aorta would be a beautiful name for a girl

yall mind if i get a little ugly w it

WOLF MOON WOLF MOON WOLF MOON

would u still love me if i was an obnoxiously loud distorted kick

no we arent romantically involved were in a mutually beneficial symbiotic relationship

i want to do things that make me sick with you

Keystone species bf, apex predator gf

the most beautiful woman u have ever seen is buying lego cmfs at barnes and noble rn

if i had a time machine i wouldnt even use it i have to learn to live with my decisions

most confused girl of all time vs critical life altering decisions

wolf moon wolf moon wolf moon

emotional outlet i can stick a fork in

thumbs opposable income disposable sex transposable secrets disclosable

at the park theyre calling me stoat boy and throwing me crumbs to do tricks :( im gonna be well fed this morning

broke the egg and it shot its goo on my shirt but these tacos were worth a little bit of splooge

straight up smoking estrogen

Good morning Bluesky, I am pleased to report that it is the first Wag It Like A Faggot Friday of 2026!! Enjoy 💖

BEST 2 EVER DO IT but im still figuring some things out so if u could be patient with me id appreciate it

is it ok to be a little bit cute and also a little bit stupid

girl who is born of the blood

Me and who

evening ladies are any of u interested in a girl that cannot quite differentiate between good and evil..?

where do u get ur plague from? rat?

need a girl with a thick lateral line

need a girl with an elongated snout

met two dogs and a cat on todays walk ! :3

starting the year off SSS tier im sad scared and sick ughh

bedore 2026 endsdoes anyone wanna admit fhey have a crush on me

this year i will be worse

any body want to get new years brunch tomorrow

NEW YEAR NEW MEAT!!!!!

LEFT JUST AT THE RIGHT TIME

SO FUCKIN BRIGHT OUT

eating trader joes lemon kitchen hand soap for lunch (its made with plant-derived cleansers)

making a youtube apology video for my parents

wait guys i thought gf stood for gluten free....

im not officially recognized as a disease yet but im trying

guys i pulled the Tower is that good

im an aggregate accessory fruit today

cant wait to get put on the wikipedia list of orphan source incidents

flesh ,of an unknown source for breakfast

insincerity and insecurity touching and making out in the corner

im2cute2die

my heros journey is when i have to go to the fridge for a snack

repost if ur a plover

i consumed the flesh and all i got was food poisoning