Spent the last 3 hours huffing perfume and I am remembering that I am indeed asthmatic

ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A BLACK GRAND NATIONAL FUCK BEING RATIONAL GIVE EM WHAT THEY ASKED FOR

hey. i know i throw a lotta air balls and it sometimes feels like that’s all you expect to see from me, it can get a little demoralizing so i really want you to gather round and just give me a shot here, ok? i’m really putting my best foot forward and i want your support. thank you. shibari weiss

I care so much and so deeply and I wear that on my sleeve. I’ve shed all the irony so like, YEAH BITCH, you DID hurt my feelings! I’m not tough! I’m sensitive and I can dish it but CAN NOT take it!

Girl who is so tired: whooooooa

Wait. Oh. Oooooooh. Riiiiiiight. Oh RIIIIIIIIGHT. Okay. Got it!

Allie does well and the timeline suffers. Sorry y’all ill become worse

Grandson mark grayson x Cecil Yaoi 24 hour livestream

you think you’re too fucking good to have intense snd unresolvable feelings for another person for a handful of weeks and then have it fizzle out? you’re too fucking precious to dance on the razors edge of fate? excellent, enjoy the pasta salad at olive garden you dickhead

I would like some invincible edits on my timeline please

I do my entire hair routine with my head inverted so my curls dry correctly and U G H

I just want to wear a sweater…

To whatever jackass decided to unfollow me: OHGODOHFUCK IM SO SORRY IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY PLEAAAASE COME BACK ILL DO ANYTHING PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPELASEPLEASE 🙏

im a cat meow meow

I ran 3.1 miles and now my body is normal again! I love exercise! I love regulation! Yippieeeee

I should get an ego again I miss that

Reminder to keep putting in the work on yourself today! Just do a little thing for yourself :) treat yourself or say a kind thing or do a lil smthn smthn for yourself! You deserve it :)

I’m the Allie Lastname of running 3.1 miles

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I could listen to the drums at the start of hot for teacher on repeat for hours dawg

Bweh

Had a nightmare that I was at work today. Phew

RED FANG FRIDAY

Oh fuck… I’m her…

DAAWWWWWWWWWGS THAT HOWL FROM OUTTER SPAAAAAACE COOOOOOME TO EARTH TO LAY TO WAAAASTE WITH FANG AND CLAW THEY’LL SHRED YOUR FACE THEY WILL ERASE THE HUMAN RACE TIME! TO KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!!!

Red Fang Beastie Boys cover would put me on the news

Okay but have u ever heard of the band Red Fang?

I could become a lesbian hype beast

What if I was a killer robot and you were a killer robot and we hated eachother and tried to kill eachother…

My body if a finely tuned machine which means things like “having fun” come with harsh consequences

My body is doing a weird thing this morning

CALL ME HOT NOT PRETTY

Picture perfect Allie weather today

HAPPY FUNDAMENTALLY LOVABLE FRIDAY!!! Tag a friend that’s worth of love and respect!!!

I mean, I’ve heard of a quack doctor but this is ridiculous

If you use jarlic dm me your home address I just wanna talk

The unfortunate part of having no object permanence is that I have to relearn the same lessons over and over again. Part of why I like documenting it all publicly :)

They fundamentally do not understand I’m different with it. They need educated desperately but the funding is cut. Maybe they’ll never get it but that’s okay, my nature is elusive and appealing

Slip choke collar

Nobody wants to go fucking ice fishing with me anymore. Fuck my stupid faggot life

This whole “rest day” thing is really starting to piss me off

Fpreg

In a fucking manger man… that’s so wild… wow

It’s awesome that I’m surrounded by so many phenomenal people. Ugh. So gratefulllllll

I *WILL* be running a marathon in 2026

The bug is back I want to be working out constantly. Y’all may have forgotten I’m a gym rat but not me

who is chris and why do we want more of him

Anybody wanna start biking with me?

:3c oh noes! Ociffer down!