beautiful women in my replies calling me buddy

dj pillow b2b big blankie

Hugging a girl and saying hi is the vibe

Damn new CRISPR treatments are fixing sickle cell thats sick

anybody have argentina's cotton import/export data from 2015-2019? im tryna prove something

Youre using the wrong microphone for soft sounds!!!! thats a field recording microphone!!! theres no depth for such a small range!!

My dads a latina its crazy

music players should let you link two songs together so ones always played after the other even when shuffled

My professor is having a practical wednesday, lab submission friday, and a homework due saturday. Fuck him man I got other stuff to do.

mom i demand carbon. i need carbon mom. look at my lil paws i need it

power couple moment

Top 10 video of all time

Fish Eye Guy 6 by Knopes Productions

The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026

Twitter twitter on the wall, who's the baddest of em all.... James Harden?!

Time to write graph algorithms and pray to God I can get this done so my team member can do the front end

Mi maldito servicio de música solo descargo las primeras dos canciones del bad bunny que quería escuchar y el resto es puro clips de 30 segundo

Can you?

AliExpress with the fotochop bangers

I got a lot better at packing it seems

when i spin my GPU fans to hypersonic speeds running 27 photorealistic 16K skyrim titty mods, that's running on old fashioned home grown natural electricity the way grandma intended

I'm putting this here for archival purposes so that more people on this earth can easily find "Never buy a Modded 3DS from a Liberal"

look at this silly fluffy seal

still my greatest work tbh

Never change (she probably should)

Selamat Hari Raya and Happy Eid to those who celebrate from me and my lil bro, Haji Denji Ramadanman

I'm everywhere mate I'm everywhere. I'm on YouTube, msn, the Internet and your fuckin mum's knickers but now i’ve expanded me company and now i’m in your gran’s

I'm going the distance

I don't get why every cameras lossy photo option is jpeg

quick thing

I would never take a flattering picture of my cat

this is one of the most authoritarian encroachments of oligarchic power hiding behind safetyism that we have ever seen, actually. it's wrong when apple makes it impossible to install apps, and it's just as bad when Google does--except now there is no alternative. fuck you guys.

Ate pho with a cutie

Catching a racketeering charge for giving credible threats of violence against bluesky pbc employees in an attempt to secure VC funding

Going to finally see my friend of four years today

It so clearly came from a place of sincere homophobia, but in such a specific way. Every time you saw Rainbow Dash saying 'everyone thinks I'm gay because of my rainbow mane but I'm NOT' you just knew behind it was some guy saying 'everyone thinks I'm gay because I watch mlp but I'm NOT'

My mind refuses to stop

Due to woke installations I now have to pay the commuter fare when leaving South station

exhausted after another long shift at the cutie patootie factory

Pho real

I'm on enough that this looks like chairman Mao

I'm in white people land why are people at a bar watching croods with their kids man

Dr perky at the Sam Adam breweries

how i look at my millennial relatives buying me harry potter themed gifts