To recognize unhealthy thought patterns, to see yourself and acknowledge even the parts of yourself you’ve been taught to hate, to keep trying in spite of it all. Life can be so beautiful when you let it be

One piece is so goated egghead is so goated im sorry i was a hater. Weekly reading is really a poison, i was missing the forest for the trees.

WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP

YO shoutout PDX for having gender neutral bathrooms ^.^ you rock

God giving me the loveliest uber driver in the world and maybe I do not hate all men maybe I was wrong

Fucking interesting reading today

MY GIRLFRIEND MADE A SONG YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO IT on.soundcloud.com/qH38nYu1yPSz...

Oh and also if you espouse leftist talking points but treat panhandlers like shit fuck you! I hate you! Have a nice night! (:

This isn’t the most up we’ve ever been, but I have the potential to be the most back I’ll ever be.

I did this and start in 2 weeks! I’m excited :)

Me trying to find someone to commune with the spirit haunting my kitchen appliances

why didn't matt damon use his rich contacts to get him off mars . surely someone in hollywood has a helicopter

Me secret is that I *do* believe there’s a top shortage, I just benefit from it and I think bitching about it ensures you won’t get laid

My life is finally starting to correct its course in again letting the funniest possible things happen to me. The ritual is almost complete I can feel the timeline reorienting itself

Bottom prep for the soul

Insane today insane today insane today

Just wanna preface you all that in a few hours I’m gonna black up and wake up on a plane back home with no memory of what happened in the mean time

This rapture is definitely going to affect Q3 profits… you should’ve thought about the fucking shareholders

getting pregnant and wolfing down tylenol to give my daughter a leg up in the lesbian dating scene

egg with self harming tendencies: "I crack myself up sometimes"

Joke that I make for myself and nobody else sees but I find quite funny

12 minutes audio message to explain the divine providence that led me to this point and the occult rituals I’m about to partake in

“surviving” a girl that wants you to be a boy should be grounds for a purple heart

when she has that snake pussy

Started boofing my prog again and I’ve noticed: 1. Decreased facial hair by a LOT 2. Sex drive skyrocketing I stopped because I was lazy but I’m gonna keep up with it this time, this shit rocks

robot fuckers interest seems largely tied to the humanity of the machines. Glados? Shodan? Yeah of course. But like AM?? Skynet? I’m getting back shots from Roko’s Basilisk in the club dawg you could get freakier

I have no thoughts but I must post

Ugh I knew that I had been hemorrhaging money lately but I have been forced to confront the exact dollar amount today and uh… ~worse than I thought ~

I begin a pilgrimage tomorrow that will result in my salvation

STEAL, BORROW, REFER, SAVE YOUR SHADY INFERENCE KANGAROO DONE HUNG THE JUROUR WITH THE INNOCENT

TOMORROWWWWWWW

This is a rip from @deathcarpets.sisc.one but it still stands

Sometimes a girls clitorous is in her armpit

Many are saying this

I like one piece :)

Raptured to Joplin, Missouri. I’d kill myself and get sent back

I’m not autistic but I did take a lot of Tylenol as a kid

Set phasers to cum

sorry... i slimed out of my gourd

This is my first time being alive I have never done this before I’m sorry

i think about this constantly i wish it was more relevant

I would like to curl on in someone’s lap and drift to sleep please

Dude vaping is awesome why didn’t anybody tell me about this

Oh dude the internet is fucked.

YouTube is trying to make me insane!

Once i finish this move im gonna bed rot for 3 days

She thump on my Bible till I rapture

*paws at you*

Ass pic makes my back look small Back pic makes my ass look small Chat what do