anyway its my birthday tomoorw do something nice if u want or dont im not ur mama :)

birthday tomorrow but its okay i know everyones got a suprirse party planned for me i just know it! [looks around at my empty court and a single plushie falls over] HAHA! CAUGHT YOU! YOU'LL NEVER TRICK THE BIRTHDAY PRINCESS!

jerk off and cry dumbass you're beneath- oh.. oh hey c'mon... don't cry.. there there... it's all going to be okay...

cave story

TESTED: We Captured 50 Fleeting Moments Of Joy And Tortured Them For Money To See If It Was All Worth It

poop can heal you

back in my day all we had was this (points at a plastic cup on a string) and you'd be HAPPY to call it #yourtendril

i met an angel yesterday and her name was yatta dandys world and we don't speak the same language but lowk she was kinda cute haha

*burps up a chuuni eyepatch cutely*

yuritober day 8 but shes just like me fr

maybe they're just scared of the psiionic rapist warriors

my demon eye just killed everyone to teach me a lesson but all that happened is i became really depressed and lonely and it started to miss having an eyepatch so it reset the universe. i didn't learn anything but i dont leave the house anymore so that's where i've been. yea sorry for not replying

she's just happy you're here... (mspaint)

i dont think she can...

if i ever come back to tumblr im going full on harpy mode yup, this entire time, mae was a harpy this entire time.

the world can be happy bunnys and sisters

'everypony' deemed too WOKE for 2026, PEI experts now demand 'everyfilly' instead

the puppy agenda

Little dead mousey that calls u a DORK and HATES you

bnnuy

there's an infinite world of possibility out there for girls that have pee dripping really embarrassingly onto their own shoes

5 missed calls from gwup yorture and ur ass is just playing gwabblegwore... smh

im proud of this one actually so see it agains :3

It's not magic

its my birthday soon.. gwuhday

For a fun dinner meal: try 5 pixie sticks!

Rise my Immortal 5000 year old little girl warriors

gonna start pretending to be really unaware about fnaf lore just so girls that are really into rotting corpses can loredump to-[looking at myself in the mirror] hey, am i okay? maybe i shouldn't built my relationships on insinc- [sees a girl with a springtrap pfp] heey so.. whats a spring bonnie :)?

teens choice awards vote 2026: selfcest is in!

sorry for putting milf tf powder in your chocolate milk all week lil sis you just stole my favourite pony and that rlly annoyed me so ur mommy now :/

they're trying to introduce a new type of day called a 'mondays' but we don't need to let science win

yeah i got the moe-ification surgery *takes my facemask off revealing my many many rows of hungry and gnashing teeth*

new type of game called sister bubble bobble and its where you play bubble bobble with sis

All my haters have steven universe headshapes

the world is full of secrets and happiness for a pint sized house

you can eat whoever you want

as always i'm hopelessly reliant on pway

blood-stained head bandages are the new Stanley Cup!!! 🩸🤕🩸 TAP. IN. !

you know that thing would milk you if you died, right?

I can take you to my formaldehyde lair but promise you wont get mad at me ok.. why are you looking at me like that.. nnh it's not a pervert thing ccome on.. [takes you into my upsettingly lore-accurate recreation of the parts and service room from FNaF 1] oh so you hate freddy now. ttch wwhatever...

Let's bring back dodents into the posters wild for 2026

mouse rating! 🧀: 2/10 FALSE ADVERTISING!!! MOUSE IS GREEN AND NOT A MOUSE! LAB WARNING!!! BAD ATTITUDE! Squirms and kicks when going down, refused to be cleaned properly and bit while in hand. Had to get a rabies shot... NOT RECCOMENDED. DO NOT BUY.

let's not beat around the bush here, if you were moondancer you would have done that to pony kirk too

yuuuup mouseys can eat a biiig burger and burp sometimes, find out moure at dausfacts.fact

i like eating berries and gwains - the sniffly dodent

watchmojo top ten most touched rodents

twerpsh is the most powerful word