Begging any Democrat to say "why are Republicans obsessed with child cock" on one of the major news networks.

Just found out about Australian tablespoons.

Palestinian liberation is now one of the most popular causes in the Democratic party and yet 75% of its members in Congress are, in some form, in the way of it

Mamdani getting a kidnapped kid released from ICE in less than a day kinda lays bare the full depravity of the Democrats' "we can't just DO things" mentality for the last year.

The best thing you can do in light of the Ellison takeover of Warner Brothers invest your time, energy, and money in supporting independent creators and independent distribution networks and independent venues. It is absolutely crucial to make independence a viable option.

srsly how

I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.

Conservatives: Kids' media now is secretly pushing the LGBTQ agenda, it never used to be like this!!!! Aladdin, a movie creatively spearheaded by a gay man dying of AIDS that's about a man ashamed of his identity only finding liberation and happiness in the truth:

Some of these patients on The Pitt need to catch some hands.

Describe your favorite games poorly: - protagonist sides with slumlord to build single family island homes with zoning restrictions and an HoA - competitive animal fighting ring sometimes squanders criminal enterprises - queer magic swords polycule rolls dice, has questionable racial politics

I love working at the closed captions factory and putting "[speaking foreign language]" directly on top of the subtitles

Never "AI will be installed in grills, signal when meat is done" or "AI added to fountain drink dispenser, detects when cleaning required." When they dream of person-approximating helper technologies, somehow it always circles back to policing or punishing employees.

Hey, sorry for the purity test or whatever but I can't vote for this. I gotta leave "President" bubble blank if someone on that stage doesn't say out loud that this was wrong and it's not who we're going to be anymore.

I shouldn't be looking at Blu-ray copies of The Pagemaster on eBay.

Tech headlines in 2026: Anthropic partners with Fascism to explode fishermen and add protein to GLP-1s. Every eBay employee has been fired. Experts say Burger King's OpenAI-powered torment nexus competes with Google's Diarrhea Coin 3, sparking backlash against Ring's new Black People Tracker.

Fun fact, US passports did not have a gender marker until 1977, when a rising trend in unisex fashion started freaking the government out.

“2026 is the year of the horse” The horse:

Stop pre-negotiating. Stop telling voters they have to sacrifice minorities and the marginalized to have a chance of winning. Stop telling voters to settle, to not ask for everything, to be reasonable. Don't be reasonable. Demand the world. The world belongs to us. They don't have more right to it.

It may be too early to know, but what can we do from other states to support our trans siblings in Kansas?

Just thinking about how history rhymes.

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

Deleted 10,000 skeets today.

Searching "is anyone gay in Mad Men" before committing to seven seasons.

There is a version of this world that could exist where, at any given time, the majority of humans beings are just chillin’ and eating fruit.

also the USPS should do web-hosting and email services

Kid just brought home her art project. The dreams of children are so beautiful. 🥲

I survived the terminal for this.

Um, Hilary Duff interpolating/referencing Blink-182?!? I'm dead.

...I forgot what I was going to say.

BREAKING: Supreme Court rules 6-3 that everyone has to switch to Linux.

Vibe check.

look at this machine … you can reinvent the wheel with it

Sorry I'm late, my socks felt weird putting my shoes on so I had to take them off and change socks and when I put the second pair on they didn't go on right so I had to start over and then I tied one shoe lace tighter than the other so I undid them and shook them out and started over again.

Do you think adding this gif I found to my portfolio will help me secure employment?

A stripper slowly removing layers of clothing, each with loud velcro.

Riding at dawn on the side of Taylor Lorenz in the battle against Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

I think it's bad to commit in advance to voting for any candidate because it's like going to a car dealership and beginning negotiations by offering above asking price and also calling them before you get there to let them know you're already sold and would like the extended warranty, please.

What is going on in @scottthewoz.bsky.social's basement?

Al Jazeera investigation reveals how US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500°C have left no trace of nearly 3,000 Palestinians. It’s exhausting to see what my tax dollars are funding and world leaders continue to do nothing. What’s happening in Palestine will eventually happen to all of us.

“If I’m here at Super Bowl LX, it’s because I never stopped believing in myself. You should never stop believing in yourself either. It’s worth more than you think.” —Bad Bunny

How I'm watching the halftime show:

Warning: This is your autism on edibles.

Foldmaxxing with @wawhistles.bsky.social today. #FuckICE