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arrived home to discover the pleasant silence in the back seat was caused primarily by my five year old writing “67” on her baby sister’s forehead with a ballpoint pen

Sometimes I feel self conscious when I go into a drive thru with my blue car, blue hair, blue shirt, blue credit card, blue nails, and order something

why is Falco so mean to Fox is it because he wants to kiss him

I have not heard someone's soul shatter like this in a minute

NO FUCKING WAY

The TL currently

Give him his bisexual jacket you cowards

I knew something like this was going happen when Fox showed up in the Mario Galaxy movie.

everybody's going to cover their own various grievances with the new/old star fox so i'm taking mine: peppy doesn't look nearly enough of a GILF now. that man should look like he has a bag of werther's originals at the ready between cocksucking

good gender-nuetral entity

Bweh

Regarding the Fox in Space guy, maybe it’s just me but as somebody who remembers the edginess of the 2000’s I absolutely do not remember people just making casual antisemitism caricatures outside of, like, Borat. I remember casual rape jokes and tone deaf racism/sexist/homophobic jokes, mostly.

how it feels to be hyperfixated on your own ocs

I don’t want to be rude but this should have made two billion dollars

Sometimes I think of the time Mark Hamill said in order to make Luke’s characterization in TLJ work he had to make up a fake backstory where his lightsaber was a metaphor for gun control and Luke’s kid found it and accidentally killed himself

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

"nobody who plays KH has fucked" you must consult the ancient scrolls

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Bandit 🐶✨👀

This episode of Bluey is called, "Dad got a 3D printer and went all out for Halloween."

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the ideal dinosaur relationship

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kfc in my small town has started halving their chicken breasts and selling it as a 2-piece. Multiple people have brought this up to me in the past week. It is quite literally the talk of the town. Someone called into the radio station about it and said it should be burned down with the owner inside

Guy who votes AND firebombs a Walmart

Resident Good 4

Centrists on here will say, "oh you want to firebomb a Walmart? That pales in comparison to my strategy, voting" and then firebomb a Walmart

repost of some old Talespin yaoi I drew

Takumi Sumino Voice Acting Of The Year Award

Charlie Kirk has been suspiciously silent about tonight’s events

this is literally the plot of dark souls 3

The top minds of the Bluesky Tastemakers are hard at work cooking up earth shattering takes like "uhh don't you realize shoplifting makes it inconvenient to shop?"

to eat this you must sign a disclaimer and promise not to sue the restaurant over personal harm

These new taco bell commercials are intense

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

Apparently it's St George's Day 🐉

Hasan has said that he WOULD download a car. How can you trust him?

This is the absolute funniest timing in the world with next week’s survivor episode

Somebody check on @gussquawks.bsky.social he’s grieving tonight over Survivor

Yeah

Man, my Bsky feed today is full of a lot of mealy-mouthed walk backs. No, fam, the enemy of my enemy is NOT my friend and I'm not gonna ignore decades of cruelty and greed because I like who he's attacking. So, no, I will NOT be siding with Coyote against ACME and will be taking no further questions

Is it…. Is it not?