First piece for 2026! I want to go back to my roots and do more traditional art this year

talked about "the lesbian gacha" and had to clarify if i meant reverse 1999 or umamusume. what a beautiful world where there's 2 gachas i can think of when i think "the lesbian gacha"

it feels good (and bad) to have the confirmation that even with a very consistent work schedule like a normal person i still cant relax on my free time

under certain weather conditions it can rain upwards on my bathroom and the rain hits the bathroom ceiling. crazy stuff

uh happy new year to everyone?

uh happy new year to everyone?

making new characters

i lost my wallet on my trip back home and i have been making so many calls to see if anyone found it........ i feel nothing anymore. i just wrote a full email to one of the companies that didnt answer the phone. this shit aint nothing to me anymore man i just want my bus pass PLEASE

saw a video essay detailing events i was already alive for and this one isn't even me just complaining about being old. it's just weird to think about other people having no context for things that are so obvious to me why they happened

had a hard day at the clown mines i honked 3 whole pies

making new characters

told my sister shes doing numbers on the ocatg friends older women lovers community and she replied "as if id want that! im old enough to be their mom ;P" and she's too good at this. she doesn't even realize how good she is at roping in these fucking perverts.

blingblingblingblingbling hi hello! havent got enough for full rent, still need at least $50!! again, deliveries are planned for late february/early march so be aware/be wary/bee where of that

chat she might be stupid

chat she might be stupid

does any single hot korean man whos into older women follow me? trying to make my sister divorce

just saw a white guy in a rice farmer cone hat at the bus station and i thought i hallucinated that for a sec

a bunch of therapy shit only works if you're out of the abusive situation and have a good emotional network. which i do. so uh good luck to my family with emotional blackmail on someone else i guess????

saw a brazilian kid saying six seven on the grocery store this week and these fucking english speakers are colonizing the brazilian kids

turns out i forgot to reopen my slots on vgen.... but well. its open again now!!

artistas bisexuais sao tipo o nirvana unem todas as tribos

just came back from the beach and im so full of disease

top 1 most hated joke is "haha what are you doing following the porn account/playing the porn game/reading the porn book??" jacking off. come on now

whats my best drawing app option on android besides csp? im tired of ios bullshit but i think of paying monthly for csp and i become the joker

kinda late but uh merry chrimbus happy holidays or something how many celebrations do we have i dont know i only eat food and thats it

bf complains about would u love me if i was a worm type questions but he keeps giving me thought out honest answers and it's too entertaining for me to stop 😔

THEY'RE EATING MY SON

oh god i just realized i care mostly about Being Funny and i just developed art as an skill to Convey Funny and then only got better bc i love Shitty Ideas That Have Too Much Effort Put Into Them

THEY'RE EATING MY SON

this is what happens to your banoffee pie when u have An Artist on the family

watching this ai guy struggling to generate a Christmas card for his family and ok maybe i get the people that get invested into clowning on these guys all day

some weeks ago bf told me how he told his new friends that i have little patience and am rude. as a compliment. told me to not pretend to be Nice when i meet them the 1st time bc they expect Rude. and like. the fucking IMPACT this had in my head. i hope im making him proud

i know that if i get to understand balatro a little better im going to disappear for 2 months but thankfully i never have the attention span to sit down and internalize how the game works

making jokes about desiring hot women always sounds funnier than jokes about desiring hot men but i also love dick jokes but i already have like 20+ chaser allegations and counting but i have no choice but to keep piling them up. because of jokes.

got some very sexy and clearly-meant-for-women nightgown and i know who gifted me this isn't woke enough to believe men can wear nightgowns. thankfully i am woke enough and so is my bfs dick

when i made up with my mom i told her about how things have to be done on terms i agree with and nothing else this holiday i can tell that she keeps drifting off to "normalcy" (aka ignoring my opinions) and im very proudly going nuh uh

searching for refs and satoru gojo has monopolized the cool character in sunglasses market im gonna end it all

just learned about the awful concept of "i was to young to play videogames when undertale came out and thats why i didnt play it back then. also im old enough to drive now" and my bones are turning to dust

girls that look like this hit me up

my stupid ass brother in law keeps trying to make fun of me but also he's really bad at this and keeps making it extremely easy to turn the jokes back on him :( this feels too good is this why people go to those 20 atheists vs 1 christian videos

my biggest gamer shame is that i can full combo most 9* and some 10* on taiko but i have never full combo'd saitama2000 to this day..... its like a 7* by now..........

no more "you wouldnt survive a cod lobby". now its time for "you wouldnt survive a friend who likes defending stupid positions on purpose as a joke"

been trying to have a work schedule so i dont die of burnout and it feels weird to have a break day on purpose. its not like i actually worked most of days before but wdym i get to relax without having to think "ohhhh i should be working fuck my stupid chud life fuckckkk"

brazil summer weather is melting her

confused someone i follow with a mutual and made an over familiar joke to a stranger hundreds dead thousands injured

the absolute madman did it