat I'm gonna kms

LMAO LOL ROFL BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mommy wants a cigarette.

If you put pickles on my burger I will lift the bun, take the pickles off, eat the pickles, and then eat the burger

Cum with me if you want to live

Getting matching circumcisions with your bestie

______'s horrible slop for disgusting pigs

I don't think you should be able to call a restaurant "______'s Delicious Food"

One thing about me is that I need to put gas in my car

My keys doth jingle merrily

Sometimes I will sit in silence and then as if struck by lightning will say words aloud that mean nothing to anybody but me

Mutuals with benefits (we repost each other's stuff)

Waiting for my girlfriend and my boyfriend to (consensually) fight so I can sit there and watch and kick my little feet

Sometimes my foot falls asleep and it feels like I'm going to die

Cannot believe I got called a foid... Gender affirming misogyny is so fucking funny sometimes.

today, just like every other day, I hope everyone who does fssw has a great day at work :)

The public school system is the DMV of education

Finding Christ at the neighborhood Olive Garden

No more cigarettes for Jorah unless she is handed one by a beautiful woman at a bar 😔

Maslow didn’t know about attention from strangers on the internet or else he woulda put that in the hierarchy

My name is Leonardo, and my weird turtle dick was smashed flat by the world's largest dictionary. Thanks for reading my comic 👍

Despicable Me 4: Despicable U

DID YOU KNOW THIS IS CALLED THE GRUCIFIX!?!

Ghost show no context:

Daybreak. Ink on paper. 2025.

Need to eat buffalo wings soon tbh

What's up cucks

Epic Dysphoria Moment: Girl has BALLS???

hmmm goddesses need priestesses...

I want hot rog

i love how good i look after a good make out

Do I wear my "Funeral Flowers" perfume to the ghost show or is that excessive?????

I have never been less single

Listen fags (can I call you fags?) mommy needs you all to shut the hell up for the rest of the day

I know what four of these words mean

Good morning want red bull

Practicing my Gilbert Gottfried impression so I can do a really funny vooice reveal bit at my new follower milestone