What will poor Eric Adams do for work? That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!

Justice Kavanaugh: “If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”

web 2.0-ass vampires

For nearly 5 decades, Sonia Manzano played the part of Maria on "Sesame Street." In 2021, she launched her own show called "Alma’s Way." It’s an animated kids series about Alma Rivera, a 6-year-old Puerto Rican girl living in the Bronx. Listen to the conversation now: buff.ly/2pikZl5

Oh hey it's the Torment Necklace, from the book "Don't Build, Sell, or Wear the Torment Necklace."

Ten years since Every Open Eye came out?? Which means next year is ten years since I wrote, storyboarded and co-directed the video for Bury It: youtu.be/B9BLMNn0PrQ?...

I bet Sinclair is much happier being the news than being *in* the news.

The point of funding deals is to secure money that helps people. If the administration plans to just illegally ignore any deal you make with them, what’s the point of making a deal? Don’t take it from me, take it from,,,,, Steve Womack, a senior GOP appropriator.

Reminder that I shared this yesterday with a link to actual sources

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This sounds very cool. I loved this show: cast, aesthetic, sound, everything. I was all-in right up until the Bob Dylan song, when I was suddenly struck by the thought: "Oh no, this is goofy." I never watched another episode. This is the only show I ever turned on that quickly and that completely.

Tylenol Can't Melt Steel Beams

What do you reckon the odds are that he knows what "autism" is?

Tomorrow, instead of dunking on people who were expecting the Rapture, let's convince them it happened. Like: "Most mornings I see my neighbor Steve leaving for church when I get back from 3rd shift at the abortion factory, but today he wasn't home and his TV was on at full volume. Weird!"

The pitch from every single left of center think tank "here's why we need to compromise on our fundamental values to win, surely no one will think we're frauds if we do"

It should be way bigger news that Trump effectively killed any attempt by foreign countries to build new factories in the United States with this idiotic ICE move. Just incalculable long term damage. Trump just killed his "build America" push www.wsj.com/world/asia/c...

Finally some columnists who actually lack object permanence rather than just acting like they do.

Silicon Valley also just doesn’t make good shit anymore and are mad they lost the deference that comes with a reputation for competence.

one thing that's absolutely crazy is the time that MAGA guys tried to run Biden's campaign bus off the road and the cops just let them and nothing happened www.ap.org/news-highlig...

This feels like an excellent time to not post a goddamned thing.

whole administration going all-in on the Shaggy defense

The fun thing about self driving taxis is that almost no customers actually want them and they’re solving an already solved problem at a substantial development cost. It’s like a bunch of giant, potentially lethal juiceros dumped in the middle of your city

I was going to post a joke about how "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is the most Meatloaf song to not actually feature Meatloaf But then I discovered that it was maybe written for Meatloaf and he was mad that someone else got to record it So that kind of ruined the joke, but in conclusion: Meatloaf.

The construction of administrative burdens also required kneecapping groups who will help people overcome those burdens.

Common theme of people I've interviewed recently. At universities, in research centers, in diplomacy, in the legal system, dealing with refugees or immigrants: The reality inside is much worse than you would think from the outside.

Clever, because while Pete is the worst Secretary of Defense ever he would (thus far) be only the second-worst Secretary of War

An entire government department has been derailed from its extremely valuable work and is now dedicated to validating the risible delusions of a single crackpot.

If Nate Silver wants people to listen to him he should try being right for a second time. His one demonstrated instance of being right was a long time ago.

The judiciary is well into it's asterisk era.

ISTG this man has a humiliation fetish and he's forcing the rest of us to participate

Hilarious that they offered Adams a position at the US Department of the only thing they hire black people for

Every individual is the world's greatest, most unimpeachable expert on who they are. That's probably trite, but that's kind of my starting point.

I normally don't like sharing this online, but since he's apparently being particularly horrible over on the other place, why not? Here's a reminder of the time I inadvertently helped Graham Linehan make himself look like a right plum.

I'm gonna start calling logging out "avoiding blueskyism"

A striking thing here is their sealed information environment. Cracker Barrel, its logo, and maga's freakout all occurred without input from anyone to the left of Mitt Romney. If we all vanish tomorrow in a lib/left rapture, they'll be picking enemies from their own ranks and calling each other woke

Yeah it's not exactly subtle what's going on here

The whole idea of "transplant" is weird to me. Americans can move to different cities. That's just a thing we can do. Making a thing of it just makes you sound like a blue-haired southern gothic character in her crumbling antebellum mansion complaining how the "new people have no Background"

A website that lets you select a country or state and move it around a Mercator projection map to yield better size comparisons. thetruesize.com, created by James Talmage and Damon Maneice

part of the growing chasm between the supreme court and the lower and intermediate courts is that the supreme court has not punished the government for its overwhelming disrespect of the bench

Yet more evidence that "woke," which right-wing loons first adopted as one more in their long string of alternatives to the n word, now just means anything they don't like that feels new and scary.

*Court rules that Trump's policies are illegal but allows them to stand anyway* is the best summary of America in 2025 I know.

Seems like the kind of thing federal agents could handle if they weren’t busy tracking down America’s most wanted DoorDash delivery drivers in DC.

I was not kidding