ok partial name reveal

fuck u, carbonates ur cum

my pussy was forged by a legendary dwarven smith

Not putting her in a cock cage but locking her into chastity by creating societal circumstances where she is always working or looking for work or worrying about rent that she never has enough personal time to touch herself. In this way, the CYBERSMITH has already won.

what kind of clown name searches on the posters retirement home app

This is so cool. Zohran Mamdani just released the 2026 NYC Dev Roadmap and he's updating Williamsburg with not one but TWO new 20-man raids with their own endgame armor sets and weapons

bill for a vaccine went from $35 (which i paid) to $120 to $0 when they realized they told me the wrong proce to $237???? motherfuckers

tapping the sign about my favorite aspirational dipshit 😍😍😍

Every time I see a friend starting a game multiple times in a row on steam this meme comes to mind

teacher at a satanist school looking at you disapprovingly when you try to write right handed

Remember when Alex Pareene predicted this after Charlottesville in 2017 www.splinter.com/charlottesvi...

i want some hot cocoa :<

when the trans girl says "you're like a sister to me" and you have to figure out if she thinks you're a great friend or if she wants to make out

They're making the sunsets transgender!

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pussy that squeaks like new shoes on a clean tile

Designer vagina under communism ❌ The People's sturdy, affordable vagina under communism ✅

born to be a satanist schoolgirl, forced to have been a catholic schoolboy 😔

Satanism if you're not actually left handed is cultural appropriation

lightning's outfit is so good omg

so as i pray, unlimited posts works

pussy built by john jigsaw that shoots a buckshot shell when i cum

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

getting an alienware pussy, hooked up with liquid cooling and sick rgb lighting

getting a designer pussy, spread her open and you see the louis vuitton monogram

guy who reports every teams meeting invite as a phishing attempt

watching anime for the first time in a minute and this can be real fun ^-^

Tag: Corruption, Mind control

oh fuck i need to wake up early tomorrow, time to boof my prog and dive into bed

yeah i have brainworms, but theyre cool. they formed a chorus and learned to harmonize their bullshit

after trails in the sky i need a break from long, story-heavy games i say like a liar, staring down a replay of umineko

president xi, the people of rokkenjima yearn for freedom

The entire incident is infuriating and terrifying. She’s a Latina woman who was working a service job. On her way home late at night, with her headphones in, she was detained for an hour by masked federal agents who wouldn’t give her their names.

Fenway health in Boston has stopped providing gender affirming care to trans youth. I was previously on the board of this organization and I've never been so disgusted with their leadership cowardly capitulating like this.

Me every time working out and eating healthy delivered results:

Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation

wlw (women who love wrestling)

*hands u my leash *hands u my leash *hands u my leash *hands u m

“are u a sub or dom?” idk dude i just wanna be held

need a gorgeous mid-late 30s woman in a position of power over me to be slightly obsessed with me in a strange and offputting way

polyamory sucks cause i can't get hard from cheating porn anymore

i've mostly been taking prog for how they improve my mood but damn if my tits ain't looking bigger lately

angel girl halo frotting while making out

just had what can only be described as a dysphoria nightmare :<