I just looked on fandango, a total of 10 tickets have been sold for Melania on Friday. That's not for one showing, that's total for all 4 showings during the day.

if you don't watch football but love A Moment, this is the goal that benfica needed to finish ahead of marseille and claim the last playoff spot

Morning everyone

Having a day off and the chance to watch St. Pauli play is a good enough reason to wear the new kit I got for Christmas.

Drop some redheads

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

ICE Agents Still in Hospital After Being Shot Repeatedly by iPhones: tinyurl.com/36ud2nxf

I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW...

People treating ESPN as an actual sports network is even sillier.

I think the snow is trying to get inside. If you're cold, they're cold.

Stanley Kubrick's Care Bears

The weather forecasts all said there wouldn't be much wind in this storm

Stay safe if you have to go out tonight

United beat Arsenal away, and the Patriots are going to the Super Bowl

My building has an app that lets everyone reach out to all the residents. These are the types of messages I love to see.

Drake Maye looks to be in really good shape for someone only one inch taller, and the same weight the president says he is. Weird.

SKIDS

🔴📸 • Ashley Young and his son was at the game supporting us. Legend 🤎 #MUFC

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Take note Keane and Scholes

Watching United these last two weeks...

This win against Arsenal feels better than last week's win in the Derby

The good news is, I don't have this problem this week

Watching United these last two weeks...

Just got the call from work that we're closing and I don't have to work today. Time to start drinking!

Another screamer!

It's still weird seeing Woodgate in a United jacket

Flipping HECK

United pressure is bringing out the Arsenal nerves. Keep it up lads!

What a screamer by Dorgu!

United responded well to going down. If United can take their chances, this could be really interesting in the second half

Mbeumo!!!! Get in!

I have no clue what will happen in the game today, but I'm genuinely excited to see United play. Weird, huh?

And so it begins...

Me to my friends: Shh, look over there. Don't make it obvious. My friends:

Ruin a first date: These are called loveblisters

Using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique!

I think this wins the internet

Quote post a gif with a clue of where you’re from…

I just listened to Megadeth's version of "Ride The Lightning." I was expecting Dave to play his own solo, but he basically played Kirk's solo. It was definitely not what I expected

Suddenly men everywhere cannot find Philadelphia.

45 years ago today, The Church released their debut studio album “Of Skins and Heart” featuring single "The Unguarded Moment"

Has the @dropkickmurphys.com seen this pic imof Michael Fanone? It's pretty badass. Credit @reuters.com

Has the @dropkickmurphys.com seen this pic imof Michael Fanone? It's pretty badass. Credit @reuters.com

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb With Big Naturals

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb With Big Naturals

When I was a child I used to watch The Price is Right and wonder why Bob Barker, and only Bob Barker, used that long-ass microphone. I assumed that I would understand when I was older, but I never did. Many things are like this

My wife, @kristincastner.bsky.social told me today is National Hugging Day here in the US. Things are kind of shit out there at the moment, so if you need a hug today, here's a cute one for you.