nothing like finding out there's now a thing called the "USC Schwarzenegger Institute"

the new Modesto Pioneer League team will be coming into town starting Oct. 1. team name is tbd and will be in two phases: 1) fans can submit options for team names 2) a list will be finalized and down to 5-6 names for fans to vote on.

I have had no less than three people send me the "autism announcement" image and two of these texts within the same minute and I appear to have surrounded myself with people who are equally terminally online and insane

what kind of Lord of the Rings type of weaponry do I need to make this man go away

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Lucy Dacus bring Bruce Springsteen out for "Dancing In The Dark" challenge

it's unexpected expense season AND weird income season, so I'm offering all my zines at once for $10 in case you want to support and/or just read some stuff about gender, or gender, or the mistakes i made in college, or asexuality ✨

a very good friend of mine is at the Chappell show tonight and told the group chat that Nancy Wilson showed up to play guitar on a cover of Heart's "Barracuda" I'm FINE

the Seattle Mariners: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU35...

idk whenever I see someone being all "they're saying x y z causes autism and there's no proof of that," the only thing I am thinking is "okay and why aren't y'all also saying that there's nothing wrong with being autistic" just my pov as an autistic person who is tired

[opens bluesky] [sees reason why Matt Shaw didn't play today] [closes bluesky]

bring back the weird MLB postseason song that gets stuck in everyone's heads that they can't say specific phrases normally ever again like "written in the stars"

hot take: I like the three wild cards because I'm a chaos demon and it's funny to watch all the different scenarios

I appreciate Instagram informing me about FAT BEAR WEEK

do I know anyone who is familiar with US men's pro soccer leagues who can help me out with something

Remember Some Logos

I was not alive

for a while, I thought it was bonkers that I have a Lancaster JetHawks souvenir soda with like an "Astros stars of tomorrow" thing on it and it had Carlos Correa and Mark Appel so as far as my collection of shit from defunct teams go, it's going pretty nicely.

I asked Carrie Fisher for advice on being a writer with mental illness and she said "you have mental illness but mental illness does not have you" and she was very impressed with me and had told the class good luck but to me especially

the press box that raised me. 13 seasons. love you Bee Box 🫡

see you later, JTF

tired: X stat in arbitrarily chosen time span like 38 games wired: X stat compared to X stat in arbitrarily chosen year like 1904

y'all what if they had been the Modesto Cruisers or the Modesto Dusters then what would y'all have done (these are actual names that were options for a fan vote)

alright. now that this team doesn't exist: go Nuts.

"mama tried to raise a lady but daddy won and raised a country girl" has got to be one of the most cursed things I've seen as a bumper sticker

see you later, JTF

this woman is the dean of the j-school I graduated from lmfao

at the ASG, I very strongly considered asking Kershaw about his homophobic hat. I probably would've if I hadn't just treated McAfee the way Indiana Jones shot that guy in that one scene. I already put my safety on the line and I didn't want to risk any that more. (1/4)

this is how I learned I'm cited on Alyssa Nakken's wikipeida page

Ramos 🤝 Ramos RIP BOZO-ing

I will never budge on one thing: saying "meowdy" to a cat

it has been yet Another Week please post your doggos in the replies

I have mostly stopped fighting randos on here and just block them instead and now I just give guys like Pat McAfee a swirly so I guess yes?

y'know, if I had known that The Hold Steady was playing Separation Sunday in full on the same stage right before Rilo Kiley at Riot Fest, I prob would've planned my life better

truck stop Motown compilation tape

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I'm surprised there's only been one "who up buzzing they tower" in my mentions

THE BEE HAS A NAME, FOLKS

the Ontario Tower Buzzers will make its debut Apr. 3 at its new park, against the Lake Elsinore Storm

Ontario Tower Buzzers

they are the ONTARIO TOWER BUZZERS???

lmao the ESPN Los Angeles broadcast where the Ontario team name is supposed to be announced has been briefly pre-empted for the Kershaw presser

do you ever like remember how one of your hometowns was trying to build a Titanic themed hotel & casino or

he walks away on his own terms: as a known homophobe

congratulations to Vanity Fair for ensuring I will never pitch a story to their west coast editor unless I get to tell her she had an affair with a tapeworm hotel

lol. lmao even. www.reviewjournal.com/sports/athle...

if people are out there posting Kershaw's career achievements on the field, his career Es off the field should also be posted. fair is fair. post the whole picture.

RIP BOZO

my problem is that I went to comedy camp as a teenager and originally intended to become a comedy writer so if I am already not on a government watchlist for my shitposts, that would be the most surprising thing