i always thought that id just have to learn how to Deal With Responsibilities better and that then id stop being suicidal as a secondary thing but nope. not killing yourself is the first step turns out

im rebranding from anime girl pinups to drawing exclusively cute babies complaining about abortion

dinosaur

someone gibe me a better portmanteau than monkaid

i think all art can be classified in this handful graph

eu gosto do meu avô era irlandês mas realmente entre um brasileiro mandando o passinho e um irlandês sapateando os dois iam dar um abraço virar broder etc

i only got hot as an adult and my brains hasnt adjusted to the facy that im not a stupid looking nerd anymore so rn i look like the type of guy other guys would die at war for. and I'll stare at the floor and stumble every sentence

fellas im gonna make this girl pass out today or die trying

thinking about making a short webcomic and im realizing why so many webcomics take years to finish

slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp

i like my hair fluffy but today my hair dried surprisingly limp. straight. no volume. i lost my fluf.. im washed... .literally.....

megamind

i might need one extra comm tomorrow teehee [blinks seductively] [twirls my hair] [finger gets stuck] [i trip and fall down a hole]

behold: art

joining the war against the demons in my head on the side of the demons

i think im so good at bullshitting my way into good art but i have demons in my head that prevent me from doing so when i feel pressured (aka commissions) and like. no one is actually pressuring me. it's all in my head

behold: art

i really need to lock in and draw save me youtube video essays save me

fuckkk now when i bother one of the cats the other appears in the room searching for the Threat

im a hater and i see my gringo friends going nooo the days are getting shorterrr and lol lmao skill issue

scamming people by being cool and nice when im doing good and then when i do bad they are already too invested in my persona and i get emotional support for free think smarter not harder

people never gathered to throw stones at me so far but we wont know if that will permanently fix my head until we try

i know this sounds really funny considering my last post was about my descent into daylight savings madness but by jod i feel like shit today

im smart

i dont fucking understand daylight savings. i know it works. i dont understand why. it doesnt enter my head. and i figured out it's probably bc im so smart that daylight savings are beneath me. so i made my own proposal (that is better):

due to an oversight the guilt and responsibility stats were linked when they weren't supposed to be. sorry for everyone that got really high guilt levels due to having a lot of responsibility! we are dropping a hotfix to reset guilt levels server wide on the 1st november 2125. stay tuned!

Vampire Countess Antonia

robot gf that automatically logs everytime u kiss her and once in a while she pulls up a comically detailed graph to tell u you've been slacking on the kisses amount

drawing sucks and i hate art and if u ask me to draw any kind of object or living being or scenery i will beat u with a rock

im thankful i like animals that aren't common prey/food bc if i opened a website that was like "haha buy our cat meat to feed your pet!" id cry

artist rendition of something i saw happening yesterday

ill be honest my medical history is not as scary as it sounds but "did you know: i had a brain tumor :D" is my favorite information to drop unannounced on strangers

- made toast, forgot about it - made toast, put butter on them when they were ready, forgot about it - (NEW!) put bread on the toaster, forgot to push the button at all

hiii ill make a proper post later if needed but: The Day (rent payment date) is coming and i must survive The Battle (paying rent). needing like 1 or 2 comms for now. mwah.

just found out writing stuff down also involves looking at the things you wrote. that's fucked up... tell all your friends about this

hiii ill make a proper post later if needed but: The Day (rent payment date) is coming and i must survive The Battle (paying rent). needing like 1 or 2 comms for now. mwah.

getting dressed to go finally get food and i can smell my neighbor making some really nice beans fuck my stupid baka life

artist rendition of something i saw happening yesterday

having a commissioner friend whos also friends with cooler popularer artist is funny ill be scrolling my timeline and then i see Cool Artist art and i go "haha nice ar- IS THAT SCRINGLE FROM MY FRIEND????"

flat (colors) creatures

awful awful combo of being a masochist with 1000000 points in pride ill be daydreaming about getting called names and then someone, even people i like, goes "hehe i bet you'd like to be called names wouldnt you 👅👅" and i my knee jerk thought is "shut up. you dont know me"

my cat has been kinda complaining whenever i pick her up for the past like. 2 years? but i thought she was just getting old or something but since i started treating her health issues she stopped complaining and i think there's only one thing i can do about myself now

back in my day cats used to accept any kind of watered down slop bc they didnt know when the next slop could be. now they complain about the slop temperature and wetfood to water ratio bc they know they can just wait for the next slop. the slop handouts have ruined slopciety

how to clean your cat are pressure washers cat safe how to pressure wash your cat best pressure washers for cats best laundry soap for cat cleaning how long should i presoak my cat before washing

when you dont have your own opinions you are at the risk of agreeing with some real dumb motherfuckers on the internet just bc what they said Sounds Good

made the perfect woman

flat (colors) creatures

u guys need to stop posting about halloween ahead of time ok my bills are due on the 1st and every "happy halloween 😜😜" post i see i freak out for a sec thinking its already the 31st

groundbreaking therapy where u just swap controllers with ur bestie and they do your things and you do their things

lost enough weight that i fit in some old shorts and my belly gets super squished inside of them but bc this only came from me losing weight the tummy lovers are gonna throw stones at me