the only thing worse than stephen king writing a black character is when the white actor reading the audiobook tries to do a black voice

drew this while listening to the IT audiobook

dark scoob

fillerbunny spotted in the 2002 scooby doo movie

the ghost world movie and bad santa have an almost perfect balance of cynicism and empathetic humanity but art school confidential is kind of insufferable

i'm a perfect synthesis of enid and seymour from the ghost world movie. enid interests with seymour sensibilities

mars attacks is one of the best burton films. i might even consider it a perfect film. definitely up there with peewee's big adventure

zamn vince vaughn is caked tf up

sometimes i'll create a character with one trait or who's a cartoonish stereotype for a gag but idk if i could make a whole story about characters like that. i don't have that skill

this outfit is insane. i love it

in 10 years you will be so much happier to have created 4 bad things than not created 1 perfect thing

i think it's funny to be irreverent with how i depict my characters sometimes but i still like all of them and i try to avoid making characters that only exist to represent a negative trait or to parody certain people. i like giving them nuance and genuine humanity

ari aster is the ultimate clowes guy. he is the physical embodiment of a male daniel clowes fan

i'm mentally turning on ari aster again

the 1998 psycho remake is one of the most interesting pieces of postmodern pop art ever made

Artwork of Robotnik, drawn by Milton Knight, for the 'Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog' pilot.

little miss sunshine is a perfect movie

i love the devious way he wiggles his fingers

she rules

i have depression

the only good video game adaptation

idk if it's even possible to do a modern indiana jones reboot. literally every aspect of his character is problematic except for the fact that he kills nazis sometimes. is he just going to kill nazis forever and... that's it?

last crusade is basically a screwball 1940s comedy film. real abbott and costello vibes

so sad the lucas never got to incorporate the nazi with a robot arm concept into any of the indiana jones films

imo last crusade is the most spielbergian indiana jones film, temple of doom feels the most like a george lucas film, and raiders is a perfect blend of both their vibes

indiana jones like to kill the enemy guards

"EY AHM MEEKY MOWSE!"

everything i eat fills my intestines with tumours

petrie from the original land before time is like jar jar binks if he fully worked as a character

every don bluth movie has a loathsome freak in it who's either voiced by charles nelson reilly or will ryan

society if rock-a-doodle didn't have that constant obnoxious narration added to it

the king

Stephen King is the only mainstream author who would ever put something in one of his books like a basement-dwelling, computer genius, telekinetic serial killer who's exclusively sexually attracted to his mother.

the cunning brutal

Fuck. You.

dexter's laboratory is in love with the babysitter so he turns on the fireplace and wears a suit but the attractive teenage babysitter is dating an old boy so dexter usese the machine to become an older boy but it makes him makes him hideous she runs away screaming

stuck at work with intense desire to draw

messy relationship

subject

this chapter literally feels like an adaptation of my actual life