chastity cage would be a beautiful name for a girl! and if it's a boy, wrestlemania cage

sorry. no more sex. noone does that anymore

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

every Tomodachi Life post is "omg do you guys see what these two are saying to each other !!!!!" and you're just doing this

trying to read a handful more of last year's toxic yuri jam submissions before the new one

if we were really yuri you wouldn't hesitate eating a stew i made of myself now would you

if the yuri doesnt shatter the readers sense of values into a million tiny pieces then what good is it

okay but theoretically someone has you at gunpoint do you: A. Comply with the gunman's demands B. Fight back somehow or secret option C. Compulsively suck on that barrel like your life depends on it

I don't understand how one doesn't get bricked the fuck up in a hostage situation

bank teller flirting with a guy who just walked in: good morning sir :) [notices, blushing] o-oh, sir... Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me...? guy, into his earpiece: fuck, the jig is up. send the boys in. [pulls gun out & fires upward] THIS IS A FUCKING ROBBERY

australian men are always saying the most gay shit to eachother

how do people survive without lists

and the "thinks a bit too much about how the ankles look in an outfit" award goes to

the george lopez fandom is dying

they found my subreddit

looking at a baby, scoffing, and telling their parents it's "laughably derivative" before walking away

A RESTAURANT TSHIRT PISSED ME OFF TODAY

me: they're stroking your shit while sucking one of the balls in the qrts that one horny touch-starved mutual checking their notification tab: are they really

remembering the time a guy was trying to be transphobic at me by going "you people are all the same. Let me guess: [just completely cold guesses a bunch of mental illnesses I have and the prescriptions I take]" and like Literally Every Guess was wrong. like what kind of method is that

I Literally Choose Love Bro I'm Not Some Kind Of Love Larper

the american public education system fucking sucks. why weren't we all required to learn spanish

coworker clued me in that everybody here thinks I give off cold uncaring ass ?????????????????????????????? what ????????????????????

my first zine MALCHIME (2023) 🧵(1/8)

sometimes being the living physical embodiment of love is really hard and taxing on the body but somebody has to do it

WAIT A MINUTE ARE WE *ALL* FUCKING OUR POKEMON ?????????????

I think extremely frequently "I wonder if I just look like a cisgender man to people" and then I go out in public and wow if that's the case I sure am getting a lot of stares for a cisgender baby

there's no way what you just said to me abides by the samurai code in any way whatsoever but sure go ahead keep hurling your insults

it feels so awesome to still be awakening to new fetishes. like there's a whole wide world out there left to be seen

Revised and Also Objectively Correct

I love that everyone is still posting through it all, despite the shortcomings of the website. that's Human Perseverance, Baby

"130 million people take roadtrips a year" is a completely made up conflated stat right. like there's no way. roadtripping is like 90% a movie thing

I'm almost 30 years old and I still don't really know how to factor in like. clothing expenses. how do you know clothing is too far gone and you have to buy new clothes

once humans reach maturity we are able to pick from one of twelve starter classes

aseprite I Own You now

why is "disabled person is no longer wheelchair-bound and is now Evil" a trope dhjfjdjfjdbf

18 hours of work missing off of my paycheck :)

sprays you with a water bottle but the bottle secretly has just a little bit of pee in it as a funny prank between friends

joining a doujin circle is the coolest thing a girl can do

anyone send any good emails lately

what's stopping us from putting a big glass dome over it and having them duke it out

sometimes "I hauve COVID" don't even begin to cover it bro. I've got bubonic

imagining an au where the u.s never got imported Japanese media so all the would-be fujos are just squee-ing over Lieutenant Dan x Forrest Gump

it CANNOT be understated just how influential katawa shoujo was to the western visual novel market

what were ur alls first visual novels ....

listening to the hello girl dev commentary stream and my takeaways are: 1. these girls r Very funny and 2. I played an outdated version a week ago FHDSHFISJFJDJ

battler should be in more completely unrelated visual novels. like he just shows up and he's there

don't get me started on #longpig

thinking about when john waters said in an interview he wanted to fuck Alvin and the Chipmunks

toy addict: bro I can stop giggling and playing and having fun any time I want. the unbridled joy has no control over me