Finally watching severance “I couldn’t possibly love Tramell Tillman even more” He’s a gay train enthusiast

Nah nah nah, it's not a Lord of the Rings issue, you'll see the right wing deeply misunderstand Star Trek, Star Wars, the Expanse, a Song of Ice and Fire, the entire bibliography of Philip K Dick, and any writing that involves satire and subtlety as well.

SugarBee apples are Honeycrisps but they actually taste good

this store is 18+ and they’re strict as hell about it. none of this has ever been about “protecting children,” it’s about trying to force trans people to disappear

so, joking aside, I do really dislike this dynamic one of the reasons I very rarely get in fights On Here (aside from finding it personally upsetting) is that I believe that most people on the left-liberal spectrum have their hearts in the right place and prefer to direct my ire at people who don't

Guys I think this Beethoven guy might be onto something

The American people: no war for oil Oil executives: no war for oil Trump: WAR FOR OIL

I don't see what's hard about telling Americans the truth: The aged lying self-obsessed president who tariffed your stuff while blocking the Epstein Files & taking multiple cognitive tests just started a war you didn't ask for, for no coherent reason other than he thinks it makes him look good on TV

What if we could talk about cock size without making it about race?

“Every expert on this subject in the entire world thinks this is a terrible idea” is basically a guarantee that Trump will do it.

2026: scrolling past the AI generated CSAM on the nazi pedophile app to see my favorite politicians' public anti-war statements

NYT gonna NYT: "Both Mr. Mamdani and Mr. Maduro identify as socialists, though they have no relationship.” — would be funny if they did this every time you write about two capitalists. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...

Kumail Nanjiani on taskmaster?!

(plz read the whole thread)

Mark Kelly puts out a statement saying "The President of the United States just overthrew a foreign ruler and explained to the American people that this is about taking control of the oil reserves of a foreign nation." This is probably the strongest statement alongside Gallego's I've read.

Look I’m not saying you’ll be happier if you’re cynical but like…. Not having high hopes for 2026 was the right call

Omg he just said it. Out loud. To the cameras. No but actually did we time travel back to 2002

Remember how we finally pulled out of Afghanistan? Welp. (And it was a disaster)

Oh. I see.

Look I’d just like to say to all the engineers out there working on Bluetooth products: None of us know what any of the beeps and boops and clicks mean and they’re different on every product

Look I might be having leftover mini hot dogs for dinner but I’m also having leftover assorted fruit so it’s not irresponsible

Did someone say “taskmaster new year treat?”

Woah mecha-hitler generated child porn? This is a shocking and unpredictable turn of events. Who could have seen this coming?

All the car and gas companies said that putting lead in gasoline is fine and they wouldn’t hurt us right?

Yo I finally remembered the idea I had five hours ago

Does anyone know what “99% new” means? Fucking eBay sellers

What if we made 2026 the year of not calling art “content” anymore

It’s kind of a shame that IBM already used the branding “Personal Computer” because it fits smartphones much better. It’s very silly that these devices are named after one of their least used features

No one wrote scales and arpeggios like Beethoven (This isn’t shade, he’s legitimately my favorite composer)

They should invent medicine that you take before you get sick so you never get sick in the first place. We could even give it to very young children to protect them from dying of horrible diseases

Coffee is delicious

My word for 2026 is “engagement bait”

It’s kinda nuts that if you want a dedicated music player in 2026, it’s hard to find anything better than “buy a modded iPod on eBay” iPods were so fucking good man

No mobile game will ever be as fun as playing that breakout clone they shipped with the click wheel iPods

“The audiophile stuff goes right over my head” That’s ok, 90% of it is bullshit

Another year another “the trend of wearing glasses with the year on them should have died in 2009 when the design stopped making any sense”

My phone really doesn’t like the word bitrate and really wants it to be a nitrate instead.

First article: doesn’t understand that variable bitrate MP3 doesn’t give you variable quality, it dynamically changes the nitrate to give maximum compression without sacrificing quality Second article: implies that MP3 variable bitrate is 500kbps which…it’s variable that’s the point

My favorite type of articles are tech explainers that fundamentally don’t understand the technology

I used to think that Jet Lag players were overdoing it by censoring every bit of text in every photo. I no longer think this

Can you believe that the world turns 2026 today? Wait or is it Jesus turning 2026? Hmmm

They should invent memes that aren’t dead

Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025 - colonists arriving on Mars - xAI achieving AGI - Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S. - completely driverless robotaxis - a Tesla Roadster demo - DOGE cutting trillions none of them happened mashable.com/article/elon-mus...

I have questions (Yes obviously they changed the title for SEO)

Want a playlist but don’t feel like going to the effort of making one? Tired of weird Spotify mixes stuffed full of AI slop? Well I have the thing for you! It’s called…..Albums! One of your favorite artists recorded 8-15 songs and put them together just for you to listen to!

“Giant scam in the affiliate marketing industry” Wait you’re saying the industry that essentially a legalized pyramid scheme has bad actors and isn’t totally above board? This this shocking. Anyway honey is even worse than we thought

Ice cold take: Dark side of the moon is a good album

Every fictional detective is neurodivergent

You know what I always say: Get busy gooning or get busy dying

Wicked the movie is very queer you can tell by the no-explicitly-queer-characters Oh