Shes off to buy tacos. I wish she understood door delivery.

Ive been in two pubs since I moved to Aberdeen, banned from both And that, is how you defeat alcoholism

Should I get a tattoo of a babybel on my Ohhh wait....

I wake up in the morning, take big pharma lozenges, Swallowing the juice of Israeli blood oranges, Then I sit down and read the newspaper, It tells me the enemy and lets me know the savior, This week's flavor, asylum seekers, As I lace up my blood-stained sneakers

If we hang the landlord from the top of the stairs If.

I dont think this video has ever been more relevant. youtu.be/dz5AGEHCpTk?...

"Be a hour or so babe" Music to my ears

Seriously, if i heard this as a kid maybe it widnae have taken all this time to be a adult

My Aunt ate herself to death, the only good memory I have is Ben the dog would come and hug me, eventually I realised she was eating when I took him out, so the sight of her eating was walkies.

Murica

I am currently under construction Thank you fae your patience. You are in a queue and I will answer as soon as I can

Life is a wank and a nap and the bit in-between is the journey. I think the Beatles said that Probably Ringo

Trans woman unite we need rainbow baseball bats because apparently the ones before werent doing the job? Fuck up.

Wu is fae the kids

One more "heaven help us" just louder for the people at the back.

Many things are powerful. But using a police Scotland card as a roach and a tray, Aye.

Some of my best friends are straight, I think its fine. Nae fae me though

Call in a few bomb warnings to ICE buildings in Minnesota, do your part.

Nothing like having a wank and a nap and being woken by the absolute hatred of existing. Feck.

This is all normal now Where did we fuck up?

Theres many wins to win a argument, hatred or logic, but the third thing is a double ended sword, because it requires both. If God exists, why would this happen. Its the worst way to win a argument.

Just saw another person get shot. They died. Im jewish, I know how this goes and why the fuck did my people die, if not to set a example. Thats 3 today. I think ICE are just killing, because when a military doesnt have rules, lunacy happens.

Minnesota is 3,750 miles away. If one falls, I'll take the spot

I never thought i would be in this far

Life is a vert ramp. First time you're trembling and know you will fall, second time also. Third time you learn to put your weight in.

Love is about all the changes you make, its not just 3 small words.

Any cunt up fae a chat?

Guess what tine it is Tunes with Cammie music.youtube.com/watch?v=UMtx...

We didnae choose this They did.

There's a trans account asking for money. Stay sharp.

Sometimes it makes no sense, everything happens fae a reason. 2nd scan. It might not make sense now but Everything happens fae a reason.

Just got a scan sent. Its a old one but I made that. I participated

Its nae dance when nobody watches Its nae dance to the dance floor Its just dance.

Set fire to the dance While you can.

More irish More blacks More dogs

14 peelers teyna kinda the bomb in your room is parful

Having a bomb doesnt go off is parful

One last time Mon the cammie

The irish is phoning in a bit, and i have tae explain i dinnae want to move to Ireland. I like Scotland.

Shaved off the ratbeard (was concerned because im on blood thinners and only had a disposable razor) and washed my hair, look 20 years younger. Fuck sake

I just called in 4 bomb threats

I miss the days we went to war to prevent war Now its just bomb anything we fancy having the jewels from

We stood in front of tanks at Tiananmen Square, From Berlin to Belfast to Minnesota from the land to the sea, we are everywhere, And over the sirens of the police cars, You can hear us shout "The streets are ours!"

Also, UK hiphop is sooooo different Like youtu.be/0M0GsiMZPuU?...

A bit like this music.youtube.com/watch?v=B-JO...

Those young fists clenched in the air make a million millionaires