This is a great point.

To the guy across the way experimenting with jerking off to VR porn, would you please experiment with closing the blinds?

Nope, I post on all the twitters.

All hail the Duke of Fall.

Fuck yeah!

No.

Truly one of the very best. R.I.P. Ryno.

My feed here kind of sucks. What people or bots should I be following?

I can confirm I said that.

Back on Lithium today at Noon ET/9 AM PT. Keep your expectations low.

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis is at @PearlJam in Nashville.

Closest I’ve been to a SiriusXM studio in 5 years. #Nashville

The delivery app is sending a notification that my food has arrived while I’m on the toilet eliminating aforementioned food.

Thank you.

Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate. To the teams with payrolls over $300 million, I hope your rosters are afflicted with frequent cases of diarrhea. Go Cubs!

Good morning from Brooklyn to the humans, the animals, and the bots if there are any lurking here.

AI image submitted by a listener and the resemblance is uncanny.

Tomorrow may be better. Or it won’t.

The best course of action is to complain at 877-92-LITHIUM.

I'll do my best, and by best I mean it will be the usual half-assed effort.

A message from a fan.

Yes, the guy who says dumb shit between songs has spoken.

Yeah, there’s no reason to talk over the beginnings of songs in most cases. It’s a bad practice and needs to stop.

I can't promise anything.

Welcome to my broadcast.

Not that you asked, but here’s the dog from Thanksgiving.

Eberflus out.

I'm on Discord now and you can join the chat on one of my channels now. discord.gg/UCyqBpmz

What do you like most about radio DJs? What do you like least? I'm not fishing for compliments or trolls, rather I'm asking about DJs in general. Posting this here, Twitter/X, and Threads for research purposes as well as to compare the platforms.

I know this isn’t Instagram but here’s the dog.

View from the dentist chair.

That was thrilling.

To those who are experienced here on Threads, what tips do you have for using this platform?

It’s really great to be here on Mastodon.

I got logged out and was too lazy to log back in. I’ve remedied that. Now what?

This is going well.

The first episode of my new podcast is now available in most of the places you get podcasts. It’s a weekly, politics-free comedic newscast that I hope you like. If you don’t, listen to the next episode while less sober.

I think it’s best we use the terms “wit” and “knowledge” loosely.

Thank you! Now what?