My dad don't play about Chairman Mao, he compared him to Abraham Lincoln when I mentioned wanting to visit Beijing when I'm financially able to

Gaster's theme in Deltarune is such a simple piece that you'll *actually* look schizophrenic if you point out its uses to someone unfamiliar with this series

The Noelle struggle.

<- instant loss victim

Been needing Saya's attention more for some reason @number-one-warned.rat.mom What's up with that

They banned daddy daughter funtime at the strip club fuck you Ben Gvir

if Kim Jong Un had a twitter it would almost entirely consist of photos of him at random farms and factories with captions like "Potato produce has outperformed expectations."

cooling off the bau's

"This cat...This one is quite based and would look tuff in edits"

I have no gay thoughts, that's been resolved for a while

You don't see people cracking open papers to read the funnies anymore

"Seri beyond the jokea what are your actual beliefs" just this, just this really, not elaborating

Toby Fox making the addition of a trans women the selling point of Undertale's Switch port and then adding her again and making her the most expensive looking and difficult boss in the game, he's either closeted or some sort of ascended chaser

There's this one guy who gave me a lot of shit in high school including just actual physical queerphobic violence against me who for the past few years has apparently felt immense crippling pain because he thinks I killed myself, I am never telling him I'm alive.

Just shut down Reddit already

My biggest impacts online are popularising the use of the ERB "I am Adolf Hitler" clip as a reaction video and also creating this image (and a few variants of it)

father daughter bowling alley session (not sexual)

Haven't used ChatGPT in a while, what do you mean they now only give you like 5 messages with the most advanced model per day???

Hey friends...rent ate up my ENTIRE paycheck again, and all I have left are a few frozen meals. Anybody willing to toss a few bucks my way for essentials (food, gas to get to work, laundry) to get me through my next payday? It would be greatly appreciated. I love you all. paypal.me/AliceIncarnate

is it me or has Firefox gotten a lot more bloated in terms of memory usage?

Found out my electric company's been charging us for a nonexistent gas bill (we have electric heating) based on a number they quite literally made up

It's probably a big condemnation of Western society that a film like Supergirl being potentially bad means I have to worry about minority rights being set back another several dozen years

paging @number-one-warned.rat.mom

This black eye? Uh I think I fell down the stairs, or like, I think into the doorknob onto into the kitchen counter? I forgot why, I just know it's my fault okay? Don't blame anyone else it's my fault, I did it to myself really, please don't make a big deal out of it, I probably had it coming anyway

Weirdly prophetic film

"You bring me 100 Marxists, 10 of them read Marx, uphold class struggle & understand labour dynamics, half of them are Chinese chauvinists, and other chauvinists, and the rest are social democrats who believe in electoralism, while our enemies control global world order! That is why we are losing."

bruh who the fuck is that last guy 💀 old ass man

What if you had a universal remote, that could control YOUR universe?

That whole period online where everyone thought sending "1989 Tiananmen Square massacre" to random Chinese people would get them kidnapped and executed by the government was really funny when you remember the US massacred college protestors in the 70s and the median reaction was "They deserved it"

Pomni dines on her muff for breakfast, lunch and dinner, teeth and all, doesn't even trim her nails, it's fucking nasty, the whole room stinks

This all happened because Letterboxd deleted his account btw

Booooo I hate how expressionless my face is

Ariel is a deceptive Seri, do not trust her, behind the polite face lies the sickest sick sick mind possible, proceed with caution. - An excerpt from a CIA dossier labeled "The 10 Souls of Seri"

When I do the Sovietboo larp it's cute because I have family history with it, when Kevin from Oklahoma does it it's like a form of cultural molestation

Gooseworx and Toby Fox timing their latest releases to infect the trans woman pfp pool, actual demons, all I see is Jax and Mew Mew, nothing else, they successfully made all the girls conform, sad!

making susie watch while you weird route noelle button:

Actually collecting eyeballs and dropping them in a big cauldron so Cabo Verde beats Argentina on Friday

Actually so fucked up that from now on every time a formerly cis character is heavily implied to be trans or just outright confirmed you're gonna have to deal with both chuds going "THE TRANS CULT IS GROOMING OUR FEMBOYS" and woke-heads going "Well what if they're just bigender genderfluid demiboy?"

My Deltarune updated right after I beat the final boss and I found out that update was to nerf him #TobyFoxDippedInAcidNOW

under the blue sky #deltarune #ralsei

We need this guy executed by firing squad in a stadium broadcast on live TV

Do you guys remember when I very briefly had religious psychosis what was up with that, it's not even a family thing my dad's whole family is on some Enver Hoxha shit about religion and my mom isn't even someone I'm imprinted on (and doesn't even have a consistent religion) so like ???

Only Saya gets to see the chunni Seri headmates