starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

Pointless listening to him anymore. Nothing to glean from it. He’s just the collective, sadistic id of every born-rich boomer, animated by naked selfishness and vile racism, flailing backwards at the sight of Death’s scythe, trying to hide inside the TV, melting into the warm fake histories within

Eric Andre capturing how I think we all feel these days:

"...And we can be there forever brothers and sisters! Just take a drink from chalice of magical koolaid! Now now! Don't make a fuss! We are all going to a better place!"

Don't mind me... Just screaming into the void again.

Lindsey Graham is a danger to himself and others. Time to 5150 his ass so that he can get the help that he needs.

Trump: "This war is very complete, pretty much." Iran: *arming missiles* "Should we name this bomb 'Pretty Much'?"

There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase “accused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory “hasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...

Gabapentin is a stupid wizard name.

The United States' Choice of Leader Signals Profound Idiocy and Moral Rot

This is the Grover House of presidential libraries.

Should've replaced the woman's face with the face of Jeffery Epstein.

I, for one, am starting to think that you don't though.

Yeah... I know you may be an east Asian deckhand working for like 3 dollars per day. But, you should put your lives on the line so some boomer fat asses can drive their 10,0000 pound Ford f-250s to the hamburger store on the cheap.

US suspends consulate services in southern Turkey, orders non-essential staff to leave

IRAN VOW RECORD $200 OIL IF NEIGHBORS CAN'T CURB TRUMP

Maybe they're being brought home for the celebration of the end of the war Trump said we've won already?

it's weird that media outlets ever considered something other than that it was a U.S. missile hitting an Iranian school.

The irony just broke what's left of my brain.

mixed up the barrels of oil i keep in my basement with the barrels of Soviet Mystery Sludge but I've got them sorted now and would like to reiterate NEITHER ARE FOR SALE

All jokes aside.. it's officially time to start freaking the fuck out.

The reporter is Trump telling us everything is going great, the inferno behind him is all hope for the future going up in flames.

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

Oh.. we're FUCKED fucked, then? LMAO

America is never beating the great satan allegations

Scientists discover one weird trick to crater the economy

Protect yourself, buy today

I'm starting to think that this Trump fella ain't playin' with a full deck.

Curb stomping the economy of the entire planet is a small price to pay, libcuck.

LMFAO, we are cooked.

Iran hostage crisis part deux?

LMAO. Do it. I fucking dare you.

Trump is playing golf while the war continues.

Civilians in Tehran are reporting toxic oily rain following US and Israeli airstrikes on oil storage facilities. An estimated 10 million people face exposure to hazardous chemicals, with risks including skin burns and lung damage.

lol

John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.

I refuse to click "View Full Thread" I'd rather leave the journey from first post to last post a complete mystery.

This MFer spittin'

We're getting the band back together!

You gotta hand it to Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris: they were the only two people who predicted that Donald Trump would be bad

Dudes Rock

Maybe we could send in a few advisors... What's the worst that could happen? /

It's really cool how it's very clear that Marco Rubio is having a hard time keeping the mask of sanity on his face.

I bet this makes perfect sense if you're on cocaine and developmentally disabled.

Please Sir! *With tears in my eyes* Please turn this is to a forever war! We love them so much! It would mean so much to us if you turned this into a quagmire! Get us bogged down into a meat grinder! Please sir! Please!

Liver is a fancy cut of meat for big spenders with bigger budgets, buy Bologna.

Have you only been an American for like a week?