CNN bravely branching into important breaking news like “advertisements”

Carry the Zero Randy Described Eternity Car Twin Falls Liar

i would like to someday understand how people, in 2026, are still doing this kind of "black women got no time for hasan pikers antisemitism take that shit to dearborn 😂😂" -- does anyone still believe this shit, let alone believe it is effective

I am once again thinking about the Goldeneye pause music remixed w/ Project Pat

these are the people you get screamed at for not supporting enough

happy memorial day

I am tired of Democratic senators warning me that all of Trump’s judges will dangerous “MAGA loyalists,” and then dutifully voting to confirm some of them anyway. Completely unserious people. Do your jobs or stop talking about it.

no, my son is also named family guy funny moments

They shoulda gone with my treatment that would have surely been box office gold!

Fuck you

The Canadian GP to McLaren today

my social group is also an "echo chamber" in that everyone in there is chill and if someone starts being unchill we all start yelling and throwing garbage at them. this is actually how you maintain social cohesion believe it or not

Insanely bad luck for George Russell today, huge race for Hamilton though! It's really good to see him competitive again.

starting to have more fun making these

can they do that

Bluesky isn’t fun?

New phrase to whisper in a lovers ear as you are making love

hey man, cool post

Told myself that I would make more, so I made more.

me when m bison asks who farted

"claude"

if you leave a tip like that on a bill that size, the waitstaff should be legally allowed to stomp you out behind the restaurant

having all the boys piss into a giant box of pretty litter to make sure nobody has a UTI ❤️

sound up

Fuck yeah, George Russell

"The Alabama Solution." Prisoners are used for cheap labor in Alabama. This is not reeducation or rehabilitation, which they deserve. Instead, they are paid less than min, they take half their pay, and they replace workers. Judges and courts are incentivized to give long sentences and deny appeals

no heaven for liberals who wield Israel's ongoing genocide of Palestinians as a rhetorical cudgel to blame leftists for the 2024 election

I threw my pronouns at the enemy and they all died, actually

all biden had to do was put his ass in prison

the only "subway take" i'm interested in is the revenue from my franchise

Jesus Christ dude, fuck Marie Gluesenkamp-Petez, fucking Nazi

God I hate Subway Takes.

cigarette night is not complete without energy milk

A Human Being Living In The World Caused By Zuckerberg Gets Real About What He Thinks Should Happen To The Depressed Shitheads That Are Sad About Maybe Getting Fired From The Myanmar Genocide Factory

if only someone could do something about this

this kind of shit should be illegal

Remembering the classics

whenever im in a good mood i like to log on to this app and get myself back to a frothing rage

Will the platform of “give senators millions of tax payer dollars” be popular with voters in November? The New York Times spoke with a group of deranged maniacs who say the answer is complicated

they should consider not making unwatchable slop

Titan Manga has revealed the cover spreads for the first 2 English volumes of The Five Star Stories manga, launching in September and November.

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

self-reflection Thursday, sponsored by WikiHow

this is so funny, all these fucking morons really thought Homelander was some complicated antihero

it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself

Everyone thought the autopsy would show an amazingly incompetent organization incapable of wrangling the consultants that hold the party in a death grip. And it did so in the funniest way possible.