hoping the fbi agent monitoring me is able to support their family during the government shutdown. kinda missing their watchful eye 😥

me: *makes a vaguely meta joke* mansplainer79, illiterately: “uhm actually”

Retail Executive: “Alright locking everything up is losing us more money than shrink, any other ideas?” Enlightened Techbro: “yeah what if we add even more cameras and use AI to recognize, surveil & invasively profile & build dossiers on every shopper in real time. It could even lock the door too!”

Domestic Terrorism as a charge is rapidly losing any meaning. At what point will having a dispute with your neighbor due to HOA disagreements become classified as a form of Domestic Terrorism?

wait is THAT the strategy? alienate the most prominent keystone & tech-inclined demo by subtly fanning and seeding an intrinsically hostile environment so they will leave to build their own and adopt atproto to do it? perhaps i have misjudged you Jay, perhaps i did not recognize your game.

jay’s posting is something else like my god what must be going on in the Bluesky Devs groupchat

Light Yagami as a character is Juggalo-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

just typed uwu to a coworker i’m fucking cooked bros

"how was she deleted captain" "sewer slide tripp... she an herod"

FINANCIAL MISTAKES WERE MADE PRESIDENT BELVEDERE RAISES THE NATIONAL DEBT CEILING BUYING SHIT AGAIN

government shutdown??? :D !!!!

bro tell me why unemployed people talk like this. like idk what you’re saying, cause i have a job

why do people think the Gen Z stare is anything more than “the ennui i feel right now is all encompassing, if flesh melted off our bones right now I would warmly embrace the nuclear glow”

regardless of what announcement and edicts the Top Brass makes, troops must not only be willing, but interested, in putting it all into practice History, however, makes one thing very clear: if there is one thing troops value more than their own ideological willingness, it is Just Following Orders™

Say it with me folks: @jay.bsky.team is a white supremacist

hi suggest me a drum machine for $250 or less including used

Trying to remember a mario quote Uh Bada bing I trap-a da man in-a poverty

Electronic Arts are soulless sure but when people try to act like Nintendo isn't a corporation straight out of Syndicate with how fucking evil they are it makes me fucking cackle Like EA is bad sure but they didn't trap a disabled man in debt slavery and then brag about it as a warning

you have to admit it's objectively funny for a bunch of people to turn into elves in 2011 and their first collective thought is "we have to create elf israel in portland, oregon"

need to become gregnant (girl pregnant) NOW

gameboy but it crawls around ur house and kills you if you make too many posts critical of the Israeli Reich

partner bought me $12 iced matcha i dont need a straight cis chaser anymore

i love when woman make edm i hate when men make edm unless they are trans or furries

i wish i was a hypersexual bottom who lived in a house of dudes that wanted to play smash bros with me but it always turned into them smashing me bro

caves of qud

UEFN + UE = UE6

who saved this ? 😏

bouncing on a mechanic

weird u guys dont like me enough to give my lewd pics more than 37 likes

um hello what the hell

yeah idk whatever give me dopamine like i give u dopamine

old nude cause im drunk n stuff

she cut my water til im drunk

ac/dc should stop doing concerts unless it’s at the retirement home tbh old people can have stage presence but i saw that clip and damn dawg

as a woman that is paid a low wage but really good at interviews, i do want the local economy to collapse because that means rent will go down :)

clout plateau is real btw

you can not counter the online adversary whose ego remains unbound to digital presence

people love playing Skyrim as Ronnie the Racist Argonian

did trump declare me a terrorist for having a dick yet

gonna merge with a demon for the vibes any perspective demons looking for a vessel to share we can be shitty codependent roommates

I don’t need to run for president I just have to say I am the president and wait for enough people to agree

jumping spiders are so cute and personable that if there was a species the size of a small dog i would get one as a pet. whenever there is one in my home i’m like “damn that’s a little guy, he’s a conscious being with interiority.”

got an oled tv feeling like when my parents got an HD tv for the first time

remember when people thought muffing was real lmao

the whole thing about fearing labelers at this point post-contraption seems overblown because i am the most toxic woman alive and i have not been labeled by anything

i only just found out about the rapture and feel a little under prepared

Are you italian? You don't write or appear to think as though you are. Nothing wrong with not being italian, but being one is harder than it seems you realize. What do you know about italians and what does a good fella do?

guys i joined the fbi but im only gonna be running internal interference they said they need someone to keep the workplace toxic

every time the phd homie posts