“I can’t find my shirt! One of my partners must have stolen it _._” *thinks about one of my partners wearing my shirt* “But it’s okay c:”

Calorie

pinkie pie had bpd

rainbow dash is a narcissist

twilight sparkle had allegations

I’d really like a creative emotional outlet but I’m not entirely sure what I would even enjoy. Maybe I try new things. I think I would like that

What if I stretched and made cute noises?

I should rewatch interview with the vampire

I just feel like I get it now

*scratching my chin and nodding*

I’m feel like I’ve been cut and I just don’t realize it yet and I’m waiting for my body to catch up

I took the deepest breath maybe ever and I need to exhale

I understand why the Greeks had so many words for love now

Something esoteric and terrifying and beautiful. Underwent some sort of ritual.

Yeah I’d say it’s pretty serious… yeah we underwent a metamorphosis together

Everybody should have a mandatory Day Of Fun every once in a while. That shit rocks

Doing my E shot while on the come up of a trip was so moving. A profound act of self determinism and self love. Ugh I love myself so much

There is no average dick size

I’d make Orpheus fuckin kill himself

wires...

Nothing makes me feel prettier that doing my hair an- GOOGLE SEARCH: NORMAL AMOUNT OF HAIR TO LOSE IN SHOWER and doing my makeup :)

Fucking ALL OF MY FACIAL HAIR IS GROWING BACK IN I AM GOING TO CRASH OUT

Horny for vulnerability

there a guy i know named meowth and he looks like this 😼 kinda

Any girls got any tips for shaving around the clavicle? I always feel like I miss spots around my collarbone

guy named necologist

It's cool to make songs about driving drunk but for some reason no one seems to like my interpretive dance about why I love to text and drive.

Ancient language speaks through fingers The awful edges where you end and u begin There’s catastrophe in everything I’m touching!

When the function got imagery of a woman impaled many times

Nobody is making music like those damn Catholics

Sorry I asked you questions about yourself, you said something that piqued my interest. Next time I’ll play on my phone when u speak to me and cut u off to talk about myself instead

The fun part about flirting with me is if you’re vague enough I’ll just make up something elaborate in my head and do the work for you

God I wish a beautiful woman would tell me about her special interests (OSHA certified btw)

!!!!!!

“I don’t want to pry” I am absolutely begging you to trust that I can set boundaries for myself. If I’m uncomfortable or don’t want to share, you will know. Also yes you do! You do want to! So do i! It’s normal to want to know! You care about me! I appreciate you prying even!!!

We are friends now I am going to her birthday hell yes

Something about having both my partner and my cat laying on top of me while we chit chat and watch Show is very nice. My lovely little family

Me, handing the barista my credit card: the best part about these is you don’t have to pay them off :)

First man I ever had a crush on just posted a pic on Instagram for the first time in like 8 years and he’s still soooooooooo hot

SEEING POTENTIAL TO GET THREE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE I KNOW IN A ROOM TOGETHER

Had too many stimulants at once and now I’m vibrating in my seat

Frothing at the maw

She died doing what she loved, dying

Okay but when I do it, it’s cool and cute and exciting and fun

Sapphic social behavior so funny to me dude

Momentarily lost myself but I found her again

They should make a pouting emoji

Allie B. Posting

Okay one was for drugs and the other my ex wife