did someone say..... sex?

tomato sauce

i kind of want to play the gollum game because it sounds really funny

hazbin hoes don't tell

i guarantee you the next knives out movie will will have at least one of the mcelroy brothers in it

listening to the person in the bathroom stall next to me have violent diarrhea so i whisper "solidarity forever" under my breath

jenny

um i dont think you can say that anymore

The End of Evangelion Episode 25' Air Love is Destructive

I had to remove a bunch of references to stuff from this one because they outlined the political state of things too explicitly. Might trim it down some more. Nothing above sea level matters, frankly.

i always found them to be quite epic

r/Carebears

There’s so much to dig into here, psychologically

luke skywalker's edgy drug addict great grandson who looks like an early 2000s bassist

all chimpanzees are british. if they could talk they'd have british accents

me when i see my fellow leftists eating spaghetti with a fork instead of using their bare hands

people blame executives for big franchises sucking nowadays but idk if i'm convinced that it's just their fault anymore. i was looking at interviews and statements from the director of alien romulus and i think the issue is that the people who direct these movies are fanboys

star wars fans are just as mean and entitled as every other kind of fan but way more destructive because they're fans of one of the most popular things ever

the fact that james gunn's silly and upbeat superman movie is more politically radical than matt reeve's gritty neo-noir batman serial killer movie is embarrassing

oz cobb is an infinitely funnier name than oswald cobblepot

i have a love hate relationship with the matt reeves batman movie. the biggest issue is that the it still tries to be a traditional superhero movie and that ruins a lot of the more interesting stuff

i love pluribus it is epic

something that's so refreshing about pluribus is how every episode works as an entertaining episode of a show. it doesn't just feel like a long drawn out movie cut up into chunks

what i really like about pluribus and all of vince gilligan's shows is that even when they have a slower pace nothing in them feels unnecessary or like they're treading water

me when i eat a bitter vegetable

vacation babies #5 #OurPermanentVacation #opvcomic

groomer

i've developed a real distaste for "prestige" television series. pluribus is extremely good though

what it feels like to be someone who thinks season 1 of the simpsons is the best season

my hideous chud baby

Nancy Day 6 🐕✂️

my first exposure to homosexuality as a child

thinking too hard about art is bad and kind of ruins it but i never learn my lesson

i like that every transformer in the michael bay movies looks like metal spaghetti

sonic the hedgehog caused my recent descent into madness

some movie people on twitter have been trying to push a michael bay redemption agenda for a while now and i'm not buying it. those transformers movies are actually unwatchable

i don't know why i've been focused on bad art that i shouldn't even care about. i should be happy that big brands are imploding. even the big mainstream stuff i like that's been ruined doesn't matter because i can just go back and look at the good old stuff