it's so frustrating that a lot of people who work for humanitarian causes are extroverted jocks. like, if they weren't saving starving children they'd be climbing mount everest or some shit. they're everything i'm not

honestly by donating you're being a good person because you're supplying people the guys who save people's lives with money they need. you can be a good person by just sitting on your butt and donating. just don't spread obvious scams

you can't trust charity organizations comprised of volunteers who put their lives on the line to help starving palestinian children. instead you need to donate to this nigerian prince tier gofundme scam to maintain the illusion that we're helping people by posting

infinity train is a frustrating show because it has pretty good writing but the visual style is pretty bland. it feels like the visuals are the most generic version of whatever they're portraying

i don't think exaggerated cartoony expressions are inherently funny on their own. also just because something is drawn with more technical skill that doesn't make it funnier

there's so much stuff out there that's really well drawn or has amazing animation that i just don't give a shit about because the story and characters suck

flashbanged with memories of the twin peaks episode of darkwing duck

jeff

me again

and then some shit never changes lol

what i think about when i use bandaids or tape to cover my nips instead of wearing a bra

"The Dark Knight" from Dan Clowes' Wilson (2010)

My ugly child just found out what gay people are from a cartoon and he needs THERAPY!!!! If I have to have a single conversation with my child I'm going to CUT MY OWN HEAD OFF

i think everyone has an empty void inside them but some people's voids are bigger than other

sometimes it's hard for me to fantasize about being a completely different person because i know that i'll never be that kind of person so what's the point

i think about this a lot

boy, i can't wait to show you my underground world

your ass got blasted. wipe up

them

We always called her Dull Mary because her hair was all washed out and grey like an old lady’s, even though when you think about it that’s the opposite of normal and dull. Weird skin. She never caused any trouble, so mostly we left her alone.

Jack Nicholson proves age hasnt dulled his sense of humor by throwing a stun grenade into a crowd of his fans (Source: tinyurl.com/5bkf7bhh)

i feel like i don't cultivate a very autism friendly social media presence because i'm always posting my confusing riddles and bits with the driest tone possible

a jock is anyone who makes me feel deficient as a human being. the old lady who got pissed off when i used the self checkout incorrectly at save on foods is a jock. my mom is a jock because i find one on one conversations with her intimidating

(sees someone driving a car) ugh they're such a jock. jocks always looove to show off the fact that they can drive. what an asshole

i'm the only person who has ever been unhappy. everyone else who says they're unhappy isn't actually unhappy because they aren't me. only my specific combination of life experiences can produce true unhappiness

i do have a bit of a big mouth sometimes

She’s so awesome.

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 23 Tears Rei III

ass #OurPermanentVacation

a real selfie

i think there's a difference between trying to challenge people with comedy and just poking someone over and over again saying "nyeh i'm not touching you I'm not touching you"

you can make edgy dark jokes that don't suck. you just have to actually understand what you're joking about

i know this is a basic take but it is very annoying that you can't talk frankly or joke about dark and controversial topics without certain people freaking out

there have been a couple posts on kiwifarms about me but they're pretty predictable. i think it's really funny that one person referred to jenny as my "feminist lesbian icon oc" though

this is what it's like to have a fetish for getting punched in the stomach

selfie time!!! ^_^

i genuinely have sympathy for everyone who has abused me and treated me horribly. even when i hate them i still feel bad for them because i know that i could very easily behave the exact same way as them

i love this song youtu.be/x8t9SRkQYK8?...

one must pity the shmorky

mort

The only way to truly watch this masterpiece

the 2000s and early 2010s internet fucking sucked. adult men were posting drawings of themselves punching emo kids

god... they look so happy....

during the 2000s and early 2010s saying the n-word with a hard r as a joke was ok but acting kind of rude was unacceptable