I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

Are we still doing diner journalism? Because today at a greasy spoon in Stateline, Nevada, a 65 year old birder named Maryanne told me that she likes that “Mamdonnelly” fellow and thinks that Donald Trump is a pedophile.

I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture. They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1

The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious. The predictive intelligence program has resulted in people being stopped, searched and in some cases arrested.

The Acolyte season 2

'“I’m not interested in her incredibly bad writing," Nair said. "Real people are going to become disabled, sick, and die as a consequence of this.” And it could be years before we see the true scale of the damage.'

A Velvet Crush with champagne and without the Kool-Aid

Mr. Secretary, you seem confused. Mark Kelly was defending the Constitution. That’s leadership and you should try it. This is an insurrection…

Despite the horrors Viola Fletcher experienced in her childhood, she never gave up on her belief in our nation, that everyone deserves justice. Our country has lost a hero, my prayers are with her family.

the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers

I refuse to believe these industry interests actually want to get rid of automatic emergency braking. It’s such a cheap no-brainer feature that US consumers have been demanding anyway. It’s just oppositional defiance syndrome being expressed through legislation

Oversight Dems have launched the Immigration Enforcement Dashboard to record possible misconduct during immigration operations by the Trump Administration. It archives harmful actions against U.S. citizens and immigrants nationwide so we can hold this Administration accountable.

it always hurts more when it feels like it's coming from someone on your side www.liberalcurrents.com/in-praise-of...

Yes, exactly! Like madame, welcome to baby's first oppression. Calm down and learn a bit on how to weather the bullshit from the experts.

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I might be ok.

Today is the anniversary of the British evacuating New York City after the end of the Revolutionary War. Here's how I learned about it: the piece that introduced me to the terrific work of @bencarp.bsky.social

No Bari, no Americans are fucking there, you hoop earring clown.

Pokemon but its just ash ketchum collecting all the names on the epstein files

hello new Bluesky users!! here’s how Bluesky works:

They travel the world In their ice cream van They've voyaged to the bottom of time They've been to the place Where they Mu Mu mate And the children still cry "Mine's a 99"

Rack of lamb, cranberry barbecue sauce and roasted Brussels sprouts with a balsamic glaze.

Bofa deez

this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.

It was important for me to have a woman report on my story and I’m forever grateful of the care that Alyssa put into this. Talking to the press as a game dev is seen as something you just can’t do without repercussions but she has the experience & first hand insight on harassment campaigns

For @aftermath.site, I spoke to @imodrew.bsky.social, the Sucker Punch dev fired after making a Charlie Kirk joke. She paints a picture of an industry that all too often ignores bad actors until those bad actors threaten them financially. aftermath.site/sucker-punch...

This honestly really undersells the role of Shamhat, history’s First Bad Bitch

If you like an author's work, the best thing you can do is buy it. The second best thing you can do is ask your local library to buy it. Or, do both!

“The Harder They Come” Jimmy Cliff — The Reggae Box: The Routes of Jamaican Music (2001)

If we do go to war with Venezuela, rest assured this regime will hide any casualties suffered by our servicemembers Their sacrifices will go unacknowledged to protect the reputations of those who send them to die

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg Charlie Brown!

NEW: When RFK Jr. first told Trump that Tylenol might cause autism, the president wanted to tweet out a warning. Kennedy told him not to do that. There was nuance, and the drug companies would push back. “I don’t give a shit about that,” Trump responded. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

Got ‘em

All this to say that Elon is a white supremacist mass murderer and DOGE was not a failure. It functioned as designed. I wish people would cover this accurately. It's not difficult.

I was out hiking and a mountain biker passed. Me: have a nice ride! Him: you too! Him: *flustered realizing I wasn’t riding* Him: *processing* Him: *processing* Him: enjoy your legs! Well that settles that for my new trail greeting.

*RFK jr voice* can anybody guess how i made the gravy

Kristi and Kash’s taxpayer-funded travel adventures continue.

Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.” www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

Curiously, the same exact folks never have the slightest compunction about the need to placate the "white working class" bigot vote.

Imagine knowing your platform was a playground for predators, fueling teen depression, eating disorders, and suicide and deciding the best course of action was… absolutely nothing. Meta didn’t just “miss” anything.

Trump isn’t just firing more Veterans than any President in history— He’s cancelling contracts with Veteran-owned small businesses that help cancer patients… …and forcing them to consider selling their cars just to pay their employees. Truly despicable.

You can know a lot about a liberal, leftist, or centrist by whether they see Black voters as a burden or a boon

Jaw dropped. Trump Administration Removes Report on Missing and Murdered Native Americans, Calling It DEI Content

Don’t like to comment publicly on unconfirmed or pending operations, but it seems like the cat is out of the bag and there is a lot of consternation about another raid in Chinatown. Here’s what I know: there is another raid planned for the area, but it is not happening yet 1/2