if microsoft re-released office 95 with a compatibility layer for windows 11 people would buy it and be happier than people using copilot365 all of the features an average Word user actually needs are present in Word 95 those features being 1. fonts 2. italics 3. spellcheck

maybe i'm overly biased from my personal experiences but i'm still extremely wary of "this arch-based distro is great for linux newbies" please just run fedora. i'm begging you.

“Olive oil” “Medium high heat” So we just like smoke?

doing a DIY project in a ceiling or other hard-to-see area? i present to you usb webcam + laptop + flashlight

The big secret about smartphones that no one talks about is how you’ll take out your phone because you’re bored but then do something boring on it. Like, you’re still bored, you’re just also looking at your phone

Watching taskmaster as contestants realize that their pretty privilege doesn’t work here. But we love you anyway Joe Thomas

hearing from sources that Amelia Bedelia has been arrested in connection with the water-pouring assault. "but it was ICE headquarters," she said

This is the dynamic across most of America: Liberal cities generate revenue, which state governments then transfer to benefit conservative rural areas, whose residents despite city-dwellers and consistently vote to harm them. But politicians endlessly pander to rural voters and demonize cities.

I was supposed to be in bed an hour ago but sending links and videos to people so they know to avoid the green gas (zinc chloride). Once a lab steward, always a lab steward. Seriously, I was a chemist twenty years ago, you do NOT want heavy metal toxicity. It fucks you up in weird ways.

ICE vehicle found abandoned in Minneapolis containing the location of Dr. Evil’s secret base

The complicated reality is there are 3 things happening simultaneously: -Trump preternaturally understands the ebb and flow of the media and does perform for it -His inner circle is in a mad dash to turn the US into a fascist ethnostate -Like all authoritarian regimes, they're grossly incompetent

Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.

words should not be allowed to have more than one y in them

alternative hypothesis: Tchaikovsky was so incredibly influential on ballet as a form that his compositional style is almost synonymous with "the sound of ballet" anyway best violin concerto

did i just screw my laptop fully back together after replacing the wifi card without testing it? yes was i punished? no, it works perfectly. get good

I don’t care what the title says: every piece of music Tchaikovsky wrote is ballet

Pro tip: the hex bits of a precision screwdriver are great for pressing those annoying tiny antenna connectors into place

The thing that really makes Minneapolis different, other than the fact that they straight up murdered someone, is that they've dropped all pretense that this is just about immigration. The state has declared war on its own people, or at least those people who live in cities.

Jacob Frey told ICE agents to get the fuck out of Minneapolis, a hugely popular viral moment, and the media has been browbeating him over it ever since. Trump flipped a guy off and told him fuck you and it’s barely acknowledged.

It's not lost on me that an intended side effect of doing this is putting children of color behind in their educations.

The gofundme for that factory worker who called Trump a pedophile protector is at like $300k. Funniest possible outcome of this is everyone rushing to do the same thing in the hopes of getting paid

Sam is to Edinburgh as Adam is to Castles. it’s not as big of a weakness but uhhhhh #JetLagTheGame

boy "the day hytale early access came out" isn't a great day for minecraft to go down

hmm new block game kinda vibey

Liza Tarbuck showed up on taskmaster and went "right, this is my show now and it was nice of me to let Alex and Greg tag along." i never get tired of it

There’s no good reason to buy a calculator watch in 2026. Why would you want a calculator watch? That would be silly. i certainly dont want one….no way…🫣

this is the way

DEFEATED! Democrats joined by 6 Republicans just took down this anti-worker bill, the final vote was unchanged from below. Mike Johnson spent nearly an hour trying to flip Republican holdouts but ultimately gave up, his first floor defeat of the year and likely not the last.

Elon is literally the embodiment of everything Gene Roddenberry thought was wrong with the world. The core value of Star Trek is empathy. All the great episodes are about the crews learning to have empathy for species and societies they're encountering for the first time.

hmmm i feel like i might be able to make the dumbphone thing work

I have practice the piano for like 45 minutes today and I need a back massage

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

i guess the point of fascist dog whistles is that people don’t know they’re fascist. Anyway “birthrates”

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

“I’ve known Mark for 20 years” Maybe one of the harshest burns in the history of taskmaster

lots of political space to convert those “not sures” into somewhat supports and those “somewhat supports” into strongly supports on eliminating ICE. also, with a funding battle coming up, plenty of political space to say “no government funding unless we claw back last year’s new ICE funding”

The core demo of this app are people who know we’re addicted to our phones but can’t do anything about it. The core demo of X is people who think they should use their phones more

Samsung really said “what if our fridges were even more of a meme”

Gotta add voice command and conversation features to devices that you are standing in front of and could easily touch

“How did your face end up in this Amazon database?” “I rang my neighbor’s doorbell”

Hytale

hold on now, let him cook

Look laughing at people when they fall always comes with a tiny twinge of guilt for laughing at someone’s pain that’s why it’s so cool when ICE agents fall down. No guilt!

“Unboxing experience” is brainrot. Take thing out of box Throw away box Box protect thing then throw away No pretty box, no special box. Just box

britney posting is undefeated

I used to think the bit of Greg bullying Alex was a bit much but now I realized that it is Alex’s clever ploy to keep people from finding out he’s an evil mastermind #Taskmaster

Everyone who isnt Tom Brady knew where Hurts was going with that ball before they even snapped. They really should do something about that.

I can see how someone would be impressed with the 49er’s defense today but honestly this is what the eagles’ offense has looked like all year.

Giant ad: you’re gonna need a bigger cart Me: Giant you provide the carts, if the cart is too small that’s your fault

Saying “I ain’t reading all that” is sometimes rude but it’s sometimes very good for your mental health