Met a Italian cannibal once and he would only eat Pastors

Can anyone help with anything? Staying housed is important after multiple surgeries, a infection could be the difference between living and dying, I've been trying to get funds for nearly 3 weeks and have hit a wall. please please help me stay safe. Everything helps. X

In Scotland there's a old saying "I support two teams, Scotland and who ever is playing England"

Got a chicken and bacon mayo sandwich and some transform a snack crisps with a garlic dip for my dinner, going to munch and watch Will Trent.

Between two folks, I've now reached $55! Not a bad start- can anyone else help me keep the ball rolling so I can avoid a last minute ma dash- or worse, failing? I'm incredibly privileged that I've received this much support so far- but I genuinely couldn't survive without it!

Can hear the Scottish fans cheering , I guess Croatia just scored.

Please help folks, we can't have Cee being homeless in their condition.

Every Scottish story out of Boston is so charming. "Scottish man plays bagpipes with bucket drummers." "Scottish fans sing full version of Proclaimers hit at Fenway." "Scottish fans enjoy notorious cop slide." "Bars run out of beer due to Scottish visitors." A shame this can't go on all year

But the ingredients make a good lube if you pour them individually into a glass

I quit weed, I stopped drinking and I've managed to cut down majorly on smoking with the intention of quitting, its the drugs im prescribed that have the worst withdrawals, which I find insane. At least they are free, that's something.

The B52 crashing had 8 lives lost but wouldn't it crashing have saved more?

Was going to do a parody of the cheetos thing by doing a "this is the ingredients in your cup of tea" thing and just make a cup of tea but do all the snarky expressions.

Finished Tracker watching Will Trent now, looked like my kinda thing.

gotta be the best scam text I’ve received this year

Everybody! Boston is a very welcoming city, and we'd love to have you visit. But for the next couple of weeks it's gonna be BYOB.

Probably cheaper to just make the American flag green at this point.

Does America have the crisps (Chips) you can make stuff with before you eat them?

3800 years ago, before the invention of paper, a customer was not satisfied with his copper purchase and wrote a harsh message to the businessman Ea-nasir, etching it on both sides of a clay tablet in cuneiform.

it’s too bad the World Cup isn’t played by women’s teams because you could make a sick poster showing two women from the teams in a rival pose and the caption “two girls one cup” this joke took half a day to put together I hope it works okay and send

Numbers should just let the letters represent the number. EG O Two Thr Four Fivee Sixxxx

If every citizen of one of 176 countries pooled their money together they wouldn't be as rich as Elon Musk.

Redesigning the ninja turtle characters: Re-uploading because I mixed some mistakes and the lighting Please welcome KRANG

I get emotional looking at other people's sad photos, I can photosympathise

Trump is dealing with algay and the strait

When I said any substitution is fine on my grocery order I did not mean replace my cornetto ice cream with a haribo lollipop, they aren't remotely similar. Fuming

I read today that Tom Holland and Zendaya quietly got married a while ago. Their social media profiles are now almost completely overlapping. If you don't believe me, check out this zendaya gram...

www.paypal.me/hopelivedream Welp it finally happened. I slipped on the floor straps and my foot went through the rotted tank cover all the way to the ground outside. I need some bandages, ointment,and wraps. Anything helps.#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2026 #HelpSky #Disability #DisabilityCrowdFund

All sorted, feel much better now.

Those codeine withdrawals are nasty, been on various opiates since September, first oxy then morphine then dihydrocodeine and then codeine, having lower dose opiates sucked but having none had been absolute hell. Getting my script in a hour or so, thank god.

Not saying these are healthy but like… everything is made of chemicals.

Just spent 10 on sandwiches, milk ice cream and kit kats

Yes

I bet you can get bagels that are also pizza in NY.

That explains why i have never seen a cheetos tree or plant, they aren't natural apparently.

Dude I am shook. I just saw a video and it turns out Cheetos are made from ingredients

Why do people care so much about preservatives and good colouring in food? You should see what my body does to food, always stinky no matter the ingredients.

Subscribed to paramount plus for the free week trial, watched everything I wanted to in two days, its pretty shit.

Probably the same reason we dont wear name tags all the time with our email address on them when we are in public

Please keep sharing the quoted post, I really need your help sharing this for the best chance of staying housed.

Made the Buldak of warriors, used a full satchet of the sauce, sorry tommorow ass but today mouth is hungry for spice

CONFESSION TIME: Don't beat my old ass up, but I never understood, nor cared for soccer. I know it's a world wide phenom, but, alas, I'm clueless.

ME: What was the car your Dad was driving before we met? GIRLFRIEND: Prius? ME: Yes Sharon, that's what before we met means.

My life consists of watching TV in bed, sleeping and waking up to take meds. The highlight of today was a particularly good episode of Tracker paired with a tuna mayonnaise and sweetcorn sandwich. Quality of life is pretty much non existent since diagnosis and surgery, I do nothing and I hate it.

RIP Oliver Tree. You goofy fuck. :-( www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEoU...