My phone is going into Airplane mode ina few hours until Monday afternoon. Im fine but I have 30 hours maybe until the end of January or her birthday in February and im not wasting a single second of it.

one of my favorite sentences of all time is marv in home alone 2 yelling “SUCK BRICK, KID” and throwing a brick

Do you think a really camp gangster ever said "suck my glock bish" before killing someone. If not, why? I demand this happen please.

Black label noodles be like that

Cleared the room, cleaned it, changed my bandage, got clean underwear and my hibs top I've not ever worn. Clean towels, getting clean bedding at 8. She gets in at 10:10am. I think I've pulled it off. Mon' the C

She cant sleep and neither can I so shes getting the first coach and sleeping on it, giving me 6 hours to tidy up, shower, shave and change bandages so she doesnt have to deal with stank foot. Its a good job I love her, its also a good job I didn't take those zopiclone.

See you cunts Monday. Sleep and then the big C

You could be talking about me but it’s Clare 😝

If she can get food boners she can't get mad that I tell my pals im staying with a proto milf tommorow. I mean .

Judy thankful you didnt call it londonderriere

There's a £6 cashback on yer ma, and yer da is a tax write-off. So this threepence threessome Im making money.

C is visiting tommorow for a night. I need to shower brb

4 trees just died so ypu could be funny. Dont use Ai you troglodyte cunt.

White people Tskk tamkk youtu.be/6t28COxEp2k?...

Me and who? youtu.be/Ih_Ux5zcE5Q?...

Its £30 a night and to keep the room i need to stay a week ahead so theres less chance that someone else books the room, if anyone can help i need £220 for a week here, the weather is bad so I cant risk a night on the streets, please help if you're able.

Everyone in the Internet talks about you behind your back, we meet on r/gullible on the 31st of February every year.

When she is craving food she has taken to calling it a "food boner" and I have mixed feelings about this.

My son (23) just got back from bombing somewhere and he got in the door, dabbed and said "deez nutz" before doing a skibidi poop and crying in my arms. War has casualties on both sides.

Pee is stored in balls, pee is warm, warm melts snow Use your brains peeps

What happens in Schrödinger's cat box, stays in Schrödinger's cat box.

Listen to the scaly folk

Dont cut off your foot to spite your leg.

The qualified Black woman, for whom I voted, warned if Trump won, he would start a war within 6 months. She didn’t foresee a stroke and beginning stages of Alzheimer’s. Despite his lies, he did NOT end 8 wars but he’s trying to start one. This is not about drugs; it’s oil. (It’s *always* oil…) 😒

Tunes with Tiffy music.youtube.com/watch?v=43F9...

Remember when leaders of countries would fight from the front? Not napping on a golf course thousands of miles away.

Spare ribbed For when you arent around.

A drip with a continous amount of lentil soup going into my veins would fix me.

Not much moving fast in Aberdeen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 today. Stay warm folks.

This is a pretty cool insight into what it means to be Homeless or unable to rent in Japan. youtu.be/eCR9GZMeC60?...

Watching a travel vlog about people who live in Internet cafes in Japan and the person whos visiting there just ordered something called the "extreme hamburger curry" and I am intrigued, that sounds like it could go either way.

Because i have issues with mobility i order from a shop a few miles away, its awesome they always add in something extra for me, the other day I got some posh biscuits today I got this, sounds amazing. Big supermarkets dont like delivering to hotels so using this is my only choice. Nice they do this

A little more than a year and a half ago, in April 2024, I escaped an abusive relationship that took almost eight years of my life. Sadly, after almost a decade now, things aren't quite done yet. If you can spare a buck or two, I'd be thankful. (Details below if of interest.)

I have thin blood, I take meds to stop strokes and blood clots, its not bragging rights its because you have serious medical issues.

Over the holidays me and C spoke so much, she spent a lot of yesterday travelling back to Scotland and now realised she has a bunch of uni work to catch up on, its weird not speaking much after speaking so much, but its healthy to miss each other i guess.

Managed to borrow some money, so got another night here so I'm still a week ahead and dont lose the room, got some soup and bread and a few bottles of Crabbies.

Today’s 🆇🅸 Presented by SBK 🤝

I remember when the worst thing about the beginning of January was writing down last years date for a few weeks.

Yeah, I aint going out in that. I know to lots of people this isnt much but where people have walked its turned to ice and.... yeah.

Scotland has qualified for the world cup. We should withdraw from the competition. It is increasingly reminiscent of the 1936 Olympic Games.

No meds arrived yesterday, just realised they sent two bags, one was inside the other because Friday was a bank holiday here. So thats good, thought i was going to have to go without until Monday.

Its £30 a night and to keep the room i need to stay a week ahead so theres less chance that someone else books the room, if anyone can help i need £220 for a week here, the weather is bad so I cant risk a night on the streets, please help if you're able.

Its £30 a night and needs to be paid in advance so I dont lose the room. Please help if you're able

I didnt have any plans or anything but i literally can't leave the hotel at the moment because of the snow, I'm not stable enough when its not snow and ice, I widdnae stand (pun intended) a chance.

We need more Green, like @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social expressed so very, very beautifully - thank you Tiffy 💚 hvngmvnrecords.bandcamp.com/track/synest...

Its £30 a night and needs to be paid in advance so I dont lose the room. Please help if you're able

Cold & snowing still, im gonna make soup because I cant sleep.

Best bit about pain relief is the bit where you become one with the furniture youre on, im bed now.

Everything starts up again Monday so we're having a long date weekend before we are busy, films and hanging out, probably naps will be involved, im picking some films now as I cant sleep.

Im cocooned in my covers, just my wee face sticking out, I have haribo and irn bru. Winning.