Y’all lucky y’all didn’t know 21 through 26 year old Ducky. I was an absolute liquor fueled menace. But a fun one. 🤣

Last time I did that I got banned for life.

My boss always has some personal drama going on. Meanwhile, my biggest concern is which t-shirt I’m gonna sleep in tonight.

Honestly, the best way to win a conflict with me.

Raise hell, praise Dale.

Might drink a gallon of coffee and take the car out on I-95 and pretend I’m Dale Earnhardt. Might just keep my ass at work. I dunno.

"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?"

Spidey approves.

Happy freakin’ Thursday. No Scally today, but I did black out the company logo on my hat. Don’t want y’all finding me. 🤣

The Maltese Muppet

Serpentor just bitch smacked Cobra Commander and called him an insolent microbe. All of this, 5 minutes after he “came to life”. Bruh, quit being so extra.

I couldn’t possibly BE more single. 🤣

Also, Sgt. Slaughter was pretty overbearing in the cartoon. Nice guy in real life, though. He let me hold his old NWA United States Championship belt when I met him, and complimented my Tar Heels hoodie.

Also, I love that they carried over all the in-fighting within the Cobra organization from the comics to the cartoon. These fuckers couldn’t even agree on what to order for lunch, let alone strategy and who’s in charge*. *Should’ve been Destro, just saying.

General Hawk really wasn’t a very good general in the cartoon. He was much more effective in the comics. Cobra Commander, on the other hand, was a little bitch no matter what.

I read comics because *gestures at everything*

Wednesday night and I’m in my bed watching old GI Joe cartoons.

The last time I had one was 1987. 39 years later, it still hasn’t kicked in.

Hi.

Just duckin’ around at work.

Why do y’all even follow me?

Can’t. Gotta make you sweat.

Some things never change…

5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same, if you’d like. Tag yourself though, I ain’t doing it. 🤣 1. Comic books 2. Cake 3. Salma Hayek 4. Coffee 5. Sleep

Do I wanna try to watch all the Carolina/NC State game tonight or do I wanna go to bed early to try to make up for the sleep I didn’t get last night? Decisions, decisions.

Stealing my gimmick, but since it’s @emceekayvee.bsky.social and she’s awesome, I’ll allow it.

Be back later. Gonna go sell my kidney to pay for all the dental work I need done.

A sleepy one today. Some days, I’m a grumpy one, some days happy, some days anxious, most days horny. I dunno. 🤣

Waiting at the dentist (and it looks like I’ll be a while). Hit the link. ngl.link/justducky2

Her: I just want to know what makes you tick. Me: When I was 3, I swallowed a Mickey Mouse watch and the doctors were never able to remove it.

My boss is the very definition of “weaponized incompetence”.

Smart, funny, open minded, not too hung up on herself, doesn’t take herself too seriously (I don’t take myself too seriously, so I kinda dig that type of person), someone who knows when to give me my space. I’m partial to brunette women, but that’s not a dealbreaker. Basically anyone who’ll have me.

My boss is pissing me off today. I ask of you all…tell me anything that’ll make my day better.

For Lent, I’ve decided to give up. That’s all. I’m just giving up. 🤣

I gave that up ages ago. 🤣

Tossed and turned all night. Today should be fun.

I need someone to hype me up the way Jesse “The Body” Ventura used to hype up “Ravishing” Rick Rude.

That’s a nice ass.

I can confirm this.

I just want some kind woman to look at me the way I looked at that piece of chocolate chess pie right before I devoured it earlier.

I’m mad that it doesn’t taste like grapes.

Nice try unknown number. I don’t even answer my phone for people I know.

And they’re great whether they’re pints, quarts, half gallons, or gallons.

Who up gardening their sound?

Holy Shit Damn Piss Bitch Mother Fucker I mean, happy Monday everyone!!!

Story of my life.

This peninsula needs to calm down.

If you ever catch me smiling at my phone, it's either I just received money or I'm reading memes. There's nothing romantic going in my life.