Weed is a kind of regrestrogen, actually.

I'm Charlie Kirk I gargle the balls

> makes a new friend > shes monogamous > suddenly has zero idea how to interact with her

they might be onto something…

She has freckles... I- I #SplatoonRaiders #Splatoon3

Alex Jones posted this lol

don’t fall for it getting jerked off by your sister is NOT pathetic cw incest

i dont even post opinions here tho i just boost problematic shit

i cant believe eighty whole bluesky users want to hear my objectively bad opinions

how tf do i have over 80 followers i dont do shit on this account 😭

Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.

you think you’re too fucking good to have intense snd unresolvable feelings for another person for a handful of weeks and then have it fizzle out? you’re too fucking precious to dance on the razors edge of fate? excellent, enjoy the pasta salad at olive garden you dickhead

im manic so i will have social media presence for the next like week

incest cnc ???????????????????????

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Also: NO PUTTING KNIVES LOOSE IN THE SINK, especially a sink full of soapy water. You *will* find them in the worst possible way.

im gonna drink irresponsibly tonight

this is going to be crazy btw. gpg.fail

bears have plot armor

*posts a bare pic of my stupidly drippy pussy*

all 5 star reviews on my pussy and the only 1 star review is "too wet, made me cum too fast"

Goldilocks waking up:

maple and oak are sisters

@transit.app ??????

Here’s my geographically accurate Metra clock. The doctors at Walter Reed say it’s the most beautiful clock they’ve ever seen

Okay, be sure to follow these steps: 1: make a shit-ton of rice 2: eat it 3: hell yeah

Why are you polyamorous? Wrong answers only: I need to kiss all the hot trannies, but doing it monogamously takes too long

IT IS THE FUTURE AND YOU ARE A GAY PERSON AT AN EVIL CLUB WHERE YOU ARE COMITTING MURDER AND DANCING AND YOU HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS IN THE FUTURE, YOU ARE IN A VIDEO GAME AND YOU HAVE LIGHTS ON YOUR FACE AND EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS WELCOME TO THE NEW ALBUM BY THE BAND HEALTH

🍂 pussy so wet my boyfriend won't let me sleep in his bed without a pad or something

Hi, I'm a bad actor looking to compromise people's phones for my own financial gain while minimizing legal risks by modifying USB-C ports in public places. I have chosen to sabotage an aircraft

*67 voice* nine elevennnnn

i should try having less memory issues instead of developing new ones

sorry,, i was just having a really jolly dream 😖

i need this many pleasee,,, oh yeah, read the alt text :3

changed a few things #pixelart

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Every time I learn something new about Veggie Tales from my little sister it’s absurd shit like “oh yeah that hamburger song was about purity culture or something” or “the veggies aren’t allowed to go to heaven in the show since they don’t have souls. It’s canon cus the creator’s mom said so”

useful dot pet wait is that an actual thing

tfw you're doing reindeer play (the hotest thing since pony play) but you kin Rudolph and now none of your reindeer friends will let you play the reindeer games 😔

my eyes are dry so i drink water but my eyes are still dry and now i have to pee