Sigh…. *glomps u*

I’ve stumbled upon 2 excellent mugs this week and both of them are only sold in bulk online so neither will be mine 🥲

Somebody important must've died the way my girl's flying at half mast.

Sludge Sunday? On a Thursday? Oh my

I TURN TO YOU AND I TURN TO YOU

Girl named Faggot

Just remembered my girlfriend could want for something. I think I’m gonna be sick

CLOSED MOUTHS DONT GET FED IF YOU WANT SOMETHING ASK FOR IT LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO FUCK AROUND, BE DIRECT, BE HONEST, BE GENUINE

Society wants you to think that being trans is weird (bad). Transitioning often requires coming to feel that being trans is weird (good). Eventually you realize that being trans is itself actually not weird but pretty normal. It's just that a lot of trans people are weird (both good and bad)

I am the most platonic woman in America

well, lube my ass and call me a passoid

i think as a species we were born to watch short form content through our phone speakers while at work

walking down the street holding four of something

People ‘round these parts will say U of O (university of Oregon) and every time I hear “UFO” and I get excited

I spend an hour after work looking at lesbian reels to send to my girlfriend because I have the gatherer instinct in me

You don’t even need to do anything, be hot in my vicinity and I’ll make shit up so I can string myself along. I’m your favorite delusionally paranoid lovergirl

Fucking is too much work, you’re so much hotter to me as an idea anyways

Understanding tension and desire is so bad for me. These should not be tools I’m skilled with for my own mental health

I think seeing igorrr live will legit change something within me

It must feel so bad to be humbled at something you thought you were the best at but they don’t kill you so you’re left to walk the earth knowing you’ll always be second best

brat euphoria is when you have an evil, mean, scary woman to co-domme with.

My evil twin sister Airednaxela has been impersonating me again

i should be more evil

I’m bored and shallow who want me

I should act up for attention

Need more people who are kind and less who are interesting but I have the attention span of a gnat and the willpower of a beast of burden

Blood in the water but it’s me with attention

They should add like 5 more love languages. Here are my suggestions: Violence Attention Cataclysm One that just says “crazy style”

I have a new boundary I need everybody to give me attention NOW

I could really go for some attention right now

acting out for attention rocks. My therapist was wrong, validation from internet strangers *IS* all I need

Cockblocking myself for my mental health

Can somebody euthanize me?

I just think it’s really really really hot when a person is kind of annoying

I just ate a vegetable and it made me feel really good. Maybe my therapist didn’t actual say this maybe I made it up for attention

No I think it’s awesome that it costs me $1750 to pay my $1300 rent

Feeling cute today

There is no propaganda I would not buy into with a good enough hype edit

Miku

World is Mine 🌎

Love when you’re so on the same page as someone else. Like y’all just instinctively GET it

My therapist recommended me gambling but I want something I feel like I have more control over. Plus financial risks feel scarier and less rewarding than emotional ones

Taking slowtick gay poison damage

Remembering that to maintain godhood I must believe in and worship myself

Maybe I’m just. Bisexual. Maybe I’m just attracted to men

These Instagram reels have got me fucking QUIETLY LAUGHING on this jobsite

Wait this kinda rules