Give me the most 80s song you can think of

Sipping on some Belle de Brillet outside before the thunderstorm begins

ok water calm down

True story.

Mr. Beast looks too much like the Mouth of Sauron for me to ever be comfortable watching his videos

Mr. Beast looks too much like the Mouth of Sauron for me to ever be comfortable watching his videos

Posting this for no other reason than I enjoy it

Onana wants to fight for his place at United. Every time he fucks up in training, the team should have him drink from the firehouse

Drop something ORANGE 🍊 🦺🧡🩳🎃

Some say...he still hasn't sobered up yet

♫ If there’s a bustle in your ♫

Happy Birthday to Chicharito! His goal scored with the back of his head was a great start for that day for me. It got even better for me that afternoon, I got married that day!

Happy Birthday to Chicharito! His goal scored with the back of his head was a great start for that day for me. It got even better for me that afternoon, I got married that day!

Run: done! ✅ 🥇 🏃 5️⃣7️⃣:1️⃣6️⃣ Well done to everyone else who ran today! And an extra thank you to everyone who sponsored me to raise some more money for The Christie…

I'm drinking my beer from my Lord Of The Rings glass. Because of course I am

I just wanted to say thank you to @grantrandom.bsky.social on Siriusxm. I was driving and he played "Say Hello 2 Heaven" by Temple Of The Dog. I really needed to hear it. Your timing was impeccable. Thank you.

My mom died this morning. Her health wasn't great so we kind of knew it was coming. In that regard it's a little easier, but it still really fucking sucks

Malacia coming on...

It took a while, but United are looking in control at the moment

The crowd in Boston for United's last game of the season

👏👏👏👏

I'm glad we're already in the Champions League. I think we're going to struggle without Casemiro

🎶We were watching the detectives. They're so cute🎶

I think I'd rather see Middlesbrough get promoted to the Premier League rather than Hull. Mostly because the sleeves on Hull's kit are stupid

She may be cute but she's filling that blanket with farts

I can smell the pepperoni and astroglide in this pic

Fornication is the perfect word fornication like this.

it is a dark day indeed when there is no place left in the world for art

off to garden, leaving you this

🎶I just dyed in your arms tonight🎶

After the storm in Boston this evening

It was like unprotected sex with the internet

if you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Nine years ago tonight, we lost one of the greatest voices in rock n roll history. RIP Chris, you’ll never be forgotten. 🤘🏻

That was such a fast half of football

Lammens has been such a good signing for us

Post your warning sign

I love my pizza because it smells like 80s pizza restaurants used to smell

I don't know. Trapping kids inside the pool seems like a bad idea

What superpower would you like to have? And would you use it for good, or for awesome?

This is what I'm doing when I'm on Bluesky

Drake i guess

Name a song with girl in the title but replace with squirrel: Squirrel you know it's true

I want to wish all the mothers out here a very happy Mother's Day. And a very special Mother's Day to Samuel L. Jackson because he is the baddest mutha! Happy Mother's Day everyone!