blonde guy from the long walk was gay as hell for doing all that

hold on I don't need to deal with all this shit I'm 12

have thought "would love to one day overcome my weirdly intense mental block about writing" but I'm almost 30? feels kinda late. maybe we're too far gone there lmao should maybe just give that up

will eat 96% dark chocolate every second of my life but fuck you I wouldn't drink a mug of unsweetened black coffee with a gun to my head

bout 2 go mommy mode on em

we need more games like Drill Dozer

we all got that one homie called The Toucher

the cello is a warm sensual instrument. violin/viola is cold sharp icy

precum also isn't real

not saying I have the diarrhea parasite but I'm not saying I don't have the diarrhea parasite

sometimes people are like "oh shit I was tricked i really liked this guy's music but when I checked it was all ai generated !" I'm not trying to be mean but skill issue. not sure I've heard ai generated music but I can't imagine it's anything more than the most sonically generic shit

Today is the only day you can retweet this

silk is like the most anti-sex material bedsheets can be

I used to have a fucking jungle of body hair n it made me rly dysphoric and like a year into transition I'd accepted I'd need laser if I wanted it to go away but fuck that shit REEAALLLY thins the fuck out after a few years

guy that just stopped rocking the bed for his mormon homie n his girl: fake ass mormon I saw you thrusting

Doing a penis music dance to entrance your girl.. and it's working!

if any of you all also took orchestra classes in school did ur teacher also do the thing where they got serious and were like "okay now listen. I know what it sounds like. get it out of ur system. but those holes on the instrument are called the F-Holes. I Know."

guy that just stopped rocking the bed for his mormon homie n his girl: fake ass mormon I saw you thrusting

Ahahah yes ma'am, it's small.

tied up and beat on by girlfriend and roommate for an hour & a half earlier and Fuck My Pain Tolerance Is Low Why Do I Suck

rat girl blows up, a bad comic

it's Catch up On Webcomics Wednesday

does anyone else get the most annoying youtube ads in the entire world

there's only one thing that could save the games industry, only one game that would resonate with the people of the USA in this moment, and that is a AAA remake of Don't Shit Your Pants www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

They Might Be Chinese and their new song Chinese Birdhouse in Your Soul

you've gotta hand it to the Neverness to Everness devs, I'd be hard-pressed to come up with a more dogwater title

do they even say the word "gay" like a single time in persona 4

light yagami isn't even that crazy of a character. that's just what you're like when you're the son of a cop

freudian slip ass shopping list lmao

won't anyone advocate for the dumb chick that doesn't know fuck (me)

dick atrophy got hands

gay men on survivor have got to stop calling black tribemates "ghetto trash" I'm gonna go ballistic

no less than like 60 mutuals worked on tyvn jam stuff y'all r crazy

it's normal to cry your eyes out every time you're touched or pet or held lovingly everyone else does that too and it's not indicative of any brain stuff

t4t wrestling near me please. please

can you all put more effort into squishing me like a bug please thanks

mid

if she's ur girl then why is she playing kahoot at my house

if you told a gamer bro from 2015 that assassin's creed, uncharted, borderlands, warcraft, tomb raider, ratchet & clank, monster hunter, hitman, and until dawn all got film adaptations but every single one of them flopped and were forgotten he would weep

many of you as the kids say

crazy that let it die got a whole ass sequel but the AI shit made the entire world over forget about it

people still making homestuck sprites in the modern day are warriors

love when a bad bitch looks at my posts

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freakypussytoucher87: thanks for warning me about the fanservice in the show I think I'll be okay though

you. yeah, you. say "banana" like the minions do. kinda healing ain't it