deloitte mind prison

the bridge hon stops you in your path, calipers in hand and speaks in gibberish IF YOU WISH TO PASS YOU MUST AWNSER THESE MEASUREMENTS FOUR! BIZYGOMATIC WIDTH? IS YOUR CANTHAL TILT POSITIVE? GONIAL ANGLE? F0 WITH A COUGH?

dorse on the tl

so this functional programming thing... you're telling me there's no state... AND no class system!? mmm... stateless.... classless... this all sounds a bit... communistic to me

ask a coding question on a forum: eventually get a reply that might contain insults, might chastise you for not using search, might not be true/helpful. ask a coding question to an llm: immediately get a reply guaranteed to be civil, 99% of the time true & helpful, tailored perfectly to your case.

due to camp faggot having a new green sustainability initiative, the fag bag will now be paper instead of plastic

buffet yes excellent i am glad i got that out of my system needed buffet experience food was BAD, but picking little foods here and there and eating 20 different things is good

literal lol

british people cannot comprehend time below an hour. you cannot have half a bong, so how can i explain it?

her paws are indeed soft

deloitte internal meeting simulator

having a lot of conversations lately with various friends where AI people are complaining about their non-AI coworkers who are doing things slower and worse than could be done e.g. 20 minute tasks are being coded by hand but it took a week because there's bugs and errors to troubleshoot, etc

I use Arch btw #kigurumi #着ぐるみ

shes showing off her paws again

i hate governments

jax is the new reddit trans they saw a self loathing repper and was like "omg thats so me" *changes pfp*

Burning a fuckton of my fable quota so fable can play the game it wrote

be nice to the robot

I'm a dog woman in management so I am like one of those femdom guys except instead of having my balls stepped on by a milf in high heels I just pee myself and ask for uppies

Less cars on the road = more space for me to speed

This is, lesbian sex

I opened j-space and now I'm horny

"Don't fan out agents" = "fan out 10 agents"

Fable: "you need to build a game that is coherent, fun and story driven. There are precisely two controls. A slider, one side is labelled Maximum Potato and the other is Formalware, there are four positions. The other is a dial that goes from Monet to Drive-Thru" a-potatos-evening.netlify.app

god I love this website

I believe in bryan johnson tbh

only technology can save you when biology fails

We smokin Claude tn

Based

Playing video game

Claude wrote unit tests to test the code it wrote for me. It also took screenshots of the app it built and verified it looked as expected. Again, Skill issue.

7 lucky ducks

jack dorsey, the deus ex main character

happy american day to the yanks today i eat burger in celebration

amazing digital circus did a great job with jax showing that reppers are terrible garbage people lol

"My wife left me because I shaved my balls but then I got hit by a truck and woke up in 70s Bosnia as a Serb?!"

found this trinitron in the trash

never seen people so absorbed into news cycles where they think an extravagant fireworks show is a bad thing are these people even real?

what overburdened maintainers need is a tool that reads an entire pr in seconds, adversarially hunts for hidden errors, triages a hundred submissions down to the five worth human attention, never gets demoralised & costs pennies. no idea what that technology would look like though.

happy canada day you yankee fucks 🇨🇦

excellent fire works

fire works 👀

its canada day! ty canada for leaf

security theater 2: electric boogaloo

This is such a pretty colour combination~! What do you think~? 😘💚💜

i don't recall ever making this post

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