they hate me for my cursed artifact. because I bring the cursed artifact everywhere I go, leaving a trail of death & misfortune in my wake

Watching half the population of America actively undergo religious psychosis then seeing news that’s just “china now makes it mandatory for all apartment buildings to have big spacious beautiful balconies”

how many milf designs does toby fox have up his sleeve

string sections in music make me so. so emotional. I miss the orchestra

the tactful and agreeable pervert

envious of people that Learn Skills

learning Spanish is intimidating solely cause how the FUCK do you roll r's

"heheh, I support women's wrongs!" incorrect. no such thing. every action a woman has ever taken has been entirely justified. they CAN'T be wrong

in this world it's Jack off or be jack offed

I will continue spreading evil and filth for as long as I'm able on this website, or wherever I have to do it. Let's start with this bundle of evil games my friends made. Girls' Monachopsis is in there too. thatsvnclub.neocities.org

they're tossing me into the sea at noon sharp tomorrow

I love everyone in the world

I believe smokey bear would kill to protect the forest while the lorax would not

the second a girl starts getting weird queer with it people start going all "yikes. red flags :/" and shit. Shut Up!!!!! do you want a freak or not !!!!!!!!!

crash bandicoot should acquire a firearm

oh you're drinking a coke? look closer dipshit lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they'll never catch me

swapping the hoses between the gas pumps and the fountain machine at the gas station as a fun summertime prank. car full of soda haha

been a year since my favorite shirt went missing. pour one out

hey everyone, so we got approved to move into an apartment and there are a lot of expenses that come with it. If anyone can help, it would mean the world to Kat and I gofund.me/f9d3c202

the holy bible is just hype moments & aura

my hot sexually manipulative iguana wife, whom I have a sneaking suspicion is trying to inherit the entirety of my legacy when I die: why put your quill to a will when you could scissor with a lizard me, on my death bed: i'd love to add my children to this will but she makes a great argument

when you can't read you can never be "the girl reading this" and I think that's kinda sad

if you follow me on twitter you've seen this image half a dozen times but this is still my favorite picture I've ever taken like the vibes are crazy

right-wing politics is like 90% pearl-clutching

jerking it to Simpsons/family guy porn is like level 80 omega deep gooner shit like you are Deranged

really not sure why it's so desperately important to insert consent (of all things) into an intangible nonreal space. fiction is already the fantasy. it's defined by its border. like actually grow up lol

showing my dumb gay flesh thoroughbred an episode of my little pony to give him body dysmorphia

whenever our youngest cat & our oldest cat start cleaning each other my partner goes "wow. they're so Call Me By Your Name"

chris's moral conundrum #OurPermanentVacation #opvcomic

spread my terrible terrible spore

does anyone wanna mud wrestle

infighting isn't allowed until we figure. everything else out

EVERYONE SHUT UP.... Spit XXV by Kittie is out today

can moko mojiro drop her workout routine I'm trying to look like that

if I were a rabbit u'd catch me saying "I'm all ears" all. of the time

your abusive mother: yeah babies are born naturally evil I think

guy finally sitting down to play resident evil 6 after seeing the logo and thinking it was a game about a giraffe getting throated: man what the fuck is this

u know a USB drive HATE to see Randy Pitchford coming

not liking Smells is abnormal

I lived with my brother until I was 18 and I'm still not sure when his birthday is cause my parents could never agree when it was

female character?

where is my situation .

can a yugioh tcg player tell me if the characters in the anime are Good at it or not

I played it and liked it but i think balatro would've consumed me if I were Any Good At It

if pissed in persona 2 pants is so good why no pissed in persona 3 pants

tomorrow is my birthday. I wish to be put in a situation

so so so so much more naked looking when ur completely nude but the shoes r still on