please buy this and other fine books from my online shop

Can think of two things wrong with this so-called grasshopper

fairy tale comic where margaux and bea fight each other with owen by proxy

Just found out the rapture is happening tomorrow

Alternative Health Options Fowler, CO

menges from annex, livingston manor, new york, 1977

it's spamton and noelle from deltarune!!!

The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band

if i was ten years younger the latter half of audra 7 would've been about sal vulcano from impractical jokers

The Surplus Store Whitwell, TN

i met spamton g. spamton in the parking lot of the defunct bethesda mcdonald's and gave him my vape pen.

Calling lunch "lunk" because i've only ever seen it in print

you can buy my new comic(s) from my website www.audrastang.com/product/vall...

i remember watching my friend get shot over and over again with a prop gun for this rousing number in high school drama club www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPuQ...

looked up spamton fanart and it was exactly what i expected. it's like if my grandma looked up geico gecko fanart and found art of him fucking the aflac duck.

i showed my boyfriend a picture of spamton on my phone to send him on a mission to find a keychain and he dejectedly replied, "i know what spamton looks like"

"i'm doing hot girl shit" - me before walking to the bethesda dunkin donuts in my bra so i don't get pit stains on my shirt before going into the spx ball room

i'm glad my boyfriend can help me understand what is happening in the world today by explaining the helldivers bullet to me

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

my bf bought me a second screen for me to stream him playing silksong on and now he's not even playing it smh... i guess i'll just put family guy on it i guess

7. clown (sad)

i went to sleep and woke up and i'm still not over the convergent evolution of this mad parody and my own artistic practice

gaido's restaurant sign, galveston, texas, 1986

6. roll roll roll

(Average conversation with my wife) Wife: I'm going to become a mad scientist and replace your hands with energy cannons. Me: Why??? Wife: So you'll be able to target flying enemies... Me: Oh that's true... I guess I don't have any ranged options currently. Wife: I am always thinking of you.

Embarrassed myself in front of some teens when i accidentally called The Allman Brothers "The Almond Brothers" (this was in the 70s)

In America gambling companies fund public transit instead of state governments

listening too - 5 sorry for not numbering as i go, but i'm not sure what i'm calling this collection of valley and idella comics yet.

Babe are you ok? You've hardly touched your frickles

horseless carriage museum billboard, rockerville, south dakota, 1979

listening too - 5 sorry for not numbering as i go, but i'm not sure what i'm calling this collection of valley and idella comics yet.

i love the king of the hill episode where hank gets bullied by a child who calls him "dusty old bones full of green dust" because it's SO specific and so believable to weird shit kids say that i refuse to believe it's anything other than a biographical detail from a KOTH writer's life

when i was a teenager some other kids wore me down into using a ouija board and then asked it if it was john lennon and moved the pointer to "yes" then roasted me for being freaked out bc they thought i thought it was john. but i actually was worried it was a demon pretending to be john.

same tent cause

i love spamton from deltarune the same way that my grandma loves the geicko gecko

come hang out with us in the bethesda marriott business zone it'll be a great time!!!

this image is objectively so funny they're torturing him by being women who know he exists

found a character sheet that i wrote when i was fourteen for my self-insert character's boyfriend listing him as 5'7