thinking about how Obama was elected with an enormous mandate and we got uh, the banks bailed out and subsidies for health insurance companies meanwhile the right gets the whole fever dream wish list

slay the spire 2

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

This is a William T. Riker appreciation post. Like this post if you appreciate Will Riker.

gonna go out here on a limb and say that's actually not a problem and we'd all be better off without any evangelicals in power at all

I think they're bad parents because doctors and nurses are telling them what they should do and instead they're listening to a 22 year old nick shirley fuck on tiktok or a man with literal brain worms.

If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!

what the fuck is he talking about? what does any of that even mean???

Markwayne Gacy

Orb’s 90s Soundtrack Odyssey rolls on! Here comes one of the critical texts of rap-rock, the soundtrack to Judgement Night (1993). it took 6 years from the moment that RUN-DMC resuscitated Aerosmith for some label guy to put the idea into album form. I haven’t heard this since it came out. let‘s go!

Steve-O got a ruptured testicle by letting one of his castmates jump on his crotch with a pogo stick and he is unquestionably more morally sophisticated than most of our sitting lawmakers

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

ok I had to listen to the whole thing. track by track thread below

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

The sequel to the best game ever enters early access this weekend so I am going to spend approx 9 hours of streaming this weekend playing it. Sorry if you want to hear the game’s soundtrack tho bc I am also going to be watching TV concerts / TV movies based on songs starring the singers of the songs

too many of you are arguing with Cryin Ryan Grim when you should be Climbin the Grim Tower with playable characters like Ironclad, The Silent, and Necrobinder. Slay The Spire 2 coming to steam early access later today

“Here’s a stupid thing I think you think because I’m incapable of listening to you and get all my information from right-wing media! You are trapped in a sealed epistemic chamber!”

Update: it's been tight for a while, but a sudden turn a week ago made it all much worse & Urgent. While there's a chance it all turns around, it may lead to a loss of housing and costly relocation, w/ bills and expenses on top. Still in serious need. You've all helped SO much, so thank you.

D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣

When I was young and didn't have a child of my own, to my great shame, I did not fully grasp what a horror this kind of thing is. It's a shame, a disgrace, a black mark against our entire species. We have to stop. Anyone opposed to just immediately stopping this is your enemy.

fuck these losers

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

I used to think there was only one really genuinely good dead college coach, Dean Smith, but now that Lou Holtz is gone, there is still only one genuinely good dead college coach

If it was funny you wouldn’t have to say stuff like this

jesus fucking christ

losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now

it's okay to socially ostracize parents who won't vaccinate themselves or their children, in fact we should be doing it as a rule

for the last time it's just a death in june tattoo!!

15 years ago if you complained about how the extraction class wanted to buy up the entirety of media and befuddle the electorate with right wing agitprop you'd be tsk-tsked by professional tutscolds who treated you like a toddler who just took a dookie on the wedding dance floor

the people at Lockheed and Raytheon were very nasty, very rude. we said we want to blow up Iran we need missile but they said we don't have anymore missile. can you believe that? [crowd boos] they're probably saving the best missiles for themselves, NOT GOOD!!

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put her on the frontlines

How do you explain why you dislike that style of ironic millennial comedy like Sharknado, Mr Pickles or Cocaine Bear where the entire joke is "Whoa how outlandish; a cute dog possessed by satan? A shark tornado? A bear on cocaine? I wouldn't usually expect that!!" w/o just calling it cringe & tired

yeah that'll show those dead children

BREAKING: Iran has struck the Bass Prop Shops pyramid

Grok, please identify Iranian missile silos

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bro, for real, me and the boys were CRUSHING it in dubai. celebrities and everything. like, swear to god, outta nowhere we met the thing from Don't Look Now...no no, the one where you can see donald sutherland and julie christie like legit go at it...yeah, that one, the thing in the red rain slicker

Dawg lmao

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️

I think Americans are not ready to face the reality that this describes the leadership of both parties and the backup to that leadership. America will not democracy its way out of this problem.

95% of the reason Americans marvel at China is basically they've come into quite a bit of wealth and they've done incredibly basic public programs that improve people's lives in ways Americans have forgotten are possible.

Ian Miles Cheong? The guy selling all those crates of Stinger missiles?

sorry folks, sometimes you have to celebrate religious repression