sunday songs from NPR Tiny Desk: Juvenile ft. Jon Batiste, Trombone Shorty, and Mannie Fresh

Get in loser, we’re losers. This is the loser bus

would anyone mind if i took a bite out of the wall

all shitty days, all the time! That's a "my life" guarantee!

Man, you'd think I'd get one good day every now and again even by accident. But, nooooooo.

She probably wrecked her car while giving this quote.

"I'm still punk rock!" I wheeze as I try to catch my breath after taking a fuckin' shower.

Ew, no. Fuck off. This is the most offputtng album title ever.

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth, Who Personally Ordered a Makeup Room Installed in the Pentagon So He Can Look His Absolute Greasiest, Calls For Return to Manliness

No transgender for everyone? Ok, how about Transgender for all that celebrate?

I always hate it when he makes the Democrats sound way fuckin' cooler than they actually are.

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

Rest in peace weird monkey lady

Broke ass gestapo gonna have get a job flipping burgers.

Pete Hegseth addresses top brass.

I don't know. I also don't know why he looks like he's at the halway mark of turning into a werewolf.

A shut down government is a government with a diminished capacity to do evil. So, this is a win on a certain level.

When the government shuts down, who will take responsibility for changing congress's diapers? Do those poor souls keep getting paid or does that job shift to unpaid DNC and GOP interns?

i need all of you to appreciate my way with words.

It's a sign from Allah

I don't think I've ever seen two hurricanes right next to each other. seems fine.

we are getting really good at not being better than this almost like it's easier every day

Remember Charlie Kirk? Well, this is him now! Feel old yet?

Guy that's a professional Creed (band) apologist/revisionist

Oh boy, a new cease fire deal for Israel to violate!

Sounds like Ol' Andy Grabass went to the Hillary Clinton School of Losing Elections.

This video is one of those that you can watch over and over and each time it plays you spot a new thing to laugh at.

At what point does this look stop being merely "stupid" and crossover into "just doing blackface"

BREAKING: Trump to host Netanyahu in a one on one, winner takes all, battle of the faltering comb-overs cage match.

I don't want to alarm any one but I'm starting to think that Donald Trump has fully retreated into a self-concocted fantasy world that only exists within his own rapidly failing mind.

But seriously: Fuck Israel.

i like beans n such 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 pennycostal 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

True meaning of Transness

Daughter: They could end violence in sports if when you hit somebody you had to apologize and give em a lil kiss.

His willingness to reach across the aisle to work on a bipartisan deal to stay out of jail in these divided political times is quite impressive.

I do this exercise every time I shit on my neighbor's yard.

Honey! I'm going to Medbed.... are you coming? *winks sexily*

Call Gavin Newsom's office like you called ABC/Disney/Sinclair/Nexstar

Welp, it's official. WE ARE FUCKING COOKED.

Pete Davidson in custody of Saudi Arabian authorities after asking every audience member at the Riyahd Comedy Festival if they helped kill his father

Seems a little steep for a photograph of Mitch McConnell

Oh man! you've got them cornered! They will have no choice but to hold themselves accountable now!

Its been a pretty bleak day. Bad news is that its probably only gonna get bleaker. Fun stuff.

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Instead of walking out, those representatives of proper nations should've stayed and threw shit at Netanyahu.