Everything Old is New again

Yeah dude Trump is plotting to take down a democrat running for governor of a D+30 state. Get a fucking grip lol

Netanyahu: Hitler Didn't Want to Exterminate the Jews

get out of bed

I’m glad the moon mission is over so I can get back to basting in our utterly cursed psychic hellscape without the nagging dissonance that we could possibly do better

this is what they took from you

are there like any not rapists vying for power?

especially timely today after seeing some liberals say calling out the Eric Swalwell allegations is helping Trump

POV you're trying to write in your journal

The Malcolm in the Middle reboot might be one of the worst things that I have ever watched. Bravo, Hulu. Bravo.

It's Friday night baby

The main thing that makes a sports broadcaster good, imo, is when they give the impression that the event they're calling is the most important thing that has ever happened. This is why Nantz is the best in the business, why Doc Emrick is the best hockey announcer of all time, and down the line

what if it was the man date of heaven and it was Liu Bei kissing Cao Cao ☺️

Hell yeah! Let’s fucking go!!! Running a juiceless candidate that has never won a primary and has not advanced a single meaningful agenda or ideological position and already got thoroughly washed in one presidential election by the literal Worst Person Alive, this will go great!

Every Dwarf Fortress play through goes like this: Years 0-10: heehee your silly little dudes mine ore and build castles Years 11-25: the great magma flood and hell plague strike Year 26: your little dude society has been wiped out. do you want to restart?

A Paixão de Cristo (2004).

Writing a 150,000 word treatise on the morality of Scrubs

Hideo Kojima in a pitch meeting: and then Mr. Norman Reedus my very good friend, kisses the kangaroo with lots of tongue Marketing executives: okay. a bit unusual for a Kia commercial but

I just had a really good reuben sandwich for lunch

It annoys me when people on here claim someone saying "If you're a bigot, you're not a real leftist" is a No True Scotsman No tf it isn't! NTS=changing the definition of something to exclude counterexamples. Leftism is a ideology based in humanist principles, bigotry is antithetical to those ideals

When you can't pick between Mormon and Nazi aesthetics and decide: "why not both?"

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable. The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back. We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

Same energy

I hope Eric Adams sets of trend of former mayors obtaining balkan citizenship. Give me croation giuliani. I want to see what Kosovo cuomo gets up to

No one: Eric Adams: O Zot, rakia më bën të sillem keq

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which one of you owns this car

Just make "work is hard :(" the democratic party motto at this point jfc

You can fume at people on bluesky for being disillusioned with these guys but at some point you have to admit it's their behavior that causes poll results like this. The public correctly recognizes them as weenies

Having too much fun in my group chats writing parodies of that stupid article

If a network holds a sport’s broadcast rights but doesn’t have a way for you to watch games on-demand, they shouldn’t be able to get a video taken down from YouTube or any other site.

Wait I thought Andy Richter got whacked by Conan after he stiffed him on a bar tab

It blows my mind we didn't even manage to hang Jefferson Davis. You know, the fucking president of the confederacy! This country was cooked the minute the traitors went unpunished

He's threatening to blow up the world. Who cares about where he's sourcing the god damn steel you crone

Me to Australian Bluesky users

Bsky, it is with a heavy heart that I must confess to a grave sin. In middle school I wore a puca shell necklace and had frosted tips. I recognize this was a mistake and I hope I will be forgiven

man this sucks. I was looking forward to the idea

me: *finds out Tehran is full of trotskyists* regime change is good actually

Scary Socialist takes power and uses the government to make people's lives less miserable instead of more. Who could've seen it coming

Dunking on this for being something the GOP is willing to do but not automatic voter registration is fine, but this isn't them bringing the draft back. It's just automating the selective service system which has been a law since 1917 guys. It's meant for a hypothetical draft but hypothetical=/=real

New post: The Utah Mammoth are five games away from making NHL history in the best way possible and we should all be rooting for them. www.nytimes.com/athletic/718...

Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid

I can get tankers through the strait. All I need is a crew of the best sailors in the world and for someone to explain to me how an oil tanker works

looking great, Ethan!

lmao I totally forgot that my cat attacks you if you say "foul tarnished, lay thy foolish ambitions to rest" like godrick the grafted to her

Do I think they'll be good games? Not really, but Caps @ Pens followed by Pens @ Caps are must watch TV for any hockey fan. This could very well be the last two times Ovi and Crosby take the ice together. End of an era shit