my halo

patron saint of bad ideas

sorry i killed u and ate ur heart please forgive me ?

sorry beloved, its not sockies today. its just socks.

googling what does curdling look like and then drinking my coffee anyway #beastmode

ancient prophetic cave drawing of a person who looks exactly like u suffering horribly? its probably nothing. coincidence. ur fine

i simply ignore the foul omens and ancient prophecies

i went to the hospital and everybody there knew u

would you still love me if i was perfect

i keep hitting my head on my halo....

the dishes in my sink are my friends and if i wash them they will forget all our memories together

hurt my tummy hurt my fucking tummy!!!!

please be my friend i promise i wont do anything particularly harmful...

nooo dont purge me ill be a good virus i promisee

im going im going cazy

if u want to kill me for being nice and cute and lovable and caring and whimsical hmu we can be friends

eating pudding made from the flesh of my enemies

it tastes better when its covered in blood

do u think it hurts the video game characters when you puppet their bodies around like that

do that gay little thing u do that makes u happy yeah u know the one do it do it rn

horny liturgist be like can i play with your organ

can i come over and play with your clavicle

i replaced all the blood in your fountain of blood with choccy milk haha

everybody in heaven transgender

first date idea: crying and eating each other

wizard that just kills you. with a gun. its not even a wizard he just has a fucked up hat.

selling my skeleton idont want it anymore

going to mcdonalds and ordering a fellate a fish

girl that can 100-0 u in .84 seconds,,

liking someone in a way that concerns my psychiatrist could fix me rn

dinner with a girl youre afraid of

i hope you like ur shitty minecraft house i spent 38 hours on it but who cares its whatever

scary monsters? i dont think i can get down with that. nice sprites, however....

sitting in the cuck chair like put me in coach im ready

yeah heating and electricity is cool i guess but have u guys heard of stickers

draw blood? but i dont have any pencils...

emotional support garden sheers

blood work? i sure hope it does

bouncing on it (metaphorically)

my personified insecurities could beat up your personified insecurities... oh,,, oh theyre making out....

smoking plain carbon dioxide

i would trust u with my life but u definitely should not trust me with yours

im sorry i printed out pictures of u and misato and made them kiss please take me back

mom said its my turn to be the accursed

shredding cheese is so fucked up. imagine it was ur pet fish. or a loved one. u wouldnt do that them... why would u do that to cheese.... do u not love cheese......

ethical corpse looting is when they have rare or magical items that i need to progress the quest

u seem cool we should disassociate together

u have a long and fulfilling career in grocery store music ahead of u