Yeah goth ballerinas

I think I need more bite marks actually

"let the lesbians bite each other! leave them alone!"

In 2026 I'm becoming more: 1. Bunny 2. Princess 3. Robo-pervert (?)

Femboy discourse? Cool my take is that I think they're sexy and I want to fuck them.

Joan Miró - The Wagon Tracks - 1918

@ 1000 followers I will post shaft

Update: sometimes it feels soooo good to unfollow 70 people

I love telling men that they should transition

You are inherently in community with Brianna Wu, not because of gender, but because you are both addicted to arguing on the computer.

Damn they got yuri on here? That's awesome.

The mysterious and elusive thembo

Whatever and also fuck you but I am excited for the new season of RPDR

I think I should sit on hacker typer in public more often

Gay Gay Faggot Gay Friday

Hey I don't think you should use a website that generates CSAM on demand

Can't wait for them to cut my balls off I already know what my first post is gonna be

Lemme know when Fujimoto introduces the Beer and Kicking it devil. Until then? I’m going back to bed ✌️

Walking around like the girl with the world's most normal penis

I think it's kind of fucked up that all the tweens in the TADC fandom think Jax is a repressed trans woman

If you’re ever feeling down, just remember some deeply depressed chronically online bisexual woman in the middle of the country that you’ve never met IRL thinks you’re really hot and mysterious

Sometimes it feels so good to unfollow 30 random people

I've changed a lot in the last year, I'm hoping I didn't lose anything important along the way

Started writing a post that wasn't funny. Boo 🍅

It's Friday Friday

Jack a lope? Nah I hardly know a lope

anyway, yoda doesn’t have to talk like that. it’s like that kid in college who decided to do a british accent all the fucking time.

How to Succeed in Gooning Without Really Trying

Today is a great day for making little sounds

Posters, posters everywhere and not a thought to think.

I should turn on Futurama

New year today, rapture tomorrow, and I work late Wednesday. Busy week.

I got to call my sister today and I hardly ever talk to her. I love that girl so much.

I need a tentacle beast mommy Domme to do terrible things to me

Why do I have such a strong urge to watch Tokyo ghoul?

Well if it isn't the bird that gives you schizophrenia

Every dog will have her day in court

Always the faggot, never the dyke

Really!? On this first day of the year?

And if nothing else, today is horse birthday

I looked so cute last night I should've taken a picture 😵‍💫

happy birthday to horses

I haven't posted since last year! *Bomb collar activates*

This playlist absolutely fucks

Haha me? No I'm not autistic. *Spends 30 minutes imitating the phaser noise from Don't Stop the People by Yarbrough and Peoples*

Okay tummy why do that

Hate how culturally impactful family guy was to my psyche

Playlist today is "80s Cocaine Party"