Oh my God. IRGC spokesperson Ebrahim Zolfaghari released a video showing himself skateboarding and drinking juice while a missile launch appears in the background. This seems to be a dig at Trump's bloviations. No, it's not AI. I think the juice is barberry?

BREAKING: Washed up comedic actor with dead career has opinions

I'll always be in your heart you fuckaas bitch

Happy one month anniversary to the dumbest war ever.🎉

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Norris God

things are going well.

JK Rowling 'er up in a carpet and throwin' 'er off a bridge.

Hahah.. He'd have more success by running for Queen of England.

RIP Stonks 🔻

It's me. I'm the Governor of PhillaDilly.

Someone should invent an entirely new weed to smoke

Same

Please don't use photographs of my father and the man he left my mother for in advertisements.

No big deal. Just keep reviewing American attack drone footage until you spot them.

Turkeys don't have teeth. That's preposterous.

I'm starting to think that Trump's assertions that Iran is desperate for a deal is a bunch of hooey.

Calling the glory hole blew anon

ban👏 all👏 computational👏 devices👏 except👏 abacuses👏

He should ask the figments of his imagination if they are close to a deal.

Those that do not understand history are doomed to repeat GroverHaus

LOL

Life... finds a way.

Am I tripping or did Mona Lisa catch a D.U.I.?

The flaming poop ship has been taken out. RIP F

I am a metal forged from an alloy of pure cringe and 70% fail

Trump is just reusing the talking points script the he used for the Ukraine/Russia peace talks. Which pretty much means this war is gonna drag on for years. lol

Yeah, I'm pretty cool.

Well this puts my mind at ease that he's telling the truth about everything.

Source TRTWORLD: Iran announced that they've launch more attacks against US and Israel

🔴 Iran's Parliament Speaker, Ghalibaf, on X: No negotiations have been held with the US.

Who are you gonna believe? scarequote"The Iranians"unscarequote or our honorable, trustworthy president?

“Leave her alone! What are you doing?!” ICE snatching a mom from her daughter in San Francisco’s airport (not a normal TSA function) Post: www.instagram.com/reel/DWOaZoo...

Am I tripping or did Mona Lisa catch a D.U.I.?

I've said it once.. And I'll say it again: Donald Trump is a curse upon the miracle of flight

Seems bad

LMAO. Things are going well.

Mr. President! Please! Please *With tears in my eyes* You must send our beautiful ICE agents to the Iranian mainland to secure the strait! Only those brave, portly men could possibly deport that threat! Please sir!

What the US is purposefully doing to Cuba should be considered genocide.

LOL

no matter how many genders we have, we’ll always have Robert mueller, and the rule of law

oh yeah? two can play that game. maybe even three. perhaps four of us. five? six if you’re up for it. seven, but we’ll have to take 2 different cars. the teams wouldn’t be even. eight would take care of that tho. nine? shoot. this is getting to be a lot. 10, 11? — i might sit out, tell ya the truth

American cable news channels are a crime against humanity

I hear this is a great way to win the hearts and minds of the general populace. This idiot is gonna keep getting repeatedly owned by Iran until he drops a nuke, isn't he?

LMAO

Sex so good you smell it like a Burger King at noon

My son, xXxSlayerxXx, orders a big frothy glass of cum at every restaurant. When the waiter objects he says, "problem?" and makes this horrible face. I hate him with all my heart.