Cold & snowing still, im gonna make soup because I cant sleep.

Best bit about pain relief is the bit where you become one with the furniture youre on, im bed now.

Everything starts up again Monday so we're having a long date weekend before we are busy, films and hanging out, probably naps will be involved, im picking some films now as I cant sleep.

Im cocooned in my covers, just my wee face sticking out, I have haribo and irn bru. Winning.

I want you to hear what I see - by @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social aka Grimbit. @aick.bsky.social digs it 🪏🕳️

So the peelers phoned me, my downstairs neighbours said they hadn't heard from me since September and were worried, the peelers had my number and they have it because i was arrested in Aberdeen so fuck knows why they thought I was still in Hawick. Anyway, back to the call with C. Night x

Ahh fae fucks sake which cunt called the Hawick police? Just got a voice mail saying they are worried about me.m, ive nae lived there in nearly 3 months so its obviously some cunt without a clue.

I hear he has a wee and doesn't even lift the toilet seat, the bastard.

It settled.

She says such cute things, like if i send a video or song she doesnt like she will just go "I'm not gonna yuck your yum"

She woke up, told me she loves me and said let's get a Chinese. Where has she been all my life. She just wants spring rolls and wont let it go, but she got me some scran and all, I like being looked after but I dont like that I feel like it should be me doing the looking after, not her. Ken?

Spagheddy bogmamyonsaise

An ongoing joke between me and C is that I live by Footdee but deeny have feet.

Yay she's awake, and cunt would think she was sleeping for 3 people. 🤭🥰

Life has a way of gifting you things you never considered yourself worthy of, I think if you get them and continously prove you are earning them, then its all good.

Sunset Ireland - First sunset of 2026 (January 1st), [Timelapse] view from my office window tonight of colourful clouds moving over West Field, Galway, Ireland #Sunset #Ireland #Scape #Landscape #Sky #Clouds #SkyScape #Photography #TimeLapse

Nooooo, youre gonna get gromlins bruh

For sale; Baby shoes, never worn.

Im Scotland a banger is a banging shite, so I agree.

Ramen is just poverty spagheddy

Nooooo, youre gonna get gromlins bruh

De chat is being joint by @aick.bsky.social Huguenots are discussed and somehow Tiff's phone suggested lawn - Aldous Harding

First of the year Tunes with Tiffy music.youtube.com/watch?v=YcJa...

Guilty conscience, no thanks I meditate and have plenty of wanks And I never spare a second thought for cunts in suits And when the revolution comes, I'm first out to loot

"Meet me outside" just got better

Why do they always look like you just farted in a lift that broke between levels.

The remake of "the young ones" looks pretty sick achoally

The secret is to not stop drinking until the 3rd.

Right, gonna do the first poop of 2026, while im there does anybody need anything?

Shes so sexy I wanna smash all her atoms

C agreed that we stay in Scotland, as long as we visit Ireland at least twice a year, so thats good, Edinburgh is super expensive so the plan is for me to find a place up here in Aberdeen and for her to transfer, we also agreed i will be the stay at home mum and she will bring home the bacon.

For sale; Baby shoes, never worn.

Im composing for 40 people with 8 bit keyboards, my name Pach Mann

Couldn't be more NYC unless April from TMNT was the person reporting.

Blood thinners are used to thin blood and stop strokes and blood clots, i know because im on two of them. I bet he's on apixaban.

“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.” In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.

i’m gonna get real gay with it

Happy new queer

Owth oberi hwath... An vledhen ma... an kynsa gradh! #kernewek #deckademy

😊 new year let's get this 🍊 out of here. ❤️🤩💙💣

2025, I went to rehab, relapsed, lost toes, met my future wife, moved to Aberdeen from the borders, spent 3 months in hospital, got 2 tattoos and one piercing, made some new besties. It was a real intense year but, it wasnae boring ever.

I went for my yearly pelvic exam and then I craved a cigarette. I haven’t felt this satisfied since… my last appointment.

Scotland has the 1st and the 2nd of January as national holidays, everyone gets so fucked on Hogmanay that its tradition to have two days off to recover.

I could beat a grizzly bear if it was unarmed, or didnt have the right to bear arms.

Plymouth Argyle were the champions of The Shite League and Rayo won the League of Teams I Support, our new world cup is still in progress but I did just realize our next match is Russia vs Ukraine so I'm worried for the results of that

I've been here a while now, so the staff know me by name, just from delivering prescriptions and letters to my room. I was locked out my room because the key code needed to be reset so spoke to the manager. 23 rooms were trashed last night and he has to sort them all by tommorow, hes the only staff

Its snowing here. It looks like its going to settle and all.

happy birthday to horses

If i ever became a billionaire you would know because you would all be millionaires, if i had a billion quid I'd be snorting coke off the wings of a plane on horseback because I could, I widdnae last a week.